Indians don't need to be Chad. They get arranged marriages to beauties like this.
>>38833800
Woah! Heyyy babey, I think u r veddy veddy sexy
You suck my big Gujarati 12 (wow!) inch cock like dirty auntie? I give phone number for u to sex me
>>38833848
I kekked extremely hard.
mmm I want lick. giv seks
Nothing beats getting home after a week of work on a friday pouring a glass of scotch or congac, and melting in to a chair with nothing on your mind other than what scents and flavours this exqusite glass of amber liquid is giving off.
Now that is true serrenity and fortitude you can keep your going out at the weekend to yourseles!
>meet up with "mates"
>waste money by picking up some coke
>get to the pub and so begins the generic boring conversations that i nod my head to going yeah
>start buying every one rounds which they never buy me back saying their poor and can only afford their own
>start buying some girls i knew from school drinks, who do the eye lash flicker puppy dog eyes trick deep down know they are using me for drinks but my drunken self dosent care
>they even get some of my coke
>A wild chad appears talking to "mates""oi what was that you said about my sister"
>A fight breaks out and chad and "mate get kicked out by bouncers
>mates gf goes with him back to his flat for sex
>leaves me and other anon, he makes up excuse saying my nan just had a stoke got to bail.
>two girls say lets hit the club fuck it why not.
Guess I'll share the one time I drank with other people
>last day of HS my class throws some kind of party for some reason
>not murrican so our teacher knows but it is legal
>decide to show up (first mistake)
>start drinking immediately
>stacies surprised I drink
>talking to some dudes because to autistic to talk to girls
>evening progresses, its okay
>after a while some stacy brings her friends
>"and that is anon he is like autistic or something"
>want to die
>friends just keep ignoring me because they're all trying to fuck some roasties
>except for 1 dude who I keep talking to
>eventually leave
>regret showing up
>>38834068
That's fucking rough, anon.
But I must admit that your taste in drinks is that of a patrician. Scotch and cognac are both very good. Some Japanese and Irish whiskies are good too but I could never bring myself to like bourbon or rye.
Have you tried armagnac? It's a lot like cognac, but it's very good, too.
I love drinking but am an autist so I don't have a filter on what I say/type when drunk, so when smashing that bottle of rum I close all chats and turn off my cell.
rapping Tomoko
has hit a nerve
you trap loving neets
get what you deserve
you're not happy
your pubes is nappy
roasties are flappy
your comebacks are crappy
can't take the heat
get off the chan
dig it, fool
your waifu is a man
7/10 could be better
Keep it up!
>>38833751
I've been waiting all day for this, and today, it was worth the wait
>>38833751
I'm not a rapper
Orttgghhh
Why does modern society hate masculinity?
https://youtu.be/YTyQgwVvYyc [Open]
>>38833695
Because it's controlled by Jews.
>>38833695
Why have I seen 10 of this same exact thread in the past 2 days? Can you fuck off
Women and men aren't exactly the same like SJWs claim, so they shoot at what makes us guys to try to bring us down to their level, in a sense. At least, that's my best guess.
Have you robots ever been invited to a party before? I'm just curious
Yes, I'm known being a terrible guest, I'm getting bored fast and leave early, only good parties is the one I drive desu
>>38833662
yes, i had chad potential, but i never go to parties so nobody invites me anymore
>>38833662
I've been told by someone that they'd NEVER invite me to a party before.
>Learned to express my arguments well and in a way few people, who understand them, can find glaring holes
>but now I bore people and they stop talking to me out of sheer lack of excitement
Why does being right feel so wrong?
>>38833601
bump, I can't be alone in the boring debater category
You have to make up your mind. Do you want to have a debate with the purpose of reaching a resolution, or do you want to entertain people?
Most people don't want to see debates. They want to see people ragging on each other and getting 'owned'.
>>38833601
>intelligent people can find glaring holes
>anyway, i'm right
OP, this is what it looks like when you get pwned
Post 'em bots
>pencil dick
>fordyce spots everywhere
>hair on shaft
>anteater dick left over from phimosis
>curve to the left
None of those actually sound that bad desu.
>>38833409
>>anteater dick left over from phimosis
start pullin
>>38833452
>start pullin
I did. It took for ever to retract but I can now. My foreskin still looks like shit though.
It's just so sad to do
I don't get it at all. I can see the appeal of cute girls whispering sweet nothings at you but all the ones I've listened to have way too much lip smacking, saliva swishing, and other mouth sounds. Annoying as fuck.
>>38833351
I don't understand why you fags like this shit so much.
I tried listening to it and it made me so fucking angry, it is fucking revolting hearing some gross whore's mouth-noises while I'm trying to relax
well, I don't know about that but it is my fetish, altough I don't think girls doing these kind of things knew their videos will end up being watched by aroused creepy guys
Roasties only like him now because he's famous
>>38833058
Does he still tell staceys to just fuck off whenever they try to flirt with him?
>>38833058
Also he has money for a fuckin' suit
>>38833149
he gets them for under 10$ at thrift stores like goodwill
Reminder from your local commie:
National Socialists should be acquainted with the pavement
Antifa is not a communist organization
Libertarian Capitalists aren't actual Anarchists
NaziBol is propaganda
If you haven't read Marx, do not enter
Educate Yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqm075vC1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4tIhHHvzNA&spfreload=10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0NlF7LRuNg
>>38832980
Back to Venezuela with you starving faggot.
>>38832980
>Libertarian Capitalists aren't actual Anarchists
The who the heck are, the people who would kill you for asking for the freedom to work for a wage?
>mob rule communism is anarchy
>society sans government, with property rights, self defense, and all human interaction being voluntary and mutually beneficial is not anarchy
the only solution to such insanity is helicopters
A-am I doing well fellows?
>>38832820
You should have said something like "Let me see" instead of that gay SHIT pal.
Also,
GET OUT!!!!!!!
>>38832820
Way to go dumbass. Now she's just going to use you for your valuable memes, much like a woman using a rich man for his money.
>>38832820
say "sensational"
TEST YOUR ROBOT SKILLS
>browsing the book store
>see qt in the aisle
wat do
>abruptly divert course as if I didn't mean to go down that aisle
>realize she probably saw me and I looked retarded
>leave store
Trick question, a robot wouldn't be out in public in the first place
> begin furiously agitating my pathetic 5 and a half inch penis
dad found the piss bottles and parents talked, I need to clean my room out
they're also taking away my loft bed desk because it encourages me to hide in my room instead of look for a job, or so they say
Pic related, I already got started and took my bed off, thought you guys would want to join me on thid journey
its a really small room, hard to navigate with all my dtuff
>>38832726
thats my cum deposit, unsure how to get that out if the house, I didn't realize it was full, I just jerk and throw without checking
piss bottle collection already in the garbage along with some food and stuff from my last job I never threw out
It smells
What are some things you have been noticing on /r9k/ lately?
Normies bragging about multiple sex partners and failed normies trying to steal our women.
nobody is bullying the millions of """fembot""" threads anymore
>>38832405
Lot of escort talk lately.
College is starting again in a few weeks, are you ready?
What are you going to do this semester that you didn't do last semester?
my very best! oh yes ! i'll do whatever it takes me to succeed
whatever!!
i'll study day and night!
i'll have group studies
and i'll overcome my anxiety and ask the teacher
i'll show them
i'll show the whole world
i'm going to do my bestest best
I will study for realz now, drink less, try to get friends (impossible but must try). I bet I'll relapse in a month though.
I'm starting my major courses this semester. Im officially turbo psyched to start studying German.