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>>38820089
just b urself and calories out calories in

>>38820089
Make them extra large and eat more than one meal for fucks sake

>>38820089
You don't eat that once a week. You eat that amount every day. Then double it, plus add multiple bottles of sweet drink. That's how fatties do it. Don't forget multiple servings of desert and snacks.

>>38820065
Only one way left sorry bud.

OP is crossing the memes.

>>38820065
Include me in the screencap, /r/4chan.
>Not original

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>do you work in mergers and acquisitions?
>are you trying to listen to the new robert palmer tape but your gf keeps buzzing in your ear?

>>38820006
I have a bf and he's the best match I could ever hope for but I feel like if he died I wouldn't be sad, just lonely again. I feel afraid to even think about it, as if thinking it would destroy what we have.

Even my aunt, who pretty much raised me and I enjoyed being around as a kid. I just wouldn't feel anything I she died and it annoys me when people DO get upset over someone dying.

>>38820006
>deep down I am a ruthless monster
No you're not you fat pussy. A lot of people have those thoughts in there heads. The difference is the real crazy people actually do it. You're just an edgy fuckboy. I know this is probably bait, but a lot of retards here actually think like this.

I'm balding too, anon.
>just shave it man lmao dude
No, I look even worse with no hair.

>>38820352
Ikr, I'd rather keep it short than be bald. I might look into wigs eventually.

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>>38820403
I bought 2 bottles of horse shampoo. People say it can slow down hair loss.

You're doing it wrong unless you're gonna use /jakepaul/ers

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>>38819940
>you will never be a washed up literal who Disney star binge spending his Disney dosh to fund and shill (((viral))) videos
Oh CRUEL world why?!?!

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>>38819940
JAKEPAULERS IN THE HOUSE
DAB ON THE HATERZ

>>38819934
I was like you during too many years

What are they going to do OP? Make fun of you for being different?

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>>38819934
don't go outside anon. it's a bad place. people will look at you and laugh, think bad things... don't do it. i regret ever trying

>>38819927
Include me in the screenshot pls CNN!

OP is alt-right leader Sam Hyde btw

Holocaust was fake

>>38819927
Is this the neo nazi Anthony Fantano at it again? Wonder what the madman had planned.

How does one persuade another person into going on a mass killing?

Feel free to do so if you're not white.

>>38819905
Firstly, why do you want to cause a pregnancy?

Secondly, I'm pretty sure sperm die almost right away when exposed openly to the air and it's not warm enough for them. Basically, you're gonna have to pretty much cum inside her most likely.

>>38819931
>if i'm not white
What did he mean by this?
>>38819973
>why
to live forever, of course.
>pretty sure sperm die from air
I'm pretty sure they don't. Going to take a shower right now, I'll be back and hopefully have some not troll responses soon enough.

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>>38819900
Dayum r9k where are yo

>>38819900
>These sassy
That's enough. If someone is sassy and thinks that's a positive quality, they should be aiming somewhat lower than a good man.

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>>38819900
It's because their standards are too high.
It's because the western world is toxicified against men.
It's because men can have waifu's and frequent various flavors of whores.
It's because the world really isn't worth living in and really for a women to be single past 25 is just as pathetic as a 30 year old male virgin.

>>38819862
ZLAMBL VLOMP

AT LEAST I WILL GO DOWN AS A BIG OL' NIGGER

TWO SCOOOOOOPS
DINGBALD KLUNDF

You already made this post earlier. Fuck off.

>>38819859

Print the picture, cum on it and send her an image. Post results.

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very rarely does ris has an accurate title rofl

>>38819909
if you're on chrome, right click the image and click s. the internet is hard to navigate but you'll get the hang of it eventually

how about some info about you first? how old are you, what do you do, what are your dreams, why is your life garbage and why cant you run away from it etc

>>38819855
If all you want is to talk, then partake in an actual ongoing thread, rather than making your own "special snow flake talk to me" thread.

>>38819960
if this pushes off another fembot thread thats fine by me

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Nothing more comfortable than winter

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Convict Conditioning

>>38819831

I don't know how to do a pushup and don't want to waste my time with bad form.

>>38819807
I've been doing 300 push ups a day to help stay in shape. I'm going to start running too even though I hate it.

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>>38819806
>Do you have any weird fetishes
Killing faggots like (you)

>>38819806
I have lots of weird fetishes

>>38819806
They're not fetishes, they're paraphilias.