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No longer welcome here 2017-08-04 04:59:45 Post No.38848191
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Hey robros. Lost virginity today so I no longer belong here. Have faith friendos, there is hope for us yet. inb4 op is a normie fag. i do really hope we all get the salvation we deserve though <3
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Kill yourself fucking fag
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>>38848191
What's next, you're gonna take a shit and pretend it changed your being?
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>get laid
>first inclination is to brag about it on anonymous image board
You're still vastly more pathetic than a majority of the people on here
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Men have pressures to become better people.
Women have pressures to become better looking people.
Society is fucked.
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>>38848134
>Women
>Having any pressure to do anything
Fuck you OP, you do not know anything of being a true robot.
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>>38848162
Both pressures are being inverted and subverted, yes, but they still exist.
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women can do whatever the fuck they want or don't want as long as they refuse to listen to other vagina jews. that's their problem. they can't.
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Why don't you lift? It even fixes the virgin gaze
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>>38848087
is this filthy frank?
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>>38848136
it's natty potter
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>>38848150
it's harry squatter
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Just found this picture online,
thought it would be fun to share with you guys ;-)
He's had a bit much eat, hasn't he? Ha ha.
Little bunny ain't so little any more. ;-).
Take care, guys! :-).
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that is a child molesting bunny rabbit, you fuck. how is that fun? you sick pedo fuck.
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haha i also saw this picture the other day :D
the frog is upset
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>>38848055
That is one upset frog, Ha ha!
I don't even think my mother ever got that upset with me when I was a child ;-).
Then again, I wasn't very naughty! Hehe...
Thanks for joining in!
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As part of a deal with my parents, I get to take a year off from uni but I have to go to therapy and work at Starcucks. What should I expect?
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Therapists are like fortune tellers. They wait for you to tell them just enough that they can jump in at the last second and say "Ahh, I know what your problem is" and affirm whatever insecurity you have. Don't fall for it, and take everything with salt.
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I would work really hard in therapy to get over what ever is effecting you. Just have to numb yourself to those normies.
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>>38847864
>get to take a year off from uni
How is wagecuckoldry and forced mental treatment any better than uni? Are you some kind of mongoloid that undergrad is too fucking hard?
Maybe you should just hang yourself, my dude
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If I ask a boy the size of his penis, will he be honest or will he lie and say it's bigger than it is?
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I'd be honest, but it's prolly cos idc. My penis is a cute. It's 5 inches. Other guys on the other hand won't be honest.
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>>38847776
Most guys would not be honest, or would give a vague answer.
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>>38847776
All boys will say real length plus one extra inch. Good luck bro!
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>be me
>has a lisp
>can't say "s" or "r" correctly
>goes to speech therapy
>doen't work
should I go for round 2 or just rely on the people being able to figure out what i'm saying, I think it makes it hard for people to take me seriously.
WTF do i do?
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you should endeavor to save full sized images rather than thumbnails
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>>38847771
who's speakingbro
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>>38847771
Go bro, that shit saved me when I was little. Couldn't say anything with -s- or th- to save my life
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Do you play any sports? Are you good at them?
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I used to play baseball. I don't anymore, but I miss it a lot.
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I'm alright at golf.
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>>38847683
>be me in high school
>free play day in pe
>main basketball court in gym being used by the basketball players in my class
>occasionally play with them
>one day do extraordinarily well
>they think I am the goat
>it was just luck
>next time we play I do bad like normal
>they get more and more frustrated
>after one particular play one of my teammates yells to me, "PASS THE FUCKING BALL"
>just drop the ball and walk off the court
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>unpopular on tinder
>so unpopular and swiped left on the developers gave me unlimited swipes for free
>swiped right for two straight hours without a single match
>do this everyday now
>have to set distance to 60miles+ to see anyone
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>>38847662
>free swipes
Yeah, this happened.
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>>38847688
Not making it up i used to run out all the time even when being cautious, they took pity on me, I can swipe 24 hours a day but it's pointless
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>>38847662
Bleach is really cheap right now
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Why do liberals think edgy is an insult? Edgy means groundbreaking. That's what edgy has always meant. You can't redefine it to mean corny or something.
