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>>39598125
OMG that's soooo me :3 XDDDD

>>39598125
I'm more like a gamergirl xD

>apple product
>one earbud in, another out
>dividing your white board into four panels with tape instead of just drawing divisions on the board
>books stacked on the tiny table taking up precious space, none of them even opened, angled conveniently with their titles towards the camera for show
>transmitting germs from your hand directly to your mouth by touching all over your lips like you're 10 years old
>hairstyle from the fucking 80s
>typing with one hand on the arrow keys, probably just mashing the down arrow on her facebook feed and not even doing anything educational
>resting her poor wrist against the table, enjoy carpal tunnel in like 20 years
>dazed and unfocused stare, probably just finished snorting a line of heroin off the producer's cock to get this modeling gig in the first place

Some of the suggested new players:
-That kid
-Britfeel
-Chicken Tendies (already part of the team in the past)

Supreme Gentlemen should be a name

>>39598356
You can fuck right off with your britfeel.

It's a reversed reality on here.

Because you're a gross little whore

You know exactly why, don't play dumb.

>>39598076
idk how normies do it
half of them have kids i guess and that sparks some primal need in them to have to provide but i can't bring myself to do it
i don't yearn for a family. the only thing in my life i hate right now is the fact that im leeching of my mommy.
when i had a job i was basically paying for being alive but still occupying space in her house.
i don't think she minds anyone living with her but she's told me on a few occasions that she's worried about me and my brothers because we are all over 21 and don't live on our own and she wants to know what we'll do if she dies.
i don't have an expensive lifestyle i just sit on my computer when i wasn't at work but i don't see how i'd be able to get a job that i'd be able to get and be able to live on my own and have enough money to survive. i can't even imagine also having to have my own car and the expenses that come along with that.

>>39598076
There are no easy ways, I can start with that. There's no trick to it. You have to introspect and find out what made you unmotivated to begin with. This is easiest when guided by a professional via therapy. Sometimes it's caused by your life circumstances, your upbringing. Sometimes it's literally just your brain doesn't know how to make chemicals properly and you need an adjustment to jumpstart your chemistry again.

It doesn't matter what causes it OP, what matters is that you fix it. I can't tell you how much better life is when you're actually living it. No one can make you believe it, you just have to try it and see.

It can take a little time for meds to work, by the way. They're like a splint for your mind, but eventually the feelings will come back.

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>>39598124
>tfw american adult with no health insurance
>can't even get motivated to start getting help to be motivated

I have material wants, it'd probably never work for me. I like the idea of it, but I'd probably rather a hippy commune type of deal instead, somewhere where I just need to make minimal money to contribute while still being able to want and keep things.

>>39598062
yes and the only thing holding me back is my internet addiction but it is generally advised not to become one if you aren't seriously spiritual. I think I'd go for a trial period to see if i can manage before comitting

>>39598062
How does one become a monk?
Who is going to support you while you do monk things?

>>39598038
I'm telling your boss you're up past your bedtime and are no longer able to competently maintain a work schedule.

Am I still a NEET if I hate my job???

>>39598050
Parasite.

>>39598057
>WAHHH I HAVE TO BE AWAY FROM MY PIXELS FOR 8-12 hours!! ABLOOBLOOBLOO!!

Implying this happened

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>>39597850
This obviously never happened. And why do you type like a 16 year-old girl? Get a grip and make a better thread next time

You fell for the women meme OP, ya shouldn'ta did that

>>39597832
only if you take off your top. equality has arrived you know

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>>39597832
"N-no, I look b-bad without my sh-shirt."

>body dysmorphia sets in
Lifting doesn't cure autism

My mom has forgotten, or significantly re-written, most things like this that I have mentioned to her. She only ever slapped me one time though.

I think she really doesn't remember. Your dad might honestly have forgotten, too, but he could be gaslighting or just dodging responsibility.

>>39598176
Should I just drop it forever then?

>>39598198
It feels like giving up, I know, but is there anything productive you can do about it at this point?
If you still live with them and this is ongoing, you could write things down so you know for later that your memory is working.
Just know that you're not the one who's crazy.

>>39597700
You could be me, have previously shatter kneecaps and have a limp on top of being a chinlet

>>39597722
>have previously shatter kneecaps
what, did you not pay your debt to fucking loansharks?

>>39597722
shattered*

>>39597655
You're probably a sensie. I think that a good number of virgins doesnt like to be touched therefore they dont touch others.

>>39597655
I am now, but wasn't in the past.
I've been sexually assaulted a couple of times and I don't trust people.
Being touched in passing pisses me off, but a cute girl I have some kind of mutual connection with should be ok

Mildly. Hypersensitivity to touch is a symptom of autism btw.

>>39597597
this is an imageboard and smells like NOTHING
it LOOKS like insecurity

>>39597597
I used to come here for memes but now I honestly come here in the vague, semi-conscious hope that some roastie will provide an ounce of temporary insecurity relief.

>>39597597
Smells like old potent robot cum to be quite honest.

>that kid who had an IQ of 130 but killed himself because he was bored

>>39597547
>that kid who never talked much
I always was nice to him

>anon, aren't you cold
>no, I LOVE the cold weather

>>39597513
Fuck 'tis too early in europeworld

>>39597605
Hey are you Eastern euro?

sfdgdsfgsdvsv

>3 years old
>heat up breakfast sausage in microwave
>enthusiastically count down with it
>when asked to count to 10 i would start at 10

>>39597436
>>be me
>>10
>>home alone
>>want to make cup noodles
>>put them in, set for 2 minutes
>>forgot to put water in
>>smoke.gif
>>oh shit
>>open microwave
>>plate has shattered and there's a smoldering black lump in the microwave
>>open the windows and shut the microwave
>>get yelled at when mom comes home
That one's been posted before. Post a different one, dummy.

When I open my microwave, the light turns on and the plate spins and it basically looks like it's on. Am I gonna die when I stick my hand in there to put stuff in and take stuff out?