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i am 6'2" and let me tell you right now the manlet thing is a meme, women will treat you the same no matter how tall you are which is to say not talk to you at all

>>38859821
If you're an awkward weird-looking autist at 6'2", they're obviously not going to like you, but come on, anon. The manlet thing is NOT a meme. REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38859791
FUCK MY MANLET LIFE GOD FUCKEN DAMN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHF UCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCKEN ROASTIES GOD FUCKEN DAMNI T AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>fembots
>fem
>implying

I dont wear bikinis or go swimming anymore because im muslim. I used to swim before i hit puberty though and wore a one piece with shorts overtop.

>>38860025
be my muslim gf to be chaste with

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>>38859740
Here ya go m8
Subscribe for more

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>>38859740
left quadrants gtfo

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Here you go, left quadrants should go to /soc/

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S uch
A n abhorrent
M eat sack

That was fun thanks OP.

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Anxious
Liar
Beta
Egoistical
Rash
Trash

Cunt
All
Lick
Lick
Under
Me

become a muslim now, and you'll have virgins for you in the afterlife

>>38859667
I have a theory that 'you' essentially will return one day. You already beat the odds so much by simply existing now. You're bound to again.

>>38859734
this is why i hope the big crunch death of the universe meme is true

>Nothing unique other than their bodies
>Not true! We make life! With our bodies!
I know a lot of women are dumb, but come on...

it's pretty funny, when men tout that women have nothing to offer than giving life they are basically admitting that men offer nothing

a male is basically a female that can't give birth and there is nothing a male can offer that a female can't

>>38859627
Can men create life?

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>>38859599
matches thus far

>>38859599
Don't just choose some normal girl. if you fuck with her, her reactions will be "Whoa Anon O_o" at best.

Get one of those extreme leftists or some other freak, someone who has a really long bio. Stacy's have no personality. choose a better target

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>>38859629
How's this one?

edit: just got a 3rd match, looks more like a chubby brown slut than a turbo lefty though

>>38859592
>robots are out partying and getting laid

Nope, we are right here anon.

I'm right here anon. Besides, normies can phonepost either way. Expect more posts later tonight when they're done drinking, smoking and fucking.

>>38859650
>>38859682
Yes some of us are here but the board is so slow because the majority of r9k is normies out partying tonight.

sounds like you had a serious case of not being yourself right then
next time you're clubbing it up and living life to the fullest, make sure to have 4 or 5 drinks, which will ensure you're being yourself to the limit
then with the grooving beat moving your feet and the liquor making you slicker it's basically impossible that you and all the other bees won't get a little busy

>>38859644
i had 5 pre drinks at a bar before entering.

sure I tapped my feet a bit and tried to get into the beat at various intervals, but in the end I know that kind of scene isn't for me whatsoever. I like small get togethers and conversations you dont have to shout for.

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>>38859644
>thinking that I would ever get drunk, high, stoned, wasted, etc. in public
>thinking I'm stupid enough to put myself in that kind of position of vulnerability
Nigger, I used to rob people who were stupid enough to do this kind of shit. Especially in college towns/cities where college kids go out, get wasted, and party EVERY NIGHT. If you make yourself a walking target, expect to be treated like one.

Get addicted to a dangerous drug

>>38859552
Take up smoking

but we love you OP so don't

>>38859598
i already smoke but only a few a day. i dont wanna smoke a pack a day i feel like that would make me cough a lot

and im not gonna do anything but it just really troubles me that a lot of people die in hospitals and end up just a number. after my grandma who i lived with died ive kinda felt like one day that will be what happens to me and it makes me feel desperate

>>38859495
>thermal foundation conduits
fuck, are you trying to make me vomit?

EIO shit is expensive in expert mode

>>38859595

>putting this much effort into base design before actual technology

i didnt even build a house until i had a nuclear reactor, i lived in a fucking underground cave

>>38859488
don't be a twat, stay away from the fat.

ive had a practice girl before who was a whore and everyone knew, but I just had to keep it really on the down low and in the end people didn't really care after I was done with her, even other girls I pursued. turns out people really dont give a shit about u at all, good or bad

>>38860058
like this guy said no one gives a shit about you, even the people who are supposed to (most of the time)

>>38859451
What's your job, wagie scum?

>>38859461
I drive trucks.

>>38859467
/comfy/ as fuck my man, I'm jelly

Why do women always flirt with my friends?
I'm taller, I have a deep voice, I'm reasonably smart.
Why do I never sparkle any kind of interest in them.
Is it my angry bitch face?
Also, I've lost the will to compose interesting music

>>38859389
I'm not coping, I was born like this and my depression will inevitably grow until I reach the point where I kill myself. No matter what any normalfag says, it can't and doesn't get better.

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I'm fucked man, utterly fucked. This night is taking a turn for the worst, and there's nothing I can do to stop any of it.

fuck fuck fuck. There's no miraculous recovery this time.

The dirt boys are falling tonight and I'll fall with them

>>38859365
Sure, what movie and what service would we use to synchronize it?

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>>38859365
Yeah sure I'm in I have a few hours to kill.

>>38859384
Do you have an email to work out the details?