Ball busting couple thread...though it's late might jus be husband tonight..been into ballbusting since we were 13 and 15 years old. I pretty much get whacked in the sack daily over the last nine years. Also drinking in general, pic related it's my supply. I'm not drinking that titty milk, wife put that there as a joke
I'd loathe to know you irl man
>>38861955
where wifey at?
>>38861955
Lactation is my fetish. What does it taste like?
Why don't you just make your own qt doll gf?
>>38861949
OP are you okay?
1234
>>38862085
Yes, I'm fine. Are you okay, anonymous poster number 38862085?
>>38861949
What the fuck?
origanolilooia
ITT: Books robots have read and liked. Just finished this one, need some more to read (I read on the train). I'm thinking of picking up "Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World" by the same author.
>>38861905
Is this the book praised because it had a handjob in it?
>>38861905
Heyyy, Murakami is one of my favorite writers.
Wind-Up Bird is probably my favorite novel by him.
Just finished Dance Dance Dance and it was pretty good too. Very robot character for sure.
>>38862158
All his books have comfy sex in them.
>tfw accidentally submitted a copy of Eliot Roger's manifesto instead of my thesis
Sent a follow up email saying I left my email logged in at the library and someone else sent it, but I don't think it's very convincing.
That's what you get for being an autist.
Anon if you know what's good for you, you'd leave this place and never come back. it'll eat Your soul
>elliot claims he read a lot
>his manifesto is bad writing and formatting
what did he mean by this?
>>38861959
I really liked the part when he raged about the introduction of LFR
Why are millenials so hated?
They were all born in the wrong generation
>>38861825
Oldfags envy the young
This has been done to every emerging generation
Also chloe best girl
Because they are as useful to society as a molding piece of bread.
I WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS AND A GF I DONT WANT TO SPEND MY TIME WITH YOU PEOPLE WHO TELL ME TO KILL MYSELF EVERY THREE SENTENCES I DONT WANT TO WATCH ANIME I JUST WANT REAL PEOPLE SO I CAN HAVE REAL EXPERIENCES
>>38861687
post your skype you whiny little bitch
Great, now go out there and get them tiger.
>>38861687
post benis and we can be friends
cozy thread, starting off with OC
here gif oreganoli
last one I got pixel art gifs are easy peasy
>>38861681
>cozy
why would you say this, my man? It's comfy, not cozy. Comfy
How does /r9k/ cope with loneliness? Aside from the predictable bitterness, of course.
I used to have more female companions than I knew what to do with. Then, somewhere along the line, they all paired up with other men and started families and whatnot. Here I am, years later, totally alone. It's been several years and I only seem to attract married women (which disgusts me. inb4 moralfag). I haven't so much as hugged a woman since.
It's not so bad during the day. I have work, hobbies, and goals to strive towards. But at night it becomes this deep hole that I can't seem to fill.
Any tips, robots? I'm only getting older, and it seems like things such as companionship are simply passing me by.
>>38861668
I've been using alcohol, benzos and other downers
it's been getting less and less effective as time goes on
women are shit companions.
get a kitten or jump off a bridge
>>38861668
I don't know that feel, op.
>tfw schizoid
The weird part is that he is Black!
When i asked him to explain he told me all about this website called "4chan" and pol and the thing called "redpill"....... The more he told me the more i realize that you guys are xenophobic monsters who are playing with my pumkin's mind.
He is very good guy, give me free macs even thou he can get fired for it, my mom and brothers likes him too and i am looking forward to marry him, but all of these things you talk about is evil, this is the single most horrific website i have seen and this whole thing has left a bad remark on my life.
How does it make you feel? ruining innocent people's day, being hateful 24/7, and saying such bad things about african american?
>>38861593
Sounds like you have a case of cognative dissonance. He likely hates black culture's victim complex and using it as an excuse to be a shitty human being. And that victim complex is not exclusive to blacks but can happen to any minority that engages in cultural self-pity.
>I don't understand than my own one
>I don't understand statistics and their implications
>my pumpkin
Roastie go away wtf
>>38862223
>*I don't understand other viewpoints than my own one
Tfw uncircumcised and you don't fap or shower for a few days, and you get an erection and the foreskin just naturally glides back by itself revealing the shiny lubricated tip of your cock.
Anyone else feel this feel?
>>38861570
My foreskin sticks to my glans so I don't know that feel ;_;
>>38861570
>foreskin glides back and shows yellow smegma ring with a lent like texture
>>38861570
damn
that cock thicc
Anon is this what human girls mean by "giving head?" Does it feel good? Am I good enough for you? I just want to take care of you Anon.
>>38861521
What the fuck get away from me you stupid mutt
ok, $20
>tfw no furry fox bj
feels bad man
Why do people hitchhike? It's asking to get kidnapped or killed
>implying I want to live
Not original
>>38861445
Its fun to do and I don't really care if I die because atleast it wasn't a normie death.
And I don't really have anywhere to be anyways so why not hitchhike
I would be more concerned with having to make conversation with a stranger who I am guaranteed to have nothing in common with.
Why don't you take things to the next level with that nice girl and raise her child, Billy? You'll need someone to take care of you when you get old.
>Find perfect girl
>She's SJW scum
>>38861293
But daaaaad she's just going to take my beta bux.
>>38861906
The most important thing life is having a legacy, Billy, and making sure that your genes pass on. When are you gonna make your mother and I grandparents, Billy?
This thread is for us chads. Fuck you beta virgins this is our board too whether you like it or not.
>be me
>6'2
>8/10 face
>above average penis
>just got back from the liquor store
>got a bitch from /soc/ coming over
>bitch from Tinder too
>Chad friends coming over too
>gonna be loud on my deck and blast rap music
lol I pity all u virgin losers, all it would take is is you to man up to get some bitches but your too weak willed to do it. Oh well, time to use up these roasties (1 is 18 and the other 16, legal here). Don't worry robots you can marry them when they're ready to settle down and quit getting rammed by bad boys like me.
So yea my fellow chads this is our thread no virgins allowed
>Inb4 le reeee meme
>>38861251
Cool, have funn
I wish I was half as cool as this post
>>38861463
Good joke LOL only tru frankenstain fans know this xDD
>be me
>wage slave
>want to build a gaming PC
>finally save money
>buy parts
>after long time build finally completes
>'can't wait to play games in 1080p'
>a week later
>PSU dies, Ram faulty
>HDD stops working
P-PC Master Race, am i right guis?
>>38861246
if you bought used parts i feel bad for you son i got 99 exclusives but my gpu ain't one.
>tfw fell for the pc meme
the only "games" PC has are early access survival games created by transgender indie devs
>>38861341
PC has a larger competitive community and most games are on PC