there is not a single female in the world that DOESNT HAVE atleast 1 (one) male intrested in fuckin her. Every female has this one faggot bitch boy saying hi to her all the time on kikebook or everywhere else every single one.
>>38833468
smshqhqh
ima girl with no female friendz
>>38833876
>ima girl with no female friendz
stop
>Be me
>21 skinny awkward
> Don't have a lot of friends
> Never dated anyone
> Just go to work and college
> Out of nowhere a cute 7/10 girl invites me to hangout
> I get excited, start to brag to my family and co workers
>Day comes, I get ready
>little sister helps me, pick out clothes, she's excited to see me so happy.
> Drive to address she sends me
> Pull up, its a weird, business.
> Go inside, People sitting around.
> See her, we start talking.
> Slowly realize that it's a multi level marketing presentation.
> Realize she only wanted to make money off of me.
> I leave
>Go home little Sister asks why I'm home so early.
> Go in room and cry
I haven't felt this crappy in a long time.
>>38833457
Sad.
Women are manipulative in general.
At least you had enough spine not get pressured into the scam, right?
Right?
>>38833515
Yeah I guess, I'll probably go rent a video game and some junk food, with the money I didn't spend.
>finally meet a girl I connect with
>beautiful 8/10
>white girl
>supple breasts
>plays the same games as I do
>lewd talks
>racist humor
>15 years old
Fuck my life
>>38833437
You're not even black. I don't believe it. There aren't that many black people. And black people aren't smart enough to articulate the layout of this post.
>>38833437
Why do niggers feel the need to recolor wojak?
Its not like white wojak doesn't convey the exact feel you are feeling and its way less obnoxious
>>38833476
There are more blacks in the world than there are whites though.
>>38833581
Because it likes nice this way. Wojak is an art. People experiment with it as the like.
hnnngggggggg
I want Lauren sweaty thighs and pussy on my face while she jerks me off with her feet.
Who else has a /lauren/ fetish?
God damn, I just wanna lick her pussy from underneath and fuck her afterwards.
I'm going to bump this because I thought that was funny. girls like that don't do that. They bang like 3 different guys on rotation and it looks gross an awkward otherwise they'd be trying to record it and sell it.
>>38833397
Sometimes I can't tell the difference between /pol/ and /r9k/ and that makes a lot of sense.
>tfw ywn meet her and fuck her to tell 4chen what it was like
>girl starts telling me about how the last guy she met made her suck his dick for a whole afternoon
>she thinks this is normal and that I should still want her after telling me this
>mfw
>>38833342
That is really, really, hot
I would love to marry a girl like that
but yeah, Western culture needs to be annihiliated for the degenerate cesspool that it is. Import as many refugees as possible to run this system down to the ground
>>38833342
you don't want to date a girl because she's performed fellatio for an extended period of time?
>>38833414
that's not something to be proud of friendo
In the last two years, I've become even more reclusive than normal. I literally spend 48 hours at a time laying in bed posting on 4chan. It's all I've done.
But, ironically, I've never felt so detached from 4chan.
I don't even know what the point of this place is any more. Nobody cares about each other. We just shitpost and shitpost. There is no community here. No companionship to be had.
I feel so alone. This place was my last crutch and it's slipping away from me.
Have you gone through this?
>>38833320
good
you are experiencing the purpose of 4chan
which is to rob you of individuality first, community second, and humanity last of all
what you do afterwords is up to you, but let's just say you're perfectly radicalized
>>38833320
Same thing is happening to me, although I'm mostly lurking. It's a lonely world, OP.
>>38833320
>>Have you gone through this?
Yes
What do you want to know
I'm so fucking desperate for a girlfriend, I just can't fucking stand it anymore.
How do you deal with it, robots? I don't want to go on like this anymore...
>>38833292
Holy fuck I would rape this whore so hard
>>38833292
I deal with it by planning to commit mass murder on a bunch of roasties (making them literal roasties as well).
In America, I can legally buy a flamethrower, I will use it in a crowded auditorium (preferably at college when there is a crowded event), and roast every roastie slut I can get my hands on.
Its funny how one man can destroy so many lives if he commits to it
>>38833312
How can you say she is a whore anon? She seems like a decent conservative girl to me! :^)
>mfw found a new mascot that surpasses pepe
Gonna draw 100 images of this sonofabitch before unleashing him to the world.
>implying the next big meme will be a mascot
>>38833263
You can't force memes, that's not how they work.
>>38833333
THESE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE >38833331's QUINTS YOU FUCKING KEKER
Mine would have to be Code Red
>>38833246
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong is the best flavor, pleb.
Unironically orange Game Fuel.
>>38833246
Baja blast you tasteless peasant.
Why is atheist a bad word nowadays? I see people tack on the descriptor to insults and use the word as a derogatory now more than I have in any other point this decade.
Isn't it a contentless word? Why is a personality being tacked onto it?
>>38833206
Because people are generally tired of atheists shitting up every thread and comment section with their preaching about how getting rid religion will solve every single problem.
Heck, many atheists have grown up in the past 15 years, and dont give a shit about atheist activism anymore.
Additionally, the atheist movement turned on each other since elevatorgate and hitchens' death, so no one takes them seriously anymore.
TLDR: atheists are annoying faggots and people are beginning to realize this
>>38833295
As far as I've gone with not believing is just that, I never believed. Why should this fact say more about me than that?
When you say atheist aren't you just saying anyone who hasn't become a believer of at least one type of religion? Are even a majority of them fedora tippers, activists, annoying faggots or those involved in the movement? If so why do they have to be?
Kerbumping because I think it's a pretty common occurrence.
*Demands your suicide*
What do anon?
>>38833187
I would pay for her services
>>38833187
she is going to be one ugly old lady.
>>38833187
Shit, she probably wouldn't have to try that hard.
Where were you when Chris was wrekt?
>>38833144
The second part where he is BTFO. Lol
good lord i haven't seen a thread this worthless on /r9k/ in years
>>38833189
>Implying all threads aren't worthless
The only worthwhile thread is the sticky.
TEll me something that happened to you today
Nooooow
nearly about to finish to fallout 2
>get to the reactor
>got C4
>see if i can blow it up without entering combat as my character is not suitable for combat
>cant
>>38833115
or yesterday can count too
I read that manga today + the sequels except for the teachers story. I'm straight but damn it was good.
>went to burger king
>at registry
>order
>girl smiles at me the entire time
>wishes me a nice day
>leave
How was your day?
>>38833095
She's supposed to smile. It's part of her job.
>>38833103
I was asking you how your day was, not to try and bring me down
>>38833095
>woke up at 3
>couldn't masturbate because too many people walking around
>ate some Mexican food
>now have heartburn
Not doin well
22 year old neet here.
If any of you more experienced neets have some insight on how to get the most happiness as possible out of neet life, feel free to share it here.
killing yourself is the route to optimized happiness
>>38833166
That's nothingness, not happiness.
>>38833166
don't give him the cheat code too early on in his playthrough, let him experience the game for himself