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Not interested in serving Israel.

Because I've got to take care of these dubs.

I'm waiting for it to get juicy

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Oh fuck off you bloody cunt

My mother's already dead so your threat is uncalled for
open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

>>38856265
This thread is fucking gay
but if it gets better, I might stay

>>38856200
The only experience is my girlfriend not shutting up for me to play it only for me to get bored of it in like 5 minutes and put it down.

>>38856200
I have never played it I'm only vaguely aware of what it even is
also nice dubs

>>38856261
I think one of the biggest reasons I liked it when I was younger was the social aspect. I didn't have many friends growing up and never went outside to meet up with friends so ROBLOX kind of filled that social part of my childhood I missed growing up. There were some really fun games though like build to survive and stuff like that.

>>38856173
Because I'm not a fetishfag.

>>38856173

diapers, and some crumbled weed in your crusher at left corner, wow anon, you reached the point of being only an shadow of an once human being.

>>38856574
nobody said anything about fetish, now take your primitive piss bottles and leave

/schizoid/ here. Life is hell.

Yay! I've found some more /schitzbros/

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>>38856219

what is being schizoid like, how is it different from any others? i only know about schizotypal because i fit all the descriptions of it
being schizotypal isn't too bad. i believe in elves, fairies, tree spirits, that i will become a god when I die, that i will also go to valhalla when i die, that i can communicate with nature beings, etc. the bad thing about it is the paranoia and anxiety.

>>38856294
what do you have?

>>38856131
In other words
>would you masturbate with an unwieldy gient heavy fleshlight?
The answer is no, I'm not interested in sex that doesn't mean anything.

>>38856131
>Being interested in sex
Get the hell out failed normie.
Yes i would

Absolutely. My niece has been one drugging away from rape constantly.

Report it to the police as blackmail and or abusive harassment.

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>not getting turned on by the fact that she has had another man's cum on her face

>>38856073
What kind of psychopath would do that? Are you baiting, anon?
Either way, the answer is to drop her completely. You can be with a girl that's not a virgin, but not one that you've watched get fucked by another guy.
Do the right thing, anon. Do the right thing for you.

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asdfgvhuiuhgvghjiokm??????

>>38856428
Holy shit dude. It looks like you've drowned your conscience. Wish I could. Hi-5!

Also, post link?

nigaawhat
http://www.personalityassessor.com/ipip300/results=430520-711/

>>38856027
Get out you loser. But before you do, post some cool memes you nerds make, I know you have some. I'm going to show them to Stacy when she comes over.

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>>38856695
I do hope you're using some of that spicy

I R O N Y
R
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N
Y

the only people left on 4chan are people who come here out of habit and perpetual retards

>>38855975
*real reason
Oreganoo

>>38855975
It's down to personal opinions I guess.
If you believe in meme concepts such as love you probably think depression is real too.

>>38855975
depression turns you into an asshole because it completely erodes the person, all you have is pity for yourself and despair.

"no reason at all" what makes you think this? because they didn't tell you?

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>>38855916
god I love cumming buckets like that pic
>avoid fapping for 2 weeks
>balls feel super heavy
>get my onahole
>fucked it with all my might
>get a body shaking life draining orgasm
>finger the cum out the onahole and lick it
delicious.

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>>38855965
>tfw I can do that without waiting, almost daily
>still no one to fap with

>>38855965
>eating your own cum
I ktf, I like to bake mine into cakes and things like that. I feed them to my friends too, but they don't know my secret ingredient!

>>38855903
not going to kill you, just going to make your piss burn

you know liver failure is like the worst way to die right?

>>38855903
have fun dying of internal bleeding i guess
but why did you do it?

>>38855903
Why did you take 15? Are you trying to "kill yourself," Stacie?

Kill yourself or get out, normie. Robots do not have friends, male or female, nor do they have phones. Sounds like you need to get the fuck out.

>>38855899
I sugest getting out of my board, you fucking normie.

Nice digits, by the way.

How bout kys, jerk

I had a dream where my pillow ate my head.

I have recurring dreams where I kill people.
I dont like it at all.

>>38855860
I know this isn't the response you're looking for, but it seems like that dream is reflecting a sexual conflict in your mind. I had a similar dream when I became a teenager, except not gay (lol).
It seems like your mind is opening to the possibility of being gay, but that you had aversion to it previously. You're afraid of being gay, and you aren't naturally gay, but you've fascinated your mind by it and have eroded the mental barrier.

Me too anon. One day you'll come back with someone and show them.

>>38855843
>didn't use tickets
pathetic

>>38856014
>>38856037
It's not even a joke. In hindsight, it's probably because the bowl thing you sit in would tip with just one person but I could swear there were toddlers that couldn't have weighed more than 40lbs stuck in the same cart as full grown men so I don't see how they could have weighted the other side if that was the reason.