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Damn is that pic real?

Also just because a situation isn't going to get better, doesn't mean your feelings towards it wont improve.

>>38827211
yeah it's real, you look like an alien if you get shot in the head because of the way your eye leaves its socket

I know it's not going to get better. But every once in a while, going out in the middle of the night when the air is nice and having a beer, or a cup of coffee, and a cigarette and looking up at the stars, it makes it all okay for a while.

if you're old enough to post here, your parent's divorcing is basically irrelevant

>>38827072
i guess you are right. it just breaks my heart because i love both my parents and i thought this would never happen to my family

really bad , i regret not having prepared to escape the moment the word divorce came up. shit just keeps getting worse and worse. The divorce has been going on for well over 10 years as well and no sign of ending. You never know when the neet life will come to an end and you get thrown on to the streets.

Just wear the white shirt buttoned up. Don't wear the vest

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Don't wear that. Good god. You'll look like a fucking bull fighter. Go to Goodwill or Salvation Army for cheap clothes. It like talking to a five year old.

>>38826898
jesus Christ no. Lol. please buy a collared shit or something from a thrift store

with tender loving care, it'll confuse the SHIT out of her mental illness.

i kept an autistic shut in as my side gf once
don't be an evil beast like me it didn't work

>>38826896

MatPat has a video on this on FilmTheory. Of course it calls you to be attractive and wealthy.

>>38826840
Because they haven't realized that being an atheist has no real advantages.

I do not think there is anything cringy about being rational.

I bet a lot of outspoken atheists were raised religious and so when they discover atheism it feels like a big deal and they want to talk about it a lot

How do you know that you are an aspie?

>>38826816
You sound like a normie. In fact, you seem to be implying that I want to "succeed" which I don't and only want to be left alone. Now fuck off "aspie"

>>38826816

How far towards severe autism are you on the spectrum?

If common household substances were good at this, you'd know about it and/or it would probably be illegal. Alcohol is probably your best bet and comes with obvious downsides, you could also raid your medicine cabinet and see if there's anything but that's luck of the draw

nyquil will do the trick. mellow you right the fuck out.

>>38826677
Bleach will do just the job.

>>38826660
what's the girl's name? do you have any more pictures of her?

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>>38826727
Nope sorry. I do have more pictures like it though

>>38826660
>Haven't brushed teeth in DAYS
You are like little baby. Come back when you hit months. I haven't brushed my teeth in 3+ months and don't plan to until I have a dentist appointment

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I know, they're so annoying, right? But it seems there's nothing to be done... If you can't beat 'em join 'em I always say

>>38826658
I guess we just have to squeeze their twink meat with out boipuccis then.

Hope this board becomes a blue board. Thats all we really can do.

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>>38826511
Did you ever consider yourself that some people are really not responsible for their own problems?

>>38826558
do weebs got out of their way to look as moronic and out of it as possible?

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Yes, I 100% am responsible for a good chunk of my problems. However, My health failing me, family members dying, and other personal issues are out of my control. Sucks, but it's how it is.

>>38826496
I can confirm that becoming /fit/ doesn't fix anything. And yes I have done steroids and am bigger than Chad now.

>>38826496
But Bundy was charismatic as fuck. He just happened to be good looking too.

>>38826496
It makes me smirk at the fact of how deluded normies are.

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>>38826452
ahahHAHAHAHAHA
orignal

well if you can't beat at chad at the alpha game, which seems to have an upper limit of alphaness, at least you can embarrass all of humanity and every chad by plumbing the depths of beta descent which seems to have no fathomable limit

>>38826452
But thats a false flagging redditor

why is there such vitriol for women taking practical avenues to prosperity

If I were a qt girl I'd be playing men too. Why the fuck wouldn't I? Are you guys mad that you don't have that option or are you mad because they're not dedicating themselves to hunting down nice guys and sucking their dick

>>38826832
See my problem is that even when vagina gets you untold privelege
Men still hear the screeches of inequality

>>38827165
it's almost like we each experience a set of different advantages and disadvantages

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Sure you can qt

>>38826377
Holy fuck OP. That looks cute at a glance, but when you think about how quickly that thing could demolish that hand with it's teeth and claws it becomes terrifying. I would never want to be in that guys position.

>>38826451
The scary thing to me is people think that big cats only maul people when they get scared or feel threatened. They don't realize that a big cat can maul, dismember, or kill a human when it's just playing. That's how powerful they are. Big cats nip and scratch each other and wrestle, but unless you're Hercules you can't play with them at the same level of strength.

>>38826291
You came off as desperate you pussy. Meet her at a bar like a normal human being you pathetic beta.

>>38826291

retribution will follow anon... retribution will follow.

>>38826347

>come off as desperate

What the fuck does that even mean. It's a woman I know for three days, for work related reasons. We barely know each other.