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>>38855771
I shower every time I take a dump.
I just find shitting gross, so that's why.
I don't shower every day, but I wash my hair every time, usually.

>>38855771
I do /no poo/ which unironically works all robots should do it for nice hair.

>>38855771
I shower every day but wash my hair once a week or less

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storytime please anon-kun

You're on the internet, not alone. Fuck off, you dramatic teen.

>>38855695
Everyone around me knows I'm a lonely loser.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/78bmza/the-cost-of-losing-your-virginity-late

>"It made me angry to see my classmates of every other ethnicity bragging about having sex," said Wu, who is Asian. "Was it really a race thing? Maybe, maybe not."

Also

>Racial tendency towards hyper-sensitivity (seeing everything as a loss of face).
>Inability to accept pairbonding in the West is less about money (Chad on $80k pa > Chang on $150k pa as far as getting girls goes).
>Male entitlement, due to a sexist (the non-meme kind) culture.

hi. asian lurker here. i'd just like to share my thoughts on this issue.

the primary reason so many asian males that grow up in western culture turn away from society is just what you said, cultural conflict. but it's more than that. it's an entire system seemingly dedicated to breeding beta males and school shooters.

consider the following. many asian men grow up in a "pre-determined" household. they grow up, study hard, become doctor. no other choices. while stereotypical, this was certainly true for every other asian male i met in my high school. of course, this ambitious fate that asian parents push upon their sons is difficult, and requires constant, maintained studying throughout their childhood. many asian men grow up without childhoods, with their only fond memories winning trophies or going to some competition. this was also true in my case. because of the constant study regimen that asian men often endure for their childhood, they grow very isolated. very few asian men who grow up in these type of households turn out to be remotely sociable, because ever since they started locking themselves in their rooms, the only people they ever got to talk to were their own parents, which were often busy working in hospitals or universities.

they fear their parents being mad at them for not studying because they are literally the only voices they have in their lives. they are pushed by a constant fear of abandonment and permanent isolation, a live they unknowingly already live. and by studying more, they only achieve further isolation from the rest of society.

this toxic attitude that is inscribed into asian men by their own parents creates an intense envy or jealousy for the western society they see around them. this is most pronounced during teen years in high school or university, where they witness western men around them having fun, getting girls, and living a life that seems joyous in every aspect that they are excluded from.

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>>38855632
>>38855693
>>38855738
I'd like it if all of you faggots returned to r/asianmasculinity and circle jerked your tiny cocks with the tears that fall knowing your women prefer whites as your lube

You gotta commit yourself to a mental hospital I think. This is a lot more than anyone can help with. Why do you do those things though?

If you're a guy, have yourself committed. If you're a girl, then be my gf because I would appreciate all of that: it's just your way of showing love and there's nothing wrong with you.

>>38855593
>i murdered his gerbel
y tho

bumpasdf3

>>38855574
Looks like a dismantled tank to me
where do you live anon?

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I don't have any fucking idea but you made me curious. Have a bump.

Tell me you faggets!

halt deine schnauze

I would fucking destroy her m8. Sexy as fuck. Love mature ladies

>>38855525
bruh that forehead tho

>>38855525
Hahaha
Fucker looks like a bitchy Jimmy Neutron

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i knew she looked familiar

>>38855520
ahahahaha virgin lmao

>>38855520
>not covering her mouth with a pillow, and ravaging her tight snatch
You need to get into lucid dreaming anon, it's the greatest

>>38855520
Go apologize to her for having a lewd dream about her. Also tell her you love her more than everyone else in the world.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K0ZxHZQ5kO

7/10 where are you from, my dude?

>>38855486
>pic related now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XhEIXBV4hV

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>>38855479
Nice fantasy fag
I just want a zamble apocalypse that will kill all the normie Chads who think they can got out and get the girl, while I hide out in my home watching Twin Peaks till the Government shows up to kill the zambles

>>38855479
mine is same as yours

>>38856551

this desu

>you know the chads will die trying to pretend they can actually fight a fucking zombie

Just don't do it bro,that's too risky

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>>38855448
This is exactly why I still come to /r9k/.

You must continue the lie for the lulz, there's nothing to lose and everything to gain. See how far you can get befote you get rumbled.

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>>38855447
Is this the MGS thread?

It is now baby

>>38855491
Hey excuse me I'm aloud to talk about being incel with big boss on an anonymous forum you really don't kno my struggles. I have a bone deficiency

>two years late
Wannabe chad

>>38855434
is he from Pralin?

>>38855434
Weak jawline, looks like a dyel. Haircut has been used to shit by every other male in that age group

Japan is an ugly country overrated by virginal autists. Everything is varying shades of gray.

>>38855456
thank you for your contribution to my thread

>>38855415
*path blocked*

>>38855397
Only Tyrone has a big black dick you beta cuck faggot

>>38855397
African Americans were bred to be stronger than regular Africans.

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>>38855397
Nigger. Please leave. We're full.