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This must be some kind of dream.

I'm not talking hypothetically. I mean right now, browsing this board. How did my reality degenerate to this point?

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I would start sucking them off and let them use me however they want
>>38841496
>he goes through all these threads and look at cute dicks but cant admit he loves them

>>38841572
Aren't all actual robots mentally ill anyway?

is that someone you?

>>38841524
>is that someone you?
There's nothing you can do!

>>38841426
Have fun!
oreganioli

I am the night's time.

https://youtu.be/2YGGEbSI_fo

Been doing much the same and have been every day for the past couple weeks. I got to pet a stingray two days ago that acted like a dog and I loved the experience, so I've decided to go visit the local aquarium to volunteer and feed the stingrays and give them love and care next Monday.
Feels good man.

>>38841344
OP again.

So, i'm going through this transitional period where I was doing the day night thing "normally" but i've changed my ways yet again.

I don't know why. It's like 3am has become my new 3pm or something. It's been like this my whole life. High school was even like this which made things difficult.

Some people are just really not made for the day time are they?

>>38841324
I've known this feel for 27 years. Get on my level Chad.

>not just lifting more

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I refuse to believe anyone would talk like that in any way without wanting to sound like a sweaty gym rat douche

At least we know anon.

We all don't care and yet all we're looking for is someone who does care.
I'm here if you want to rant. Just to let off some steam. Doesn't have to be comprehensible, I won't judge you. I've got enough dirt on my plate to know I can't cast any first stone. I can sit here, and listen, and I can't promise I'll do anything and nothing will get better, but at least your story will be heard and someone will care.

>>38841255

oh anon, my sweet little anon... you still cry and have depression? then you dont even come close to the bottom... there will be a day you just dont feel anything anymore being an complete NPC.

>>38841298
I don't think people here know. I now know what severe depression is, I'm mildly bullimic and I'm addicted to finding a vice to escape for own mind
I've been abusing cough syrup/dxm lately and not sure if it's a comedown or what that is fucking my mind but it's been a few days since I used any way.
But I moved cross country with my family almost a year ago and last week for the first time since moving I went out socially. Was actually a tinder hookup with some stoner chick where we just hung out at a park and smoked weed

I haven't smoked all year because I'm NEET and have no money, I just stay in my room and steal alchohol from my parents or use dollar store cough meds.

I'm a virgin as well and I'd only been talking to this girl since the morning of the day we hooked up

But we just talked for an hour until I bluntly asked if she wanted to fuck around, I tried to bullshit my way into saying I wasn't a virgin and even though I was a little high, It was the first time I ever kissed a girl when not drunk (I am 19, almost fucked a girl while drunk on my 18th birthday but she thought I was a player and stopped me before I put dick in, few months later I was almost raped by the town slut while I was drunk at noon at a friends house but my dick was soft)

But basically I just hang out and finger/ kiss with this chick and she's pretty cool.
My dick went soft when it came time to fuck though because we honestly made out way too long

It was a great night though, we talked, kissed, I played with her entire body, made her orgasm, got to be rough with her a bit.kissed her goodbye but then she ghosted me

It sounds pathetic but it doesn't hurt because I miss her or anything, she was cool but she's just some cute hoe who was ready to fuck me after one day of texting. It hurts because I feel she ghosted me because of something I did and I don't know and it really hurts because I was so happy for a few hours after so long of loneliness and now I'm back in my hole

>>38841229
There's nothing i regret more than having had a boyfriend, never again, i've always liked girls and the bf was just experimenting and i hated it, i even hate admitting i'm bi but i still fap to traps alongside fapping to women, i wish i never discovered traps, fucking internet

Maybe you're just bi and never explored the female side as much? It's kinda common with bi people when they don't have as much experience or they don't put as much effort into one sex, they can live practically straight or practically gay because they only bother to go after one gender.

>>38841229
What if you just think you're straight now?

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some of you are ok dont go emoji movie today

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>>38841213
It never ceases to amaze me how are normie are. They run around getting fucking one another and partying until it literally erodes their brains to the point where they think that shit like this will be an interesting mob.
I bet any money that because normies are retards and are on the intellectual decline this film will be regarded a classic, on the same level as Shaw shank redemption. Which was itself a terrible mess of a movie liked only be the retarded normies whomst make up the majority of the population of this spinning blue rock of ours.

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>>38841246
For the glory of kek what the fuck is inside those things?

I feel you man, I'm hurtin real bad right now, on the inside, tho k I'm just gonna join the infantry so if I die my family will benefits. No future no hope

>wife who always wants sex
>house
>married with children
>tfw al bundy is still much more of a winner than you'll ever be

>>38841224
I know people say it's stupid but do you have any dreams? Even if unachivable. It really tells many thing about someone.

>>38841304
>minimal wage bottom of the barrel job
>own your own house
>own a car

The 90's were different.

everyone who hasn't been jood thinks their race is best.

>>38841166
why have the jews been kicked outta every country they've ever been in tho

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>a few white people a representative of all white people
>most black people aren't representative of any black people

>>38841138
hes kind of a dick but whatever man just move along its his house and stuff. no point stressing over it more than you have to.

>>38841168
The stressing out part is that I have to find another place to stay.

I've booked an Airbnb in a big city nearby for a week starting Monday, but I'll have to find a new host within that timeframe which might be really difficult.

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>>38841138
That's a very comfy lifestyle. Comparable with living in a polar research base.

What made you go for that?

>>38841135
you sound painfully underage

>>38841135
>there is still hope left in humanity.
>he can't even order a sandwich without being a spastic
Yeah, not with people like you in it desu

>>38841135
are you autistic?

9

>ugly
>cant get a gf
>too dominant to be a sub bf
End my suffering I hate being a faggot

>>38841108

You've picked the path of least resistance, satisfying your neuroses rather than overcoming them. I mean, that's fine. You seem to be at peace with yourself, but not everyone has to follow that path.

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>>38841108
>Can't get a gf?
>Then become someone elses gf

Yea no this makes no sense.

>want a girl
>act like one for some dude who's gonna rape my ass every night

fuck you faggot

>>38841095
Yeah I'm one of those guys. I don't even give attention to women anymore, I just like looking at tits and associated and I don't even want a girlfriend even though I'm a virgin.

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organellos

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heil drumpf! orgnellijfes

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No. Too much bullshit for too little reward.

>>38841046
Depends on the girl. If you're grabbing a roastie fresh off the cock carousel and expecting her to become a house wife, you're in for a world of hurt.

>>38841046
idk not really. it takes up a lot of time, energy, and money. i mean, you're gonna do it anyway when the time comes up, but often when you get out of a relationship once you start getting over being sad you just start feeling relieved. and then back into a relationship you go...

>>38840998
Probably >>>/gif/.

>>38841008
you know any good sites to watch japanese girls/ladies/women sucking dick

>>38841008
forgot this on the latest reply*?*