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2017-08-04 05:33:18 Post No.38848878
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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:33:18 Post No. 38848878 [Report] [View this topic]

>Oh Hey Anon
>No I haven't had any work done, I'm all natural,why do you ask?
>Oops you let the bathroom door close behind you. I guess we are stuck in here until my roommate gets home later.
> We can pass the time by showering together.You can help me wash all my naughty bits, Tee Hee

How do you escape this beast?

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:36:04 Post No.38848923
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>>38848878
Can't open the webm on my phone, is she a negress?

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>>38848923
hardly. she's a fat white roastie with ass injections

Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:45:42 Post No.38849106
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>>38848878
Escape? I'd want her to rape me and put her legs around me tightly as I resist cumming inside her to no avail ~~the catch is that it's not rape, I just like being dominated by big mommy doms~~

Anonymous
2017-08-04 05:32:56 Post No.38848868
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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:32:56 Post No. 38848868 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw you come to terms with dying at any time and realise how pointless and dull everything is once you experience it and the illusion shatters

Sex is not the melding of two bodies, vacationing in Thailand and fucking hookers is not exciting or an adventure, women do not make good companions

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 06:09:53 Post No.38849605
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>>38848868
>tfw you come to terms with dying at any time and realise how pointless and dull everything is once you experience it and the illusion shatters
>Sex is not the melding of two bodies, vacationing in Thailand and fucking hookers is not exciting or an adventure, women do not make good companions
Bump

Anonymous 2017-08-04 06:14:24 Post No.38849705
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>he doesnt live his life by his own standards
>wasting precious moments of your life worrying about fucking a bitch when you should be thinking about how to get some money
>he hasn't come to the realization that time spent cannot be given back
>he thinks he has crossed the border just because he fell for the sex meme
tie your shoes boyo because truth road is long and rough and you have alot more to learn you cuck

Anonymous 2017-08-04 06:17:23 Post No.38849772
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>>38849705
>tfw not spending time cuddling some qt
you are becoming a cruel person and need to reprioritize

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:32:10 Post No. 38848858 [Report] [View this topic]

>got banned from /lgbt/ for calling someone a faggot

cannot make this up

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:34:40 Post No.38848900
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>Tfw 4chan is now a safe space

Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:43:52 Post No.38849071
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You can still get single-board bans? I thought they stopped giving them already?

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>>38848858
go back and apologize!

maybe they'll unban you.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:28:50 Post No. 38848803 [Report] [View this topic]

Robogfs when? Just when???

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:37:10 Post No.38848938
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>>38848803
When the normans decide it isn't a strange perversion of technology.

Shit like that needs a lot of money for R&D. No company would pour gorrillions of dollars into that. Go ask >>>/sci/ for intense shitposting

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>>38848803
What's really pissing me off, is the fact that the SECOND these come out,
femwhores will protest about how robotwaifus "OBJECTIFY DA FEMALE GENDER" and "MUH RIGHTS".
They closed a sexdoll brothel in it's first month of operation because it offers too much competition to hookers.
Women truly are devious fucking beasts.

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Another sad fact, is that since normies and roasts don't understand sympathy,
They'll never have a reason TO allow the creation of robotgfs, since they don't understand the crushing loneliness that we experience day by day.
At best, they'll say "just bee urself :DDD"

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:28:23 Post No. 38848796 [Report] [View this topic]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO COLLEGE NO NO NO!!!!

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:31:48 Post No.38848854
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Going back to college?

So you went to college and left and now you're going back?

Why are you going back? Is someone making you?

Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:38:48 Post No.38848968
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>>38848796
You know you don't have to go to college right?

Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:40:39 Post No.38849007
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>>38848796
Me either, but I hope people will talk to me since I'm switching my major. Was doing CS, but it's miserably boring and I dislike all of the people there, not because they wouldn't talk to me or initiate, but they're all just very self-centered, dull people. You can't speak to one that doesn't have that high-and-mighty tone of voice and glaze in their eyes. Hoping to meet some eccentrics in art that'll talk to me, I don't care if they're SJW or tumblry, they might actually take me seriously. Have to go to downtown too, hope I don't get mugged for being excessively autistic and wanting friends.

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2017-08-04 05:27:32 Post No.38848777
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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:27:32 Post No. 38848777 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we have a comfy friday night drinking thread? What are you drinking? What are your plans for tonight? What are you listening to?
DRUNKPOSTING IS WELCOME!

I'm currently drinking cheap domestic lager and listening to comfy music. Gonna go to the sauna in around 30 minutes and then I'm probably going to watch a movie after I come back. I'm taking recommendations

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 06:11:41 Post No.38849651
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>>38848777
currently listening to some punk rock, getting ready for tonight, i plan to get really shit faced, bought some whisky and im gonna mix it with my beer in the pub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yl7UvbuRHU

Anonymous 2017-08-04 06:14:16 Post No.38849701
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>>38849651
I'm planning on getting shitfaced too. Got some rum and I'm gonna start downing it soon.

Anonymous 2017-08-04 07:12:16 Post No.38850830
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Is it too early for eurobros, or is /r9k/ an absolutist board?

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:24:55 Post No. 38848741 [Report] [View this topic]

I hope none of you still play video games.

