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Current gf:
>beautiful face
>5'1 white slim and d tits
>long dark hair
>loves Sci-fi
>loves anime
>loves video games and plays cs, smash, and Mario kartwith me
>we both have star wars tattoos
>despite all this she wears make up and is extremely girly
>both have the same sense of humor
>both have an insatiable sex drive
>both love each others kinks
>absolutely obsessed with me and thinks I'm the best guy she's ever met
Didn't believe it was possible, but I finally found my soul mate, /r9k/
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Sorry fellas I forgot the most important part.
>has a penis
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>>38838939
So, basically, you're dating a female nu-male? Oh, well, sooner or later it'll be over and you'l feel like an idiot for making this post.
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>>38839000
Nah she has a nice pussy
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He's been dead for almost four years. He normally had much longer and messier hair because we didn't groom him very often.
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>>38838827
he's surprisingly well preserved for four years dead
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>>38838827
You pay people to kill pigs, a more intelligent animal than dogs, because you like how they taste.
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>>38838827
Breaking my hear anon I had two big ol yellow lab puppers
>>38838835
Kekd to the nth dimension
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*lights cigarette*
>"so, anon, what's on your mind?"
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>>38838853
Im not even op. what is your deal answer his question first you mook.
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>>38838853
I don't know, r9k seems more depressing than usual tonight, I thought one of these threads could help. Makes me wonder if the board will always be like this
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>>38838924
trust me, it will be. I don't even like this place anymore I just come because it's the only place I have left
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/wgg/ -- Wet Gas General 2017-08-04 05:31:23 Post No.38838824
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Didn't see a Wet Gas General thread up, so I thought I'd get one rolling.
Where's my wet-gassers at?
Lately I've been noticing that Pringles have been giving me a ton of wet gas, which is kinda bullshit since the kind I buy is supposed to only have half the fat or some shit.
Share your wet gas stories, tips, experiences, etc.
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anon we REALLY do not need a general for this
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>>38838852
Why not, don't you just love seeing people's liquid exaust?
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Just giving this thread a bump-a-rooski, /wgg/ is for all your wet gas related discussions.
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>hear car pull up
>silence
>BOOOM BOOM
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>>38838810
>hear car pull up
>doors slam
>footsteps approaching my house
>indistinguishable chatter
>silence
>knock on neighbor's door
Phew. Danger averted.
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>>38838810
ITS HIM,GET HIM
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>>38838810
>POW
>GOTTA GET THAT BOOM BOOM POW
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The Big Funny Bunny
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>>38838791
bugs... that was not original
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>>38838791
Ha ha, that's a funny picture :-)
Where did you find it?!
He He, looks like bugs bunny had a bit too much to eat, huh?! haha ;-)
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>>38838896
I found it on a website called 4chan. Its not for people who get triggered very easily.
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Why couldn't I have been born gay /r9k/? I think I would've been at least a bit happier.
The only people who have ever hit on me have been gay dudes, at least 1-2 every year. I'm 27 and my entire intimate history with women has been one trainwreck of a ONS.
I have absolutely no fucking idea of why I'm a dude magnet and a woman repellent.
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It's the rare Asian Chad. Literally 1% of Asian population.
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>>38838771
>born gay
that's not how it works
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>>38838806
It's been scientifically proven that homosexuality is a genetic trait you uneducated fuck. On the other hand people aren't born prejudiced retards, you were raised that way. So sorry your parents are shitty.
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If you somehow had a daughter, what would you name her?
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Jaina
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I have a daughter, named her Madeline. Call her Maddy to tease her which makes her angry.
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Le-a, pronounced Ledasha
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I'll start
>cracking my toes
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>>38838719
seeing roasties btfo. webms or pictures will be greatly appreciated
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>>38838719
>cracking my thumbs
>cracking my neck
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jacking off after a week of nofap
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>meet girl
>go on a date
>date is good, we talk a lot, no silence, good few hours
>she even gives the hints such as twisting her hair and revealing neck
>talking to her over kikebook is shit though and she responds after a lot of time
>anyway, after the date I let her know I like her and would like to take it further and ask her when is she free for the next meeting
>we exchange a few more messages
>she eventually stops responding
What the fuck am I doing wrong? How the fuck do normies do it?
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You didn't plow her so she thinks you're a pussy.
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>>38838703
>Lusting after roasties
Why, though? Women are all airheads without interests, opinions, hobbies or knowledge about anything. They're literally all shallow, superficial and stupid. Ever notice how every woman you meet gets her interests and opinions (if she even has interests/opinions) from her bf? Women are literal children, anon. Good for you that she stopped responding, she most likely would not have been worth it anyway. The only reason normies "do it" is because they're almost as dumb as these roasties.
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>set up a coffee date with a girl
>don't want to appear like a loser who can't have a conversation so I keep the talk going
>start asking about her banking
And that's when I knew to give up.
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i had been gathering loli for 2 years now and today i've deleted it all, permanently. I'm completely done fapping to it kinda proud of myself
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>>38838616
good job anon, proud of you <3
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>>38838616
You will regret it tomorrow, op
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Proud of you anon! Tell me, what drove you to do it?
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robots who have gone from out of shape incel to gymcel, did you notice you were treated differently after you made your gains? were women checking you out more?
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You don't even need to work out. Women are so dumb and superficial just dressing well is enough
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>>38838592
This
I got a haircut and women were disgusted at me when I had a shitty beatles hair and now they oogle me
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>>38838592
>>38838617
it doesn't apply if you're abnormally skinny/fat though. i am in the pencil necked skeleton category.
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Borderline Personality Feels 2017-08-04 05:08:39 Post No.38838464
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Borderline Personality Feels
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To everyone that has BPD: were you always this way? Were you a kinder and more stable person as a child, or have you always been a volatile, paranoid drama whore?
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bpd is a /meme/ disease for women, like fibromyalgia, every bitch has bpd these days cause it's /edgy/
disregard lying whores
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>>38838464
No, in fact, I was even more violent. Now, I just keep my paranoid tendencies to myself, but damn does it suck sometimes.
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>>38838555
Oh wait, wrong disorder, sorry.
Bipolar here.
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who here would like the idea of having a trucker bf to travel around the country, eat at restaurants everyday and sleep inside a truck together
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>>38838439
desu that sounds grungy af man.
need to use public showers, sleeping in a seat would be uncomfortable, greasy fast food everyday, etc.
the novelty would where off fast.
not to mention youre probably ugly and/or fat since youre a trucker.
just sayin.
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>>38838439
I hate that idea
I hate poor people
Truckers are losers
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>>38838439
If he was cute, sure, I guess. If not then probably not. I'd just stay home and be on the Internet all day like I do now lmao
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Have you checked your balls lately, robots? Feel them up and describe them to me.
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>>38838431
>tfw have this on my balls
Am I gonna die? I have an 8x5.5, I don't wanna lose it.
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They are activated.
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I've had varicocele and a hydrocele since I was 12 and never told anyone