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How the fuck do people deal with living in this horrifying universe? I don't get it. I don't think its possible to be happy unless you're delusional.

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Sad songs to cry to please
It's a tough night.

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>I'm not a racist, I'm a race-realist

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Heya robots, I'm back again!
Are you looking for a friend?
Do you have problems and you don't know how to solve them?
Do you need someone to vent to?
If you answered yes to any of these, then I'm here for ya. I'll listen to any of your problems and I'll give you as much support as I can provide. I just want to help you all out.
For me, today is a new day, and for each new day there's new people I can try and help.
So come on into the thread!

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>meet female robot on omegle more than a year ago
>chat on facebook almost daily for months
>great conversations about random bullshit and how much we hate our lives
>she almost always messages me first
>as the months go on start losing interest in conversing for seemingly no reason
>I stop sending messages to her
>she still sends me messages but I give short and uninteresting responses that kill the conversation
>she eventually stops messaging me
>6 months pass and its my birthday
>"Happy Birthday anon, I hope you have a nice day :)"
Why am I such a piece of shit? I never deserved this fembots friendship. It's still been four months since my birthday so I've gone 10 months without saying anything. Should I reach out to her? I feel like a shitty person because there really was no good reason for me to cut contact but I did.

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you know, if 8ch's /r9k/ werent so dead and empty, id be posting there

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>tfw kikes and niggers literally ruined your life
>tfw could have married my oneitis and do my part in saving the white race by starting a family
>tfw all this was stolen from me due to kike media brainwashing her into marrying some worthless nigger
>tfw he has a job as an IT branch manager that he probably only got because of his race

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I am alone. I am miserable. All I wanna do is help people like me. I wanna hold you and kiss your scars and say, "I swear it'll be okay." Not today, but one day..... one day you will wake up and smile for no damn reason but today, we can cry.

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Fug, this should be illegal. I've jacked off to only this panel so many times. Something about it just does it for me.

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>parking car after getting off work
>a lesser chad is getting into his
>hes one of those semi-chads who flcok around the alpha chad for handouts/left overs
>he looks mean but we've talked in the laundry room once and he seems chill
>"Sup anon, what happened to your wheels?"
>Got in a car accident and had to get a rental
>try and make an attempt at humor
>'Oh I left it at your mom's house'
>He looks two seconds from beating the shit out of me, without even looking angry
>"your tires... they look a little over inflated anon..."
>laugh nervously and flee to my apartment
>when he's gone I go back out and move my car to the otherside of the parking lot near a gas station with cameras
>probably going to have my tires slashed anyways

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Work at a hotel. A guest comes in right as I'm getting a phone call. Ask the guest to wait a second while I take the call. Pick it up and it's a customer I remember by voice, he's stayed here a few times and he's always a dick and causes problems. He asks if we have any rooms and I tell him no because I don't feel like dealing with him (we have 6 rooms available). Hang up and the other guy tells me nevermind, he was just about to ask if we had any rooms available. Tell him sorry but good luck elsewhere. Lost my hotel like 400 dollars because I didn't want to spend 5 minutes checking in a guy and filling out his reservation.

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Vomit stories thread

>be 13
>hyped to go swimming with friends
>drink berry smoothie because I don't want a heavy meal, heard you get cramps or someshit if you eat too much
>get in pool, having fun, swimming around splashing each other
>suddenly feel weight of water on stomach is really heavy, I don't like this
>uncontrollable heavy vomiting of bright red smoothie and bile into pool
>it fucking spreads like there's been a shark attack or some shit
>everyone screaming evacuates the pool
>medic thinks I'm dying or someshit, finally make it out of the pool and explain the smoothie
>pool closed for the day, friends were annoyed by not getting to use pool but also found it hilarious so surprisingly didn't care too much

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I almost just fell for the dick sucking meme

>make craigslist add saying curious first timer looking for big
>finally find a decent younger guy with 7 incher
>say fug it and tell him meet at this corner
>he does
>we drive to a school playground while i ask if its also his first time (it is)
>find a hidden place
>he takes it out and starts jerking it, its dark cant really see shit im on my knees havent touched it
>hes not getting hard i comment "can you get hard?"
>uncertainty flooding in
>eventually i say "maybe because this isnt nature"
>hes still trying then I say "maybe its better left a phantasy, we tried"
>drive back to the corner and leave

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Her name is YIKES! I have to murder her soon. My roommate left with no notice, I got 2 100 dollar rent increases in 6 months (no renovation or improvements) They're moving real slow on the eviction process but the clock is ticking-the person who said he'd take her-in fact promised me-is getting cold feet because gf. She's 6 years old and a housecat or else Id try to put her someplace and feed her-like live feral for 2 to 3 months uuntil I got a place but she would never make it. I just made up my mind that I won't subject her to 48 hours in a noisy hell just to die alone. I'm gonna overdose her when I am sure there is no hope and be with her. She'll know somethings wrong but at least I can be there. This really sucks. I don't have anyone else so...RIP YIKES! The Kitty.

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How tall are you, Anons?
How old were you when you stopped growing?

>tfw 6'6 and still growing