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Why is it so hard you for you to admit how much you crave this? How much you want to mount her into submission and give her your seed? How satisfying it would feel to put her in her place as your cumdumpster by plowing her raw and breeding her warm, tight, delicious shithole. Girls don't want you, but she does. Give it to her.
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>>38861240
Who are you talking to, OP?
originalanigiro
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>>38861240
>her
>her
>her
>her
ye i wonder
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gee, i wonder who could possibly be behind these threads being posted hourly every day
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Does /r9k/ wanna hear a poem I wrote about losing my virginity to a prostitute?
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Hell yea anon, pls do
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>>38861230
yeaaaaaa boiii spit dat shiet
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>>38861257
What do you know she was a transsexual
But I gotta have a go because this erection is perpetual
I agree we put the pussy on a pedestal
You can fuck an ass too, a vagina isn't indispensable
So forgive if I believe this is defensible
But after years of watching shemale porn this always was eventual
With a smile she grabbed me by the genitals
And the look in her eyes said her thirst for cock was unquenchable
Fin.
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I'm seriously considering going to a cuddle party or hiring someone to cuddle with me. I just feel so alone.
I was just reading about it and it sounds pretty nice https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/why-professional-cuddling-is-booming-under-trump-w495042
Have any robots done anything like this?
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I am such a fucking loser.
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It feels pathetic but I want the same thing. I wish someone would hold me. I wish someone would tell me they love me. I wish there was somewhere I could go when no one was looking and where I could feel like a loved human being for once in my miserable life.
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>>38861558
This tbqhfogfreuiugr
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Anyone else here suffer this affliction? I'm extremely, extremely unlikeable. My family members don't like me, my coworkers don't like me, random strangers immediately dislike me, and the 2 friends I have only tolerate how unlikeable I am because I guess they've known me so long. I don't make facial expressions or at least not the right ones and my tone of voice doesn't really change. I'm incapable of feeling strong emotions like most people and have this sort of constant deadpan look. I'm uncomfortable to talk to, nothing I say comes off as genuine at all, I smirk at weird times and I guess I come off as insincere or like I'm "hiding something". When I try to make facial expressions and change my tone of voice, it just seems to piss people off even more. I realize I come off as fake even though I completely mean what I'm saying. I'm very socially avoidant to the point where at all times I avoid looking at people at all, I'll always look anywhere else but at people. When I do make eye contact with people I see this primal rage and irritation build up in their face and a strong tension starts building. I have an amazing ability where anyone I talk to becomes extremely distract and visibly disturbed, their eyes water up.
I don't know why I'm this way but I am. I don't do anything bad to anyone, I'm always down to help people with anything, but my weird social mannerisms make people absolutely hate me. It's ruining my life, or already has ruined it.
Can anyone relate to me? Is there a word for this condition? Anyone know a solution? I tried MDMA and it didn't help at all.
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How frequently do you lie ?
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>>38861233
Almost never. i can't think of anything I've lied about at all recently
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>>38861190
Sounds like autism. Have you ever been diagnosed for something like that?
>I tried MDMA and it didn't help at all.
Taking MDMA a couple times in a recreational setting probably isn't going to make any permanent changes to the way you interact with people as a whole.
>burger for lunch again
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>Calorie mate for breakfast again
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>Tendies and fries for lunch again
thank fuck your deals are so great hardees!
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>>38861196
wtf is calorie mate?
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Why haven't you started lucid dreaming yet, anon? Don't you want to escape your boring, sad life?
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>>38861136
I started lucid dreaming when I was a very small child, like 6 or 7 years old. Taught myself after having horrific nightmares for years.
Trouble was, after awhile, like when I was 13 or 14 or so, I started getting insanely tired from lucid dreaming. Every night I did it, it felt like I hadn't slept at all.
As an adult, when I lucid dream I can only now only partially lucid dream. I'll recognize that I'm dreaming, be lucid for a awhile but then slip back into the dream every time.
Has anyone else experienced anything like this?
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>>38861136
>Why haven't you started lucid dreaming yet, anon? Don't you want to escape your boring, sad life?
How can I make it easy to not lose my dream memory from missing a day of not recording dreams
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>>38861136
How do I do it anon?
Can I do it tonight if I want to?