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>>38847594
You do that language evolves and definitions change over time right, simpleton?
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>>38847619
I bet you are one of those AAVE retards.
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>>38847619
That's not what edgy means. It means hip/groundbreaking/on the cutting edge.
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How you got your weird/fucked up fetishes 2017-08-04 04:20:51 Post No.38847559
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How you got your weird/fucked up fetishes
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2017-08-04 04:20:51
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So /r9k/,tell me about how you got your fucked up fetishes,and who and what influenced you
>I'll start
So,one friend of my mother came to visit us at home,dunno why,probably just to fuck around and have some tea and all the shit people do. That friend (woman) has a daughter. Her name is Jessica. We were approximately the same size and she was one year older than me. She had beautiful long blonde hair and a cute small fragile body.
So Jessica was into really kinky shit,or she just got me into kinky shit,I dunno.
Basically,she loved treating me like a slave,I always brought her food. She demanded that I'd call her "Princess Jessica". I really liked that.
Later she tells me to lay down on my bed while she was sitting on my big chair. She basically took her socks off,put them on my face and laid her foot on me,as a kind of footbank to rest her soft feet on (this is really turning into kinky territory right now). Here comes the best part: she literally told me: "lick,dog" and put one of her feet on my face,the other one near my crotch. She fucking knew what she was doing. You literally can't imagine how hard I got at that fucking moment.
So I start licking,I have the biggest boner of my fucking life and she constantly calls me a dirty little dog,which even made me more erect. Then she started making monkey noises out of nowhere,which still confuses me to this day.
Out of fucking nowhere,her mother rushes into my room. I'm in my boner high but try to hide it with a pillow. I took her foot and threw it away from my face,they were still wet. The mother was so shocked,you can't fucking imagine the look on her face.
I guess I got really lucky there,and this was my first boner too,I was maybe 9-10 years old when that happened. But come on,she could've at least given me a footjob or something.
(>Inb4 NORMIE/CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I didn't do anything to get what she did to me,she basically was just really dominant and I liked it)
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learn how to greentext you fucking mongoloid
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>>38847559
>not summarizing your story easier with green text
>expecting me to read
>all
>that
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After ~20 years of porn and more than a decade on 4chan, I have to say I have a pretty bad hardon for consensual sex in the missionary position.
Not even kidding.
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Have you ever considered joining a cult?
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I joined a cult earlier this year actually, it's pretty comfy.
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>joining
no
>starting
I'm not charismatic enough to have anybody follow me so it wouldn't pan out.
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>>38847519
No, I've considered starting one though. It could be like the Alt-right version of Jim Jones' SJW cult.
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ITT: Shit Normalfags Do 2017-08-04 04:16:48 Post No.38847502
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Pic very much related, why does everyone break their fucking phone? iPhone 7's started at like $800, and these chucklefucks can't even hold it in their hands? I have never once in my life broken a phone, and yet these retards break them as soon as they get them.
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Taking pictures of yourself constantly really shouldn't be socially acceptable.
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Not being able to fucking drive, despite having a license and car. The car park near my apartment has loads of barriers which have been smashed into by these retards.
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Because they go out a lot i guess
>if his parents brought him up right, made him work out and do sports, and forced him to find a job he could have been chad
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>>38847472
I think you mean Stacy.
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nah, he's a legit August.
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>>38847503
I think you mean Australian
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Come on we have all know for years that chad isn't real. The real reason only 20% of men get 80% of the women is because 80% of men act like garbage. Anon why don't you be yourself and you too could join the ranks of the 20%.
Just look how this super smart dude explains it https://youtu.be/YTyQgwVvYyc
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>he fell for the 80-20 meme
>despite no evidence for this """rule"""
top zozzle
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Chad doesn't want to be caught dead at D&D and those girls there would suck him off after he rolls his dice regardless.
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>>38847351
To be fair, he only reflected on the douchie type of guys who act macho.
He didnt say anything about extremely attractive people and how they get special treatment and act more confident because of it.