post chubbies
>>38851059
>>>/b/
pls go back there thx
>>38851059
Gott damm. Namen bitte?
>>38851075
Shut it dweeb
My mom is giving me an ultimatum going back to college or she'll kick my Neet ass what to do robots I have severe acne and social anxiety and I'm fucking 5'4
>>38850976
Who cares what you look like? If you're going to college, all that matters is getting good grades to get a comfy job.
>>38851010
I know but I'm kinda getting worried how people will treat me =( pic related it's me
>>38850976
haha how do these two things correlate. You must really hate yourself anon. God speed
>tell girl about depression
>beg not to judge me
>"it's okay anon"
>ghosts me
WHAT YOU DID WRONG WAS BEG A WOMAN NOT TO JUDGE YOU. DON'T DO THAT YOU FAGGOT.
>telling anyone ever about your emotions
why?
really, why? what did you expect? don't expect compassion from others idiot. the caring people are few and far between and there's no way to identify them. just keep everything bottled up. people who know your true feelings will use it against you.
>>38850949
I may not be in the best condition to explain things now because today was a pretty shitty day, but I'll tell you to the best of my ability. Anon, women are not human, not capable of feeling emotion of like men are. Stop trying to date them or get a gf, if it does happen she's only in it for herself. They can't feel unconditional love like men do, they are evil deceptive creatures from the darkest pits of humanity, once men invent something to reproduce artificially we will be free from the shackles that is the opposite gender. We will dispose of them, I hope to see something this magnificent in my life time.
>tfw friends of my sister here
>tfw hungry
>tfw i cant go outside of my room because they will see me
help
walk out naked - you will unlock the chad ability, then, the rest of your life can be easily cheesed, it's even easier than picking the roastie class
>>38850899
just fucking man up and do it Anon. just walk in, say hey and then go about your business. they won't think twice of it. Anxiety over this shit is so pointless you've just got to force yourself to do it and deal with the situation
>>38851435
Dont trust chad, never trust chad
Id just take a nap till they leave...
Remember to lock your room.
> she hasn't been online for over a week now
> didn't login anywhere for over a week
> no signs of activity, not one
>>38850781
She's either dead or ghosted you.
I'm not really sure which one is worse to be honest.
>>38850781
What is her Discord, anon? I know a lot of females who log in in offline mode to dodge attention.
>>38850801
I'm certain she wouldn't ghost me, since there was nothing to trigger it. She was gonna go and visit family and we were supposed to play some games.
And then nothing. She couldn't go two days without going on bnet or steam to play something.
Ask a robot who just lost his job anything.
>>38850758
what was your job? ebhissfhisfbbhsdf
>>38850758
do you suck (ORIGINAIL)dicks?
>>38850794
No op sucks muted unoriginal dicks
Friday night getting smashed with the lads and shagging some proper fit birds edition
/britfeel/ sucks now.
What are you lads having for friday night takeaway? can't decide what I want
Friendly reminder
>pic related
Thoughts on this, y'all?
>plucking your eyebrows
lmao might as well start wearing make up
I have been following this infographic and it does work. My clients now request me more often and my earnings are up from last month.
>>38850789
>tfw sister has perfect, chad looking eyebrows
>tfw me, a fucking male, has sparse light colored browse
JUST
>cousin and me were friends
>used to play together on our grandparents farm and stuff
>used to steal my uncles porn mags and look at them
>basically became pretty obsessed with porn
>can't remember how it started but we tried to fuck eachother in the ass several times
>we were like 11ish at the time I think
>we never really manged to penetrate each other so it would always end up just humping eachother while one had his dick hetween the other asscheeks
>when we had sleepovers we would jack eachother off before we slept
>didn't cum or anything since we were probably too young
>kinda just stopped trying to fuck each other as time went by
>still hung out and he's still my friend today we just barely talk or see eachother anymore
>never brought up this phase
>I hope he has forgotten
>>38850666
nice trips, were they gay porn mags or something???
>>38850693
nope
I guess we just wanted to try having sex
>masturbated on the front doorstep nude
>my house was right at a road and open field with houses around
I wonder how many saw me
>that feel when you unironically contemplate mass murder and its feasibility with intentions of killing very specific people at specific times and dates
>>38850616
I've contemplated murder, how I would do it, the chances of anyone finding out, formulating a potential alibi, what I would do with the body.
To be honest, I think I could pull it off.
Is there something wrong with me robots?
>>38851818
I always think about murder killing people, but I know I would never carry it out.
I think about it to. It would be easy to get away with, but I don't think I would care enough to cover my tracks. I have a specific set of people in mind, I don't hate the entire human species. Some of them can be alright, my family and coworkers on the other hand...
>juan might find the pissbottles
>>38850599
Who is Juan, and why are you afraid of him finding your treasures?
>>38850599
You thought it was Juan.
But it was me, Dio!
are you the same anon whose mother hires an illegal spic to clean the house?
Communicate with me about the topic of latex.
>>38850591
Best document preparation system there is.
What is there to know? The shine ruins peopless minds.
I am reliably informed that properly sealed latex, when the seal is eventually broken, is known to release what is referred to as a "nice hiss."
So, I had my first sexual experience at 22
>Met girl online, exchange nudes
>She seems like a loner and kinda desperate, as me
>But lives with parents, so was hard to meet her
>But I drive to her place at night, when her parents are asleep
>Super weird first time we meet, but we actually have a decent conversation
>She is a bid chubby tho, clearly really insecure about it. Don't really care at that point, just ready to do something sexual
>We get naked and lay in the bed
>Start making out, with tongue and all, don't really feel anything special
>I just start doing what I've seen in movies, slowly kissing going down to her vagina
>Get down there, she had the lights off because she was clearly insecure about her body, so I don't really see what I'm doing. I lick it for a bit, I think I sucked on the clit, fingered her, she seemed to enjoy it
>It tasted weird, not disgusting, but it was pretty close to being a real turn off.
>After a short time, I go up to her, and kiss again
>Then she starts going down on me, start touching my dick and then sucking it
>But, ofc, I last maybe under a minute and cum
>I just think fuck fuck fuck, why did I let her suck me off straight away? And she was just focusing on my head, so it was truly hard to hold it back
>Lose all interest in sex, get kinda depressed, but try to find a way to make up for it
>So, I just tell her to lay on her back, and I give her a back massage. Something I know I'm good at. She clearly likes that.
>But after 10 minutes, I'm just kinda tired, and I go home
We still chat, and she's somehow still interested in me, but man, I should have done so many things differently... And I'm still a virgin technically.
God, should have done this 10 years ago. Would literally just recommend people maybe getting a hooker to practice with.
Hope you guys liked the blogg
>>38850574
You just got a practice gf. Make good use of it.
>>38850619
Yeah, next time I will definitely start with a massage and just keep her away for my dick as long as possible. I hope I will last longer as I age
>>38850643
You'll last longer as you practice. It's pretty normal to last only a few minutes, even less.
As long as you can cum, the desperate girl will at lest feel like she's not as repulsive as she think.
Keep it up anon.
I just got my ass fingered by a girl I met on Tinder
I did not consent.
AMA
How much poop was there? What about the smell?
>>38850515
>I did not consent.
How did this situation occur?
How enthusiastic was she?
>sorry anon, but your acne is just too bad for me. Maybe when you clear up we can date :)
JUST FUCK MY FUCKING SHIT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
go to the doctor ASAP, dont buy over the counter shit, just get on proper meds.
t. acne survivor
>tfw used to have clear skin
>tfw unable to get rid of acne no matter what I try
>>38850524
Did you do accutane or antibiotics?