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>>38846379
I've had my license for 4 years and I'm still too nervous/afraid to drive regularly or without an experienced driver next to me.

Feels so bad man

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>tfw will have to get drivers license at some point

I've tried driving manual a couple times and fucking suck dick at it.

>>38846379
I've put 3000 miles on my vehicle in the last year doing this. It's like I'm trying to get away from something but the thing is me.

The same women who made fun of men for liking video games aren't the ones who are now playing them.
Not all women are the same person. Only an autist can't understand this.

>>38846318
why do you need to group people with mental health issues with ordinary assholes?

>>38846318
im sure there's more than a few women who do the things the OP said. just thinking about the way some twitch streamers talk makes me think that some % of the gamer girl population is hypocritical in this sense.

>>38846296
the shape of her head is really upsetting me

>>38846758
>tfw to smart to let bf live

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>tfw Hell is real, and it's waiting for her
feels good man

alot. but they'll love us no matter what r-right

>>38846275
More than you know. Your parents can't help but love you. They're addicted to you from the hormone rush they got when you were born. They know you're dragging down their quality of life and exhausting them, but they can't help it. The pain of withdrawal would be too much.

i destroyed their marriage being an ADHD terror of an kid. now im 21 and living alone but i relate on their money every month because i cant handle my own being highly indebted aswell. sry mum, sry dad

Tfw the only girlfriend you ever had at the age of 15 messages you at 2 am last night about her current boyfriend beating her up
I'm 20 now

>>38846229
women are well and truly fucked in their heads. you're more likely to keep a girl if you beat her up.

>>38846388
this. this girl I liked would constantly tell me how much she likes me and would tell me stories and even cry about how her boyfriend was an asshole. then I ask her to just take me instead and she tells me that she cant because she has known him for so long. dumb excuse to get a black eye if you ask me...

>>38846191
>Sorry, not you /r9k/

Wow I wonder if this is bait.

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>>38846191
It's OK. We're used to being rejected. I hope you guys have fun.

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>>38846239
>>38846242
>Wow I wonder if this is bait.

What's so odd about a cat hissing at you? Try making sure it has enough food and water.

>>38846140
A quick reverse search told me it's an insect. Hope this helps!

>>38846140
It's just one of those heavy armor class insects. That "hiss" you heard was you pissing yourself.

>>38846010
shit tier meme, get off the board fag

>>38846010
>Dating tall attractive women for self-esteem

What sense does that make? He's dating an attractive women...

>>38846010
so acting like a dickish tall man

I am so fucking horny right now, this is true hell Robots

Hey, that means you managed to stay away from masturbation for 7 days. Keep going.

>>38846004
>boipussy

Now you're a gay, congratulations.

Hey there Chad, welcome to the community. if you have any questions about how things work around here just PM me!

Upvotes to the left for you gentlesir!

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Wait... are all of you seriously STILL virgins?

Uhhh...maybe I should get going.

>>38845982
I'm gonna use fin minox topical spiro ru plus dut slowly adding one to the mixture starting with finasteride

Hoping for a transplant after all that

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>>38845982
Just comb it over, Billy. No one will know the difference.

>>38846006
are you just receding or do you have diffuse thinning? transplants are pretty difficult if you have diffuse thinning. you'll lose more to shock loss after the treatment than you had implanted.

>>38845962
You're fucking vile

>>38846023
I can't help it.

It smells so good.

Now let them slide down your throat with cum as lube you log whore

Yes when I was 10. Tried to hang myself from a tree and the branch snapped. Nobody ever knew. I'm really glad I didn't die, 28 now

>>38845953
I jumped off a 5 story building just to land in a bush unscathed. :(

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>>38846278
>Tried to hang myself from a tree and the branch snapped.

why do you care about looking "suspicious" when you die lmao. what are they going to do, arrest your ghost? retard.

>>38845969

my family is still around, I don't want my mom to know how I'm (not) handling this situation. Also, life insurance.

>>38845952
who are you "trying" not to disappoint, anon?

>>38845946
Really any song by these guys on the undertow and aenima albums

>>38845946
merzbow is 100/100

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCTXqi7NObQ