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shari (ID: !VIRGIN/FJM) 2017-08-04 05:26:06 Post No.38848759
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shari (ID: !VIRGIN/FJM) 2017-08-04 05:26:06 Post No.38848759 [Report]

>tfw 19
>femb0t
>still plays video games
>parents always fighting
>dad yells at me to stop playing video games
>doesnt understand its all i have left

Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:26:36 Post No.38848766
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I do but don't really enjoy them. I just have nothing else to spend my money on.

Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:27:11 Post No.38848772
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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:27:11 Post No.38848772 [Report]

It's not as stupid of a pastime as making gay threads like these

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:24:00 Post No. 38848720 [Report] [View this topic]

>third night spent in mental hospital
Got a new bigger room cos I'm not dangerous and I managed to sneak my DS and charger into my room.
I'm gonna make it I think.

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:25:06 Post No.38848743
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>>38848720
Is it temporary?

Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:29:18 Post No.38848813
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I hope you play pokemon diamond

Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:37:17 Post No.38848940
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>>38848720
>Crazy-Anon is back
Nice, I've been seeing you a few time here this week.
What are they doing to you there? Why are they letting you keep our phone? And why did you get sent there in the first place?

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:18:13 Post No. 38848609 [Report] [View this topic]

>run into former coworker
>gives me a hug
Welp robots looks like I've graduated to Chadhood.

LOOKOUT CHADLAND HERE I COME!

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:19:50 Post No.38848648
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Oh also answering any questions about what a hug feels like in case anyone isn't sure.

Taking any questions. One at a time though please.

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>>38848648
Was it warm and fulfilling?

Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:57:04 Post No.38849346
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a girl kissed me on the cheek about a year ago.
I've dreamed about her every night since.
...what's wrong with me.

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:11:08 Post No. 38848511 [Report] [View this topic]

Back in the 90's my wife's 12 year old biracial son whom we did not know was autistic at the time use to only eat packets of frito-lay twisties with the unopened holographic pokemon tazo pogs in them. He wouldn't eat any other chips but the frito-lay twisties but if there was no unopened holographic pokemon tazo pog he would spit the frito-lay twisties out into his hand and throw them at me and say that i was his pretend dad and call me a cuck and i couldn't discipline him because he was my wife's son. To make sure he didn't starve we had to get unopened holographic pokemon tazo pogs off of other parents and put them in a frito-lay twisties chip packet and seal it up with glue without him knowing because he would not eat the frito-lay twisties if he thought the holographic pokemon tazo pog wasn't prepackaged. The whole suburb, neighboring schools and our extended families helped to make sure we never ran out of the unopened holographic pokemon tazo pogs but eventually they stopped making holographic pokemon tazo pogs so he got so violent he had to be put on drugs that made him so drowsy we could force feed him.

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:37:29 Post No.38848942
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he didn't like holographic simpson tazopogs

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:39:57 Post No.38848992 [Report]

Is this real life? Are you just fantasy?

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>>38848511
>coming to r9k to brag about being alpha chad douchebag with wife and kids
you little normie shits should go back to r eddit

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2017-08-04 05:07:11 Post No.38848439
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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:07:11 Post No. 38848439 [Report] [View this topic]

What is it like to lick a girls ass?

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>>38848439
feelsgoodman

talking from experience

nothing like getting a hj from ur waifu while she sits on ur face and ur licking her joocy asshole

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I've only licked the backside of my hanji bodypillow

I'd give it an 8/10

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>>38848439
Fees good. Feels like you're a dirty dirty man.

Good as long as she's clean ofc...

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:05:13 Post No. 38848404 [Report] [View this topic]

*Grabs your Carrots and slaps your girl on the ass*

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:19:55 Post No.38848651
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>>38848404
bugs on le carrotz

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Uh-oh! You have been visited by Fat Bugs Bundo!

Reply "Frig off Fatty" to this Post or never eat yummy carrots ever again!

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>>38848404
fuck you, you fat rabbit, I'll turn you into my next meal you fat fuck.

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:04:35 Post No. 38848396 [Report] [View this topic]

>talking to Tinder roastie
>she tells me that she sucked off some guy on the first day they met
>tfw I reject her as the slut she is

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:05:51 Post No.38848415
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>could've gotten your dick wet/had sexual experience for confidence into the future
>instead sperg out like a 15 year old virgin

huh, no wonder you're on this board

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>>38848396
How could you do this, Alex?

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>>38848396
good for you for putting that roaster in the toaster

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 05:04:09 Post No. 38848389 [Report] [View this topic]

I've got some matches saved up, dubs decide

Not like this is going anywhere anyway

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>>38848389
rolling for do it

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>>38848389
Seriously? Nobody? All these times you guys bitch about non-delivering OP and now I'm here, and you guys are not.

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Oh my goddddddddd baby babe! Lemme know if you want me to snake your toilet! Let's get high as FUCK and head over to Stuckey's and rip one off in the shitter!

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 01:30:39 Post No. 38848214 [Report] [View this topic]

Does /fit/ meet her expectations as an ideal man?

https://youtu.be/JIK5hOIKF-E

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 01:45:01 Post No.38848215
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>>38848214
>lying there and getting pozzed
>courageous

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Anonymous 2017-08-04 01:46:24 Post No.38848216 [Report]

>women's liberation

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>>38848214
And when the money runs out she comes crawling back.

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