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Oh hey, you must be Anon. Looks like we're roomies bro!

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Ladies, why is it so hard to find a man with a 8x6 dick, good face, 6'2" stature, liberal/progressive and with good career prospects? That's all I want. Not picky or unreasonable. No bitter virgin rage in this thread please ty.

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Recommend me some good albums that I might like, robots.
I like lots of different music, For reference, some of my favorites are:
>Pink Floyd
>King Crimson
>Beatles
>Incubus
>Gorillaz
>Tool
>Soundgarden
>RatM
>MF DOOM
>Radiohead
>David Bowie

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Does anyone on /r9k/ fantasize about being a sissy cuckold?


Your girlfriend loves you but you just can't satisfy her with your small, premature ejaculating penis.

You suggest to her to go "bull-hunting" together and pick a successful, well-groomed & well-endowed bull for her. After her session with the bull. she tells you how great the sex was once she gets home while kissing and hugging you letting her experience that. Your cock immediately gets hard and starts leaking precum, it doesn't take long before you start ejaculating.

Your relationship continues on great, just that there's no sex. Not like you need it anyway since your hand and 30 seconds is enough! She only has sex with the bull with your permission. Eventually, the bull agrees to let you watch but finds you a turn off. Your girlfriend decides its time to go shopping and you go shopping together! She picks out a couple of cute outfits and some sexy lingerie. Now you both have matching outfits!

The bull comments that you look sweet but your hard cock is a turn off. Your girlfriend's solution for that was a chastity cage. Her reasoning was sound: the bull didn't like seeing my erection and I couldn't get nasty stains on my lingerie if I wore the cage. It also made her happy and if it made her happy I was happy to do it.

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My fear of women outweighs my desire to be in a relationship and/or lose my virginity.

This is it lads.

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>Tfw you realize every Cannibal Corpse song sounds exactly the same

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new op pic edition

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Do any robots here own guns? I do, and theyre great fun. Going to the range, loading stripper clips and mags while watching animu, shopping around for ammo and gear and accesories, the cartharsis of putting holes in paper and random junk you use as targets, its all pretty /comfy/. and it could save your life in a home invasion too. Not too expensive beyond starting costs either, especially if you shoot .22, 9mm, or a cheap .223 or 7.62x39. ARs are at an all time low price now thanks to the hillary panic.

The sport itself is good at teaching yourself discipline, with really immediate results. If you cant keep breath control, trigger pull, and stabilizing the rifle in mind, you wont hit the paper, but if you do you'll be rewarded with a nice small grouping of holes in your target. and as another benefit, ranges are generally full of old guys, military dudes, and theres always a few robotlike autists at my range at least. they mostly keep to themselves unless you want to talk to them.

What kind of guns do you have/shoot, anons? plz no "reee beta uprising" itt, I'm just talking about a hobby.
>inb4 "fuck off to /k/"
i want to hear r9k's opinions.

Pic related, is my AR with the new carry handle i bought for her.

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need help

>be hikki neet
>computer broken for several month
>have a spare computer
>last week it started freezing after logging in
>currently using tablet to browse and discord and phone for music
>2 months ago put $100 in a prepaid debit card
>its with a company im not familiar with since the 7-11 I went to didn't have my usual ones
>they ask for proof of residency which I can't provide since im neet and still live at home
>just ask for them to send me a refund check
>recently move so address is different now
>attempt to cash in check but it wont go through due to address change difficulties
>btw have no bank account so i just went to a walmart
>walk the hour long walk back home since i have no car or bike
>realize when I get back that I gave them the wrong address and instead the address of the house across the street
>check will become invalid by the end of september
>wondering whether or not I can be fugged to walk back and give it another go or just let it go
>stranded, no vidya, no money, no transportation
>maybe get $20 given to me every 2 months or so if im lucky for basically being shut in so much mother will pay me hopefully to get out of the house
>that $100 originally being a part of $160~ took nearly a year to get
>start browsing craigslist for jobs
>no experience, no high school diploma and autist
>find position for warehouse support for a pipe and specialty metals warehouse helping keep warehouse grounds clean and giving support/back up to other workers
>they dont ask for high school diploma and its $11/hour for 6hr/day MON-FRI
>requirement is to wear steel toed boots
>have no money to buy these boots and the kicker
>I only own 2 pairs of pants, 2 sweaters, 1 different colored shirt from several pairs of blank white undershirts

how can I get a job when I where virtually the same outfit everyday?

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What are we as humans all waiting for?

It seems like humanity is waiting for something to happen. Like we're in this weird state of not-quite-thereness.

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Write a letter to someone who might read it.
You know the drill, include initials.

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>2017
>still being straight

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What are some good anime that do not fit into any particular genre?

>tfw have watched welcome to the nhk 3 times

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What is the most 'normie' color?
What is the most 'robot' color?
Hard mode: No black, grey, white

pic unrelated

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Why are you still eating unhealthy pleb-tier snacks, /r9k/? Don't you know that women like healthy men?