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Hey anon say Idaho slowly

>>38838075

Have you heard about updog?

>>38838075

>that kid who told me my shoes were untied and made me look down
>I was wearing sandals

Yamero.

Oh my goddddddddd anon! Holy fuck anon! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! I'm jacking off RIGHT NOW! Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON... WEED! Smoke weed every day you ninny!

>>38838200
I wanna get high and whack off!

Why didn't you put it in a pussy? That's a waste of seed and a sin.

>>38838067
Women are heartless creatures and enjoy toying with the hearts of weaker men.

Idk man. My high school crush matched with me on tinder a while ago, I messaged her and we started talking again every day, and then after like 2 weeks of that and asking her out (she said yes) then she said she had a bf. Then she keeps talking to me after that. She's moving too soon so idk why she would want to start talking to me again right before she leaves and I haven't talked to her since high school ended, or why she would have a tinder if she had a boyfriend.

We used to be really good friends but I had a mad crush on her and she had one on me too at one point but I didn't do anything about it and things got weird at one point and eventually I just kinda stopped talking to her. Hasn't been 17 years though more like 2 (jesus man how old are you).

If I had to guess for you she probably just wants to be friends again. For me probably the same shit.

>>38838067
This is fucking retarded. She messaged you because you used to talk then stopped. You guys were friends even if she didn't like you back. Women aren't heartless, and liking someone isn't the only reason people talk. Grow up.

>>38838017
Isn't that just child labour?

Post college .

It's okay. I got a sister.

>>38838036
>clickhole.com
it's satire

this one time I went to the store down the road and poked a girl on the back of her shoulder to annoy her

>>38837992
>Be me
>Be patroling mohavie dessert
>Be fricking hot
>Says "I want nu-clear winter right now"
>The I die.

>I am male chauvist
>I am out with my parents
>There is wi-fi, so I think "I can Watch some videos!"
>THOT ALLARM
>Some weird girls are behind me
>Because I am a fan of JoJo, I start to think a plan with the Kira's OST
>Drinked slowely the water in silence
>Watch "Sono Chi no WOAH"
>I WILL NOT LAUGH
>The pizza don't come
>"Porca puttana!"
>The Thots go away
>FINALLY
>Arrived the pizza
>VICTORY!

>tfw haivng qt dream.
>Dream I'm cuddling/snuggling with qt 3.14 grill
>tfw feel really happy and upbeat all day.
>tfw feel really confident


feels good, just wish it was real.

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pls
plss

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All I want is cuddles

estrogen in the water supply.

turning the frogs gay

ALEX JONES INFO WARS

Pink persons are a little mutation. It's fixing itself.

it's basically the result of forced monogamy
instead of allowing the few glorious chads to impregnate every woman

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this is them but im scared that they are too dull

Sharpen them then

>>38838104
>>38838033
That knife can't be sharpened.
It's glorified pot metal.

eat a salad you fat retard

>>38837884
Eat, you mentally ill piece of shit. Are you one of those "teehee I was a good boy today I didn't eat" faggots? If so, please kill yourself.

drink more water
just plain old water

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no bink plz

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Pretty comfy discord senpai. Could use a few additional channels.

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No thsnks

>>38837868
>redditors and leftists parrot popular things on their twitter feed
ftfy

>>38837868
They're brainwashed by colleges.

Most people are full of contradictions. I admire people with (reasonably) consistent belief frameworks even if they directly oppose my own more than people like this.

>>38837858
Your fucked, I am as retarded as you, I stop giving a fuck but all it happens when I did is that I always said the wrong thing, sometimes it's like playing Russian roulette, i can come off as cute, eccentric, deep, odd, weird, creepy and quirky depending on the situation

>>38837858
>How do I stop being so socially retarded, /r9k/?
are you really expecting an answer?

>>38837858
Have you ever considered the possibility of going to an psychologist?

Do you not invest your money?

>>38837853
Ikr... 56 stacks, sitting in a mattress... It's painful to see. Sad!

>>38837853
I have a retirement account with 4 grand, another savings account with like 10k. That's my checking dollars.

I'll kill you old man

i-i can't..i-i have to pick my brother up...from the bus stop..

>>38837762
im not your slave

That forehead and those eyebrows should be reason enough to lock her up.

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>>38837700

yes and no at the same time

>>38837700
She's not pretty enough to defend.