>tfw no daughter
it's a sad, sad feel ;_;
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>>38843128
This is chris chan tier feels.
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>>38843128
Just get a practice daughter until you can make one of your own.
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>>38843128
You'd probably just molest her, my man.
Any robots here fuck prostitutes? Does it help?
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It helps manage the lust but you still feel lonely
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>>38843088
Never fucked one myself, but I've heard on multiple accounts that it's too underwhelming to be true. What you need is somebody who truly loves you and not the short, spontaneous satisfaction of an tribal urge. If you feel the need to release a load do it on your own, you'll probably be able to please yourself better and you won't get STDs from it.
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Never done it, but i read multiple times that it feels like you wasted your first (and only) time.
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>Why wont you take your shirt off anon? don't be shy, it's just us here!
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>revealing my mantits
sorry I'll keep my shirt on, it's a bit windy today
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>>38843083
Yeah, let's all take our tops off!
You're not a square, are you?
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bras that dont cover the bottom of the boob look so uncomfortable
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Went through an entire interview process in 2 days, got rejected 2 days later. I gotta cry about it.
The urgency of it all made me hopeful that it was time my life would turn around. I spent 4 hours in the fancy building, whilst they told me how good it is to work there and how much fun it was. It was literally an advertisement for 6 people that they were touring around their office.
After showing us around and giving us an hour long presentation of all the sick benefits that working there came with, they sat us individually with people that worked there, so that we could see what they were doing and how the job was.
Then after an hour of that they sit us to do a mock phone call where we take an order for products. Not at all related to what we were being shown and with little time to prepare, inputting shit into an Excel sheet that had no formulas or anything.
They told us there was no tricks so I went along and did the best I could, I did ok but it was intentionally designed to 'trick but not trick' me. Then went to the interview and all was good and positive but 3 hours of doing other shit and then getting interviewed made me forget my preparation.
Why do they do this? Why make me feel like everything is going to be ok and then just bump me off, giving me an 0800 number to get feedback which I can't call because I have no phone or money.
I thought that my life was going to change direction but I was fooled once again. Every cunt at the job centre and the work programme tell me that I am employable and that I should be at work and it makes it all worse.
If I had a suitcase that was big enough to fit my hairy jobless arse in I'd be outta here. I don't mind feeling depressed all the time but they give me a taste of happiness and rip it away. Just fucking cruelty
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Just wait when it's every interview you get!
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>>38843045
>Why make me feel like everything is going to be ok and then just bump me off
Because business doesn't care about your fee-fees, nigga. You just learning this?
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>>38843095
Only ever had two including this one. The first one I felt positive even after knowing what I had fucked up, I realised as I did it.
So I took it as a lesson, sat through an interview techniques course and felt good. Then all this shit to make me fell like a cunt.
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600mg of DXM here down the hatch.
Druggies, dopers, dckheads, crackheads, methheads, potheads, acidheads boozers come on down. All are welcome
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Timne to get high
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>>38843210
Yeah nigger, ohhhh yeeeeah
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>>38843722
SHHeeit there u is. Was getting lonely up in here
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>tfw /r9k/ is now just the trap board now
>tfw i have no where to discuss my feels because all my threads get drowned out by gay shit
why do faggots have to fucking ruin everything
you already have a fucking board of your own why dont you just fuck off there
R9K IS FOR FEELS AND FROGS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>38842993
"le eekss deee fembot heree" threads also suck. That gives them an insta boost, 100s of replies, meanwhile.
The sad thing is that if saying Hur dur I'm gay
or Lol fembot here
a bannable offence, that shit could easily slippery slope into this board being censored
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I just want a gf, will anyone be my gf?
