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>>38832953
shits about to get nostalgic
https://xhamster.com/videos/what-i-want-vintage-bouncing-big-boobs-strip-dance-7911263?from=video_related

>>38833023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1iwQxiHrs

>>38832934
I know this feel. Just let it come...

Welcome home. Just let go. It's ok to be insane. You're free now ;-)

>>38832950
My brain feels poisoned

>>38832890
>The year is half fucking over.

There are 12 months in a year, not 16. The year was half over back in June. :^)

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>>38832890

Where does the time go? I felt like nothing was done all year, just like always

When does the world end?

>>38832804
I've always been fat, sometimes I used to get made fun of, it doesn't really bother me anymore though.

>>38832804
was in high school but only stacies made fun of me. all the chads stopped when i bulldozed one over and body slammed him

>>38832804
I got bullied a little bit for my tits. Even now that I've lost weight, they're still there.

>>38832739
I've always thought if I was born in medieval times it would be sweet to be a priest, especially if I was a corrupt one. However, I have not put much thought to it

>>38832739
If I was born 100 years ago or more I probably would have gone into the clergy but I'm too euphoric to be able to now without feeling like a hypocritical piece of garbage.

>>38832739
I've considered joining a Hare Krishna ish movement. They seem to have fun with the whole happiness with as little as possible idea, but they're all probably thinking that by doing what the others do, they'll get as happy as the others seem to be, but in reality none of them are happy.

Nothing because I don't live in hentailand

learn to ignore the cock queue wrapped around the neighborhood

>>38832701
Nothing I'm more attractive than her. She will come to me.

You're on the right path. Pantheism and Tantra might interest you.

>>38832686
Pretty much. You've certainly nailed the definition alright.

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>>38832686
>Is natural-supernatural even a meaningful dichotomy?
Have you ever seen this picture? The supernatural is something that you cannot explain, because it has no logical coherence. In other words, it doesn't make sense.

>>38832570
What's hapening in this gif?

>>38832570
KEK is king of kings of kings
no dicksucker can supplant his eminence

>>38832570
I need sauce right now my man

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relaz

>>38832544
Don't fuck up his pet's, fuck him up instead. The pet's did nothing wrong.

>>38832544
Its your own fault for getting burned by dealing with drug dealers. Go suck a dick, junkie scum

>>38832472
She wasn't into you. She hoped you'd share it with Chad so she wouldn't look like a whore telling him desperately.

>>38832472
You should've done something.

You've only got yourself to blame. Your time spent on this earth is never worth anything, and you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

I don't know why you didn't try.

Rejection isn't going to tear you up inside, but the fact that you turned away from what could've been will.

"When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away"

This must be the normie feels thread, because none of this shit is relatable for robots.

>>38832386
Did you just delete your other thread?

>>38832401
nope it disappeared

>>38832415
Spoopy
my posts still stand
>>38832152
>>38832174

She is cool.
A shoplifter, but cool.

>>38832287
Slav is a tight YouTube channel.

I used to have a massive crush on her in Beetlejuice.

also to add, I don't think I would ever actually do it. I just hate myself so much and I can't stop thinking about it. It's kind of like if someone says the word "elephants", you can't not think about elephants.

>>38832256
ironically: as many times as you can
curiosity: 3 times
seriously: 0

It's mostly imagining myself walking into my roommates room, loading a 7.62x54 round into his Mosin and then blasting my brains out. I could probably do it in under 30 seconds from getting out of my bed to pulling the trigger.

>>38832194
>brushing your teeth before eating
why?

oh good reddit's back

>>38832194
>stay up till 6 AM
>fall asleep
>wake up at 6 PM
>fap
>eat
>play (insert game here)
>repeat

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>>38832182
Stop watching anime
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>>38832182
by pushing yourself to do it?

>>38832182

>Job
Apply for one????

>Girls
Have interests and hobbies that allow you to meet others who share said interests and hobbies.

>Talking
Stop over thinking it, be more reflexive.