>Hi, baby, do you like my new bikini?
>>38829551
It's funny how she thinks she's being cute. I don't know why but this girl in particular disgusts me.
>>38829551
stupid als looking diaper weaing slag, put your fucking straps in the right place and never contact me again.
>>38829551
That's actually a pretty shitty bikini.
Roma quiere ser tu dueno hacerte esclavo de su sueno. Si es que no ya es asi? Ya no quiero ser tu perro ni el esclavo de tu sueno. Si es que ya no es as?
Fotosintesis de dios. Permanencia a voluntad. Fluorescencia artificial (oh no.)No me entierren que no estoy muerto aun.
que dice este pelotudo?
>>38829494
VIVA ROMA
>>38830730
South American detected
>VIVA ROMA
Me cago en tu Roma.
>sister leaves her period underwear in the bathroom sink
>>38829439
how does it smell like lad??
>>38829439
now i have a boner, send pics ffs
>sisters make me feel bad for being heterosexual
How do you people deal with the oppressive amount of depth there is to every hobby? How long it takes to get good or even just acceptable at any one thing? Even practical skills like reading? *Everything* requires practice, insane amounts of it, throwing your head at a brick wall over and over and over again and every day the crack in it grows an infinitesimal amount. And then what? For what? Is progress and practice unsatisfying to anyone else?
>>38829406
This hit me the other day. It's not just hobbies, the details that go into being good at one single occupation probably amount to more than the skills of the entire workforce 2000 years ago. It's too much
Yes it's really oppressive.
It often even feels like work to sit down and watch a movie and play a game.
The progress and practice phase are often difficult.
But depending on the subject, finishing it and looking back can be really satisfying.
>>38829473
God I've thought about that a lot. It's all so overwhelming, and I'm so fickle and unsatisfied I can't ever stick to one thing and work, I'm always doing something for a week and then stopping to do something else, repeat.
>>38829479
It can be, but it's always so short-lived for me. I don't get satisfaction in most things. I feel so paper thin.
> want to start hitting gym.
> have pic
> dont want people to see it
I hate my life, lads. I want to die but I cant kill myself. Reeee.
Hey, I actually have that too, although it's not as bad as in the pic
>>38829445
yeh, i have a little one too. it's not that uncommon. just wear a shirt.
>>38829445
I have it probably even worse. Also ugly face and dirty skin. WW3 when?
>>38829468
It is like 1 in 1000.
All my dreams are crushed and yet I probably have decades to live yet. What the fuck am I supposed to do with a pointless, useless life?
Find some new dreams. Jesus.
>>38830067
Wow what great advice. Maybe I'll just go outside brah!
>>38829403
Find what makes you happy (It's probably people) and go for it.
>don't play video games anymore because even my favorites feel like a chore and aren't fun
>don't watch shows or anime anymore because turning on my computer means I'd have to get out of bed
>don't masturbate anymore, even in the few times I'm aroused, because I just don't feel the pleasure in it anymore
>haven't left the house in a year
>haven't spoken to anyone besides parents in a year
>skinny as fuck for not eating much
>only leave bed to eat and go to the bathroom
>spend every day shitposting on phone or sleeping for 14+ hours
>only take a shower once per week
>don't even think about killing or harming myself anymore, no more sadness, only boredom remains
Is this the final stage
cmon guys this is an actual robot posting for once
>>38829367
Very similar here
Id start a conversation but ive got no real interests anymore
>>38829367
It is only the beginning.
Soon you'll have a vision that will give you a sense of destiny that will be the turning point of your life.
Once you realize you're part of a grand scheme of things you'll have your sense of purpose restored.
>Want gf to cuck me
>When the cucking begins slaughter the bull in cold blood for fucking gf
>Fuck gf and prove to her that I'm the alpha
this is somehow sadder and more desperate than being a cuck
>>38829353
I think your just a turbo fuck friend
>>38829353
are you stupid anon?
you are suposed to kill your gf and then fuck the alpha
Daily affection/intimacy replacements. Post what you've been listening to recently.