REAL GIRLS ONLY
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>he gets annoyed by the dumb traps
>not by the huge amount of normies with gfs and jobs that are making threads every hour and are browsing the board at this very moment
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"Champ, I know you're down in the dumps about heading out to Guangzhou, but you'll be able to meet new people and live a little. Remember to greet your grandparents with a bow and a firm handshake. Yeah, I know you hate being away from your computer, but you can ask them to buy one for you over there once you get settled. It's for your own good, Champ."
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>>38842992
I am fucking loosing it.
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this meme is so fucking boring, please stop posting it
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>>38843017
Your mom is boring.
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>Christfags on /r9k/
>This is an actual thing.
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being a christian is the new cool hip internet counter culture thanks to fedorafags and r/atheism
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>>38843065
>being a christian is the new cool hip internet counter culture
nah being a christian is still faggy sorry
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>>38843065
eh...
>>38843090
What makes you so bitter, OP? Who cares what other people believe.
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Should I talk to my son, /r9k/?
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No, he's probably lurking this place enough without your help.
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>>38842980
I was trying to prevent him from becoming this.
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>>38842970
Why do you ask this question?
>2011
>watching a movie with a blonde qt
>make advances
>she rejects them
>fast-forward a about week
>she invites me for a night walk
>we buy a bottle of wine
>we walk around the suburbs and the nearby woods at night while drinking the wine that we bought
>remembering my failed attempt a week ago, I never make a move
>eventually, I just take her back to her house and leave
I fucked up, didn't I lads?
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You'll never know, and that's the worst part.
Also it sucks, but it seems women want us to be persistent in a world where rape charges are common for prolonged eye contact. This game wasn't designed with betas in mind.
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>>38842956
No, you didn't fuck up.
I made a move on someone who rejected my advances and came over and literally offered it and claimed rape after said advances again. Thots don't know what they want.
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In this day and age...
NOPE.
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redpill me on hitler and why do some people say it would have been better if he won? are they just being edgy or is there truth to this?
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He was a nicer person than the mass murderer of Churchill,that's for sure.
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>>38842891
It depends. The guy was a hardcore eugenicist. Old and weak people were often euthanised. It's most evident in his treatment of Jews. Old and weak were gassed while the fit were used for labour.
You would have had a genetically more fit world but a far more cold, less free one.
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>>38842946
> hardcore eugenicist
No he wasn't.
>Old and weak people were often euthanised.
No they weren't
>Old and weak were gassed while the fit were used for labour.
No they weren't
Where did you study history? The HS has less bs than this
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Are you guys ZEN?
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>thinkin bout trees n stuff
>forget to pay rent and neglect other personal responsibilities
Yeah I'm pretty ZEN
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>>38842856
ZEN?
what is a ZEN?
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Zinyak's soldiers
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Fembot here. Can't you guys talk about something else than gf's and getting laid? It's simply disgusting how you think your lowly lives can be saved if some slut would open her legs to get your dick wet. Just fuck each other you fags, then you will see that sex isn't everything in life.
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Nobody wants a slut though.
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In my experience, women talk about sex just as much, if not more, than men.
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Wahahaahahhahahaha I was told such bait was not possible for this board! Excellent post!! Now bend over :)
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anyone /goinginsane/?
i can feel it
my brain feels fractured, wrong, uncontrollable
I am stuck in the past entirely, the only time I think of the future, yet alone tomorrow, is mere chance while stuck living through my regrets every moment of my time
I can't stand being sober and letting my brain run wild, I hate sleeping because it's only nightmares anymore.
I can feel my sanity slip away.
who else? get in here
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>>38842692
Is there any way I can help?
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You probably have poor judgement if you have so many regrets, OP. Work on that.
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>>38842740
Would it kill you to be fucking supportive? Does it get you off somehow making comments like this?
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Any Robot approved TV series that I could pick on? Not into commedy, as I feel rather down lately and I'm in search of another form of escapism, I'd appreciate one with complex plot with lots of cliff-hangers.
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watch the wire, nigga
if you aint already
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>>38842643
Yuru Yuri
>basil
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Watch Rome.