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Who /night walk/ here?
>tfw drunk and shitposting from a park
>tfw hoping to run into a qt
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>>38861085
>>tfw hoping to run into a qt
fat fuckin chance
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>>38861105
An anon can dream
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>>38861085
>tfw hoping to run into a qt
Lol more like:
>tfw waiting for an innocent female pedestrian to get creeped out by my presence and getting cops called on me for suspected rape attempt
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How do we take the Columbine massacre back from Tumblr? Eric and Dylan were stone cold killers, sociopaths with only hatred for normalfags in their core. They need to be treated as such, and respected properly.
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>>38861064
We'd most likely have to make our own stories and portray them as such and get them to be more liked as well as more popular and more stories that are like such. But besides that there's nothing else we can do.
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>>38861337
It isn't even really a big deal. It's just that when I join a forum called Columbine High School Massacre Discussion Forum, I expect constructive discussion, speculation and what if scenarios. Not stories of Dylan being Eric's little dick sucking beta bitch.
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Someone skilled should write a story about the two of them coming back from the dead to wreak even more havoc on the normalshit population. Except this time, they are literally godlike. Supernatural powers, invulnerable to all attacks. The focus of the story would be the intense fear their thousands of victims feel, and the intense violence and suffering REB and VoDKa inflict on them. Could be called "Gods of death", or something equally edgy. It would be awesome.
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ANON, GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET A JOB. LOOK AT YOU: YOU HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE IN WEEKS. IT'S NOT NORMAL ANYMORE. I'M DRIVING YOU AROUND TO LOOK FOR A JOB -- AND YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, YOUNG MAN.
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>>38861047
bitch talk to me about that again instead of getting me my tendies, i'll fuckin drop you like how they do it in my anime shows.
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but ma i already have a job!
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>>38861177
WHAT? POSTING ON THE INTERNET WITH YOUR "FRIENDS?" THAT EXCUSE DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE. I'M DRIVING YOU AROUND TOWN TO FIND WORK, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, YOUNG MAN?!
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Only highly intelligent people may post in this thread. By highly intelligent I mean people who possess an aptitude of at least 97 percentile in any given area. Personally, my verbal reasoning is genius level. I needn't post my aptitude test results because that would be quite crass, but I'm sure you can tell from my post that I possess a superior intellect. I am of quite another caliber to you commoners
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Okay, my verbal is 99.9th
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>>38860998
Welcome, friend!
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>>38860973
Did you know mozart enjoyed eating shit?
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/r9k/ BTFO!
Look at that kids smug little face. He's destroyed you bigoted, sweaty neckbeards.
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>>38860957
podria luchar contra ese puta chico
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>>38860957
GET OFF OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38860957
why do you even bother posting here when nobody cares?
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>tfw hot blonde young thicc blue eyed gf
>tfw still want to fucc other girls
>tfw still crave intimacy from other girls even though I get plenty from my gf
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>>38860892
You have everything one of us could want, you greedy bastard. I feel no sympathy for you.
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>>38860892
Same but I have a petite latina gf and still crave some more bitches on the streets everytime.
Truly this is our suffer, the normie curse upon us reings.
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ironically, i feel sorry for the morons who are trying to get a rise out of lonely bots with shitty bait like this
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>talk to someone for a few days
>having a really good conversation and even share similar interests
>they stop responding to you 2 days later
>try to send them another message
>turns out they blocked you
what am I supposed to do?
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Never ever ever try to make friends again
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Why would you do anything? Apparently it's me they stopped talking to.
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>>38860915
I often feel this way. I wonder why I make friends with anyone at all. When I feel sad I sometimes post my contact info here, but when people message me they usually end up ignoring me. I wish I was interesting enough to be worth making friends with.
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Is there a for sure way of killing yourself. I mean even with a gun there is a probability you can survive. I want to do it tonight or soon what would be the best way to go out and not be a vegetable.
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>>38860840
Jumping from extremely high areas, overdosing and not doing anything to save yourself
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>>38860840
Yes. Say you have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest.
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>>38860840
12 gauge directly beneath your head
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Anyone else live in this shithole?
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>>38860824
Looks like a bizarro England
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What kind of faggot would actually move there? Fucking weeaboos
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I live in the UK and am considering moving there.