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>be well-adjusted fembot
>cute
>don't have mental illnesses or daddy issues
>top university education
>never had a bf
>good men either get swept up by crazy bitches or pine hopelessly for slutty skanks
>get ignored
Why are men such idiots? Why do you guys think only with your dicks?
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I think you're mistaken. You're ugly.
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>>39596045
Good girls are too boring. Try having a personality.
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>>39596045
Post pics and hobbies or gtfo

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I like to cross dress, it's do much fun and makes me feel cute.

I hate how my penis looks when I wear cute undies.
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>>39596031
you should chop it off then
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>>39596031
Umm...is that enji?????
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>not knowing how to tuck

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Christian logic:

>"as long as Peter Scully repents for all the child rape and murder, and accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and savior, he'll go to heaven"

That's essentially what these idiots believe.
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Come on Christ-Chan, aren't you going to tell me to stop "cursing you"?

>we are all one in Christ

Yes, apparently even murderers and child rapists so long as they repent.
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Yeah by Christ-logic people like Scully are on the same level as people who masturbate or steal. As long as they repent they go to heaven. I don't mean to be all fedora but some people don't deserve redemption.
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Well yes it makes sense.
And by "repent" they don't mean paying lip service and going to church.
They mean literal "holy fuck I am a monster I want to die now but suicide is a sin" feelings of repent.
Not a Christian by the way. Faith systems tend to be reasonable when you accept their axioms. People are stupid, they just believe in faulty premises.

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I'm going to make a video game

Should it be a space game, fantasy game, or modern
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>>39595846
If you haven't thought that far ahead yet then maybe you shouldn't.
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>>39595860
I know what I want to make, I just wanted input from robots
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>>39595846
What's the gameplay like?

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>girl thinks she's kinky because she's into being submissive
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>>39595837
>girl still thinks shes a girl when shes fucked over 20 man.
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>girl is into being submissive
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>>39595837
>girl can spell "opportunistic" in under 30 seconds.

im scared

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ITT: Memories/experiences that you continually relive in your mind, keeping you up at night sweating.

Either you getting rejected, or someone rejecting you welcome.

I'll start;
>16 yr old
>biology class
>cute girl immediately took seat next to me when year starts
>always remarks "you have such cute eyes"
>talks to me a lot
>she always initiates conversation
>I STILL DON'T GET THE IDEA
>ignore her advances and after months she gets tired and moves on
>consider getting diagnosed for autism
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>>39595763
>Either you getting rejected, or someone rejecting you welcome.

what
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i angrily told a friend to kill themselves after they made me have a breakdown and i think they might have done it
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>>39595769
Whoops, meant you getting rejected, or you rejecting someone (through sheer ignorance)..

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tfw nyanners will never be your gf
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Whatever. She turned into a cunt.
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>>39595741
Good. Fuck that branch swinging whore.
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>>39595741
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is there anything more cancerous and autistic than people who live stream themselves playing video games?
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The stupid loser brainlet niggers who watch them
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The speedrunners and people who watch them.
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>>39595729
they make money so whatecer

better than being a wagecuck

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No roastie hate thread? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?!
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>>39595715
its been a long one my friend
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We're tried of hearing the same shit, we've talked about it all, and we need time to bundle some hate up again.

Expect roastie hate threads in 1-3 days
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>thread about roastie hate pops up
>3 threads later
>tfwnogf

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What's wrong with me /r9k/? Why can't I get a gf? I'm friends with girls, it's not like I'm some creep. I'm not as ugly as guys I know with gfs. I'm a nice person, not some faggot fedora tipping "nice guy". I'm not even trying to get sex, I just want someone to love. So why am I never good enough, even for a date?
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Bitch. i dont know you. Ask one of the girls you're friends with, tell them to be honest. Take it with a grain of salt though, bitches be brutal.
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>>39595562
In my case, the mistake is just not trying. I have literally never asked a girl out even though a lot of girls have showed interest. Gfs aren't just going to fall in your lap, you have to realize what girls are interested and then go for it.
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>>39595600
I've asked girls out when I thought they had interest in me and it just ended up being wrong. I guess I don't know what it's even like to have someone be into you that way, I'd anybody has been then I really don't know the signs

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How are my fellow /fatbros/ doing?

>tfw 4lbs away from losing 50lbs.

I would've already hit it but when harvey hit the foods I eat where all gone at the stores so I had to resort to bad shit.
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Trying to drink more water.
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>>39595830
I was the same. Now I'm at 90% water and 10% coke zero. Only liquids I drink.
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I had a whole can of spam today. I need help.

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How do you guys interact with your crush?
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>>39595536
I do not.
originalpost
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>>39595536
I use propinquity to my advantage since we share almost every class together propinquity = better chances of good relationship /r/obots!
I hope she sees me the same way in time...
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>>39595649
>>39595614
I promised my crush that we would hang out after the hurricane...... I should've hugged her

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Most painless way to end one's life's? Considered pic related, but I can't bear the throught of my mom and dad walking into my room and seeing me face exploded. I've always had unnatural amounts of empathy, I guess.

I've seen the image about the helium tank and so on but I'm very wary about taking advice from memes posted on 4chan.

For your time, I can give you a website with the most high quality tranny porn (Free obviously) after a few replies.
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Faggot post the tranny porn now. I don't give a shit how you kill yourself.
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>>39595593
Fuck you leecher bitch but fine here:
https://daftsex.com/video/Shemale
Make an account to get rid of the ads.
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Helium method is legit. Thats how im going out. Attach a helium tank (MUST BE PURE NOT DILUTED) to a CPAP mask

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whats the point of even being alive if you aren't rich? honestly? you experience nothing life can offer and all you do is suffer
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To grind to get wealth and power? That's all I can think of.
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>>39595525
Well alot just got to find ways to challence yourself on areas you like. But even that takes practice and searching.
I'm pretty fucking poor and had a fallout witj my dad when I was 19 and got kicked out, he took his car back and even withdrew most of my savings. He did the same with my brother znd sister in an attempt to control us. Even my mom got sick of his shit and left him. Worst part is he has alot of dough.
In hard times I jist keep remembering that sad sack of shit is going to die and I'll be wealthy. Shouldn't take that long with his diabeetus, 2 cig packs a day and 6 pills a day. Honestly if I didn't have that fallback I would've offed myself.
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>>39595525
sshhh... dont letttemknodoeghbrugh

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>Thursday Night /drinking/

Hallo lados how's it going tonighto?
Hope your all having a damn fine night.
What y'all drinking this evening?

>just another thread for alcoholics.
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Its 8am and Im finishing my beer. Really want to smoke a cig but not sure if I should do it
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I've got some old Crown Royal Apple. Only a 35%, but itll be enough to help me sleep.
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The cheapest vodka my roomate could buy (20yo myself) mixed with san pellegrino. Its actually a real nice drink.

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