Some Japanese stuff I've been listening to.
>Sayuvalism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVKRayARILw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCulYMiZ0cE
>Kinakomochi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iPu_F6Wa_0
>Kurogoma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlKXiL30eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii73LTw9iLM
>Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0ji72Bvql8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APvUv8K4Ols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da4YHCpv4QI
>Yuuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Z_gk5jgZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muS3DOCskys
>Sumomo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6lUx0eblF4
>Hatomugi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfKa-HXzB5w
Surely I'm not the only robot that needs these.
>Naoka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm9mRwK6paY
>Kotone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S_WC4zTU3c
Miserable pathetic self-bump.
Whispered something in your ear
It was a perverted thing to say
But I said it anyway
Made you smile & look away
Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
As long as you're with me you'll be just fine
Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
Nothing's gonna take you from my side
When we dance in my living room
To that silly '90s R&B
When we have a drink or three
Always ends in a hazy shower scene
Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
As long as you're with me you'll be just fine
Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
>>38829322
Saved this thread. Orginally
>>38829322
Is this cigarettes after sex ?
Come gather around people, wherever you roam
And admit that the waters around you have grown
And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'
Come writers and critics, who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide, the chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon, for the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who that it's namin'
For the loser now will be later to win
>comment unoriginal
>comment not posted
>muted
r9k is full of unoriginal shit, every single fucking time i want to reply this shit happens, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>38829246
Maybe you should fuck off normie.
It's not difficult to be original mate
>>38829246
Is it another russian thread?
Are there any world leaders who you think might have, or still do, browse 4chan?
Any world leaders who could have turned out to be robots?
My bet is on Kim Jong Un.
>>38829209
I can see Donald Trump shitposting on /pol/
>>38829209
Why are the two niggers separate from everyone else? That's racist.
>>38829209
Japan, Russia, and the U.S are the only ones I see having anything to do with 4chan.
Hey it's me again, the semi hermit 18 year old.
I'm checking out jobs around my area, thinking about working at an off licence in town.
Going to go to college next year, get my qualifications and go to uni.
However, finding my own place is fucking hard.
Lately I have been forced to spend time outside of my room, everything is too loud and my special siblings are pudding me off.
I just want to be left alone. My mum found my stolen cigarette stash, I stole her cigs and smoked them but she found the stash.
Am now hiding them in a radio, idk if she'll find them
Any suggestions on how to find cheap accommodation?
>>38829190
>children blogging on /r9k/
>>38829190
Try and live with your parents until you're ready to go to uni, it's so fucking expensive. You might not like it but it's not worth wagecucking 24/7 for a place of your own.
Are your parents rich?
If not, you'l have more money than you know what to do with on your student loan, and it will be very easy to find somewhere
>>38829245
>Posting on /r9k/ trying to tell my story
>trying to get advice and to actually survive in the world
>if I succeed maybe other robots can
I make myself cringe but that's how I put it
Why is /soc/ full of Chads?
>>38829175
No idea. The rate threads depress me as guys much better looking than me get 4s and 5s, which means im a 2 or 3 at best.
because people lie on the internet. No doubt there are *some* chads on /soc/ but definitely not full of them.
>>38829175
/soc/ is the most pathetic board on this site, I like bullying posters and giving them shit ratings while I post some 9/10 muscular Chad.
>tfw no genitally mutilated gf
You know it don't you?
>>38829142
Why would you want a genitally mutilated gf?
>>38829166
So I don't have to care about her sexual satisfaction, also no reason to cheat on me since she still wouldn't enjoy sex anyway.
It's all pros.
>>38829142
>>38829206
do you.....know what that means?
female genital mutilation is normally just cutting off the clit, a highly sensitive and tiny nub above her vaginal opening and urethra. it's the easiest way for a girl to get pleasure from anyone and anything, all you gotta do is just touch it. or rub it, or lick it, or massage it, or even just breathe on it.
you can do whatever the fuck you want to her, as long as you got two fingertips pulling a tornado on that clit, she'll be satisfied.