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>posts an article proving how shit women are
>tries to spin it into a story about men
lol no

>My heart kind of overrid my head and said, 'Take a chance,'" Kennedy told the newspaper. "Well, it blew up in my face."

you gotta be fucking KIDDING me
holy cow this guys the beta KING
lol

>>38827956
It really shows you how strongly men desire women.
5-8million
That's money most people here will never come close to

it's like fussing over cooking a dinner for 12 years and having nothing but bones to show for it at the end

Pretty good, they relieve my anxiety. I have 5.

>>38827945
It's like having a brother in arms or a wife you never have sex with that is a deaf mute that has unconditional love for you.

>>38827930
cont.

Also, a bit of info:

>shit at math
>shit at programming (I can't understand anything, even basic HTML {I even attended a course, dropped out quickly})
>can't write/sing/play instruments/paint/anything artistic
>can't fix cars/woodworking/anything mechanical

Also, for someone that plays vidya for over 20 years now, I'm really bad at them. I don't play any multiplayer games because every time I start, I get my ass kicked, even after I force myself to play longer.
It's like I have some kind of learning disability, like I learn the basics of something, and then I can't get any better, even after doing it for ages (or maybe I'm just retarded).

>>38827930
>I have no interests or talents
>I also don't want to take the time to cultivate a talent
????????????????????

>>38828018
Well, yeah, because as I said before, I can't get past the beginner stage in anything I do, and when I think about the fact that no matter what I do or how long I'll do it, I won't get good enough to be interesting/master of something.

It's like one anon said it, there's a race and some people have a bike to help them (those with talent) and some are not even on the staring line yet (like me) and before they get to the starting line, everybody will be at the midpoint already.

JS is a bit young for my personal taste. JC+ is usually hot

I don't know what those shorts mean, but both.

>JC or JS?
JK

>post Anzu
>ask for work
??????????

>>38827890
>Anyone want to hire a robot for a job?
>I'll do anything.
Where are you from anon?
you'll do anything? At all?

Are you comfortable speaking with customers?

There's always restaurant jobs, but they are very emotionally draining and can worsen your depression.

Can you drive?

Try looking for work in a warehouse.

>things that never happened
Apparently /r9k/ is more sceptical than I though.

>>38828185

Why are you so confident it never happened?

>>38827866
*xxxii*farts*iixxx*

That's alright because anal sex is disgusting anyway.
I get the only hole that counts.

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This is actually true. Christian and Muslim girls love anal & giving oral, their mental gymnastics will say "I-It's not sex!"

t. Raised by fundies

>>38828356
Muslim girls wouldnt want anal. Anal is too dirty and they have to stay clean for allah.

This seems like a losing proposition, because it's very easy to say "Actually I never got laid in high school so that will never matter" to literally any response. I missed teen love and sex and I'm certainly not happy, but I'm not going to kill myself and I would submit that neither are you if you're fishing for reasons to be alive on r9k. For me it basically comes down to: We get a few decades of "something" in between two eternities of "nothing" so I may as well at least do something with my time, even if that's work a shitty job, have stupid nerd hobbies, and die alone. I'll be dead for long enough without accelerating the process

>>38827771

Honest question I never had sex but I had a oneitis and she used to let me play with her belly button all the time because she knew I had a major belly button fetish so does that count? Do I still have to kill myself?

>>38827771
Yes, I have a gf, I'm getting a degree in mechanical engineering, and I've got work experience on my resume.
I also restore old ww2 airplanes on the weekend with trump loving vets.
I was only paid for some of the shit on my resume though.
I also put some money down on a gold addition of shadows of mordor and I bought a dog.

Only bad things are both my parents are dead and I'm in an arranged marriage now and my gpa is shit.

What's the matter /r9k/, can't handle a real man?

>>38827751
I know that among the normal tendencies I have, somewhere deep down is a twinge of homicidal tendencies.

>>38827751
Isn't he gay? Like, disgustingly gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCslC3ykX-U

>>38827722
ITT: Kekistani LARP thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA

wtf is that shit?
maximus originallus

>>38829099
Looks like someone tied a little noose around the neck of a baby Jesus.

>>38829259
Why would you do that?
Are you sick or just an edgy athiest?

Is sucking dick a good way to make money? Asking for a friend.

who would hire a 30 yo with no job experience, so much of a red flag your resume definitely went into the trash the second you walked out the door. not even the bin in the office but like the swing door ones in the lobby people toss unfinished fries and ketchupy tray liners in. that's where it belongs.

>beg parents to get working papers at 16
>finally allowed
>get first car (deathtrap piece of SHIT) that same year
>go to high school full time and work full time
>mother finds out working ass off so I can move out
>spend years doing what she can to make sure I can't work or even socialize
>fast forward to today, social invalid, can't leave the house no matter how much I wish I could
>mother's happy as a pig in shit that her slave pet can't leave

meanwhile in your house
>stay home and never want to leave or work
>parents actually helping you and forcing you to integrate into society so you can be a normal human
>you sabotage yourself because you just straight don't want to
>at 30 years old

strange planet we live on.

just be confident, girls love guys that are confident

>>38827650
Confidence is meme. People thinking I have aids/herpes isn't :(

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>>38827606
>Every man, woman and child thinks I have herpes
That's literally what it is though.
Either your parents slept around or you were retarded enough to drink after someone else.

Aaaaaaa
What is this research for?

>>38827601
Who decides which is the 4 and the 6?
Those are close enough it's within the margin of error for most people.

I like Asians, what if the 4/10 is more attractive to me?

Post images to go with this hypothetical situation

but I would go with A

>>38827601
Chinese chick

>>38827503

>Have internet argument, be winning it but the other guy doesn't seem to understand and won't let go
>he has last word
>wait a few hours, let thread go to page 10
>respond to thread with a sage and summary of your views, thereby entering your last word into the record for all time, and decisively winning the internet fight

>>38827568
Jesus. Such technique

This happens a lot to me. I'm a legit psycho and even robots get uncomfortable around me.