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>>38855258
That looks a lot like the cash me outside girl.

>>38855258
I'm just lazy I don't have depression I don't have anything I just enjoy spending all my time shitposting and playing video games I don't have a gf or aspire to be anything I have no real excuse really.

>>38855258
It doesn't cripple you in a physical sense like breaking a leg. But in a mental sense. Crippling depression is when youre so depressed, that you cant do anything

>>38855253

Bumping with another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jme_a_54QE

>>38855253
What the fuck? When I first played the video, my tab closed after the countdown ended and you started hearing rumbling. Never seen this before. It makes me realize that the a-bomb already existed when most of us were born and take it for granted, but when it was first created and tested it must have been horrific.

>>38855535
Damn, this was draining too, between the dialogue and the visuals.

I was going to post a fun creepy thing but after watching these I don't think it's appropriate.

>>38855692
Post it anyway my dude

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>>38855249
iktf anon. My mom gives me 'the talk' at least once a month
>"You can't spend all your free time in your rom!"
>"You need to go OUTSIDE! Experience life! Have fun!"
>"You may even find a girlfriend that way!"
>Tell her I'm not interested in any of that
>"Then do it for ME at least!"

>>38855321
>the talk

i know this feel anon, my parents always have 'talks' with me as if they will drastically alter my life, my life is fucked for reasons beyond my control and none of their shitty 'talks' will ever change that.

>>38855249
>parents walking through the easiest road to happines and self fufillment, to their antisocial son is a bad thing
Stop being a child op

good question. (you have been bullied 2 seconds, because your comment was not original)

>>38855419
Surely r9k of all places would know

>>38855719
>people with no job or money being able to afford these things

A mixture of fear of going to prison and expressing her feelings about shotas without sounding creepy

>>38855179
>i'm a shota
your 8 years old?

>>38855352
I am not 8 years old.
>>38855312
In my opinion, pedophilia should not be illegal if the older partner has consent.

They're a very small percentage of the total human population/obviously your'e going to see lots of them if you search "trap" on tumblr/they're shut-ins/If they do go out, they don't go out looking like that/They're taken

>I need to find one near me not even just for fucking we can be boyfriends without sex.
But traps are all about sex, they don't care about relationships. Wtf dude

they do OP they are just whore and sluts for gay and closeted chads
they are not for you or for any robot but chads play thing.

>>38855047
>be me
>15
MODS
MODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
UNDERAGEB& OUT

>>38855047
Big mistake, buddy.

>>38855120
are you an actual idiot? it's a story, chill bro

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>calls himself a robot
>isn't on hrt

>>38854946
It does get pretty annoying, especially since there are boards for that crap

>>38854946
>we do not deserve shit being shilled
we dont
but this shilling is part of a jewish plan to trick weak minded young men

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It's hard resisting a penis, but go for the video game fun
Try to avoid sinning if possible

>>38854928
depends on the penis and the game

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>>38854979
Bloodborne

or

this penis

>see sorcery thread on 4chan for the first time
>its in fucking r9k
Same though anon why fucking live

>am I doing this right
>I don't really kno wat u guys are talking about I'm just lonely and I forgot to pack dinner for my night shift

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Is that fucking Flanker?

Be a rich League player willing to be used for money while she fucks models. Difficulty: Very Easy (League requires virtually zero skill)

>>38855099
she fucks models?? :(

>>38854878
Your only hope is rape desu.

>>38854877
Spend time with her

Or is she completely ignoring you?

let her become NEET then u can have kawaii sister and watch aniem together forever desu

>>38854877
Go into her room and spend time with her. Talk to her and tell her all the bad parts about being a shut-in neet like you.

>>38854827
I wish my mum rode my cock.

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>>38854846
I wish your mom rode mine too.
Instead i am a khhv

>>38854827
Mothers are useless in that regard, because they ARE women. My dad always worked 70 hours a week, so I was purely raised by my mother and she raised me to a too nice Beta Cuck instead to a MAN.
I can see that in form of one of my best friends, raised by a single father, highly successful, getting pussy everywhere he goes, have a great job perspective and is in the top 10% of his medicine university, while I am lazy, one of the worst students in my CS study despite I really trying to learn often.

Sometimes I hate my Dad that he sorted out all the raising stuff to my Mom. She raised me into a fucking woman.

Im going to go to every store, walk in, ask for the manager, shake his hand firmly and tell him im the guy for the job until someone hires me. Im the champ

"Looks like someone needs a $200,000 a year job and a wife and kids before they're allowed in the house then."

>>38854818
I would go to the abandoned trains. They're not too filthy and there are beds in one of them.

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>>38854680
like everyone else?
wait...
>have not just penis in vagina but whole body
hmmm...

oh yeah, fuck all those chads born without their virginity

>>38854680

Yeah man I was born a virgin too.

What a shit hand to be dealt in life, huh?