[Answer by Successus]: "Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking."
http://archive.is/yKOAU
>(House of Caecilius Iucundus); 4091: Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.
Basically we're fucked, a story as old as time boys
>Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
Little did they know, the ride never ends.
>>38865080
The ride ends when we give up
Are bratty princess type girls desirable?
>>38864950
Not really.
It's pretty much a 24/7 shittest
brappy bratty princess a best
>>38864950
Reminds me of the Pretty Princess Points meme.
>Welcome to GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING PODCAST. They spread their legs, now they're spreading the word that women should be able to have sex with WHOEVER they want WHENEVER they want and not be ashamed or called sluts or whores.
>Welcome to a new revolution
>Each week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (together known as the comedy duo Sorry About Last Night) interview a gentleman they slept with. Some they made love to, some they had sex with a few times and some they fucked in a hotel bathroom...er, what? Corinne & Krystyna want to make the world a more sex-positive place...one candid story of intercourse at a time.
Wow. Really made me think.
"Shitposts I made"
Can I be famous too?
Would you have sex with one of these empowered womyn, /r9k/?
Would you go on their podcast afterwards to discuss your experience and what you learned from it?
Just wait till the end of it all, nothing you say can sway their brainwashing.
>tfw even ugly girls wont date you
what are you even supposed to do at this point??
any uggo fembots wanna hmu?
>>38864897
Your problem is that you're looking at ugly girls as a last resort. The secret is that you have to make it look like you actually find her attractive.
>>38864917
ok but what if i have a thing for ugly girls?
>>38864897
post pics and I'll tell you what you're doing wrong looks wise. can edit out eyes if you want or something
Hey lads, what's your opinion on girls with severe social disorders? I don't mean "sometimes I feel awkward lol," but adult women who, while they have a normal female body and not an aspie face or anything, have zero social contacts outside their family and are essentially taken care of?
She's not a drooling tard or anything, she can speak and converse normallyand is good in bed. However, even though she has life skills and is arguably more self-sufficient than you, she still lives with her family like a child because she doesn't want to or understand how to perform basic social functions like going to the store.
She's built her own home innawoods (very professional quality) andwants to live with me in it. She's everything I dream of, and on the rare occasion I'm with another girl I get upset she's not more like my autismo chick. If I was with her, she'd need me constantly around for any interaction and to take care of modern paperwork things like insurance and whatnot.
I don't really know what I'm doing with this thread (and also I'm fairly drunk as well).
Depends, is she a brapcow?
>>38864905
please leave my thread, originally so if possible.
>>38864877
>social retard
>good in bed
It's not possible
2016>2012>2013>2015>2010>2011>2014
in my opinion. original
>>38864843
2010>2012>2013>2014>2015>2011>>>>>>>>>>>2016>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2017
These last two years have been complete bullshit.
>>38864843
2015>>>>>>2014>>>>>>>>>2012>2013>2011>2010>2017>2016
This is an orig comment?
>>38864843
2010-2012 were the best years and 2015 kind of was because I close to being Tyrone-tier.
Everything other year is where things went downhill and the hole keeps getting deeper. But I guess 2017 won't end too bad..maybe.
ITT: we post obscure feels and really fucked up shit we want
>tfw you will never be a dog in an upper middle class family
>tfw you will never be able to manipulate the universe and space and time so you can duplicate yourself into a cute girl, then go back in time to your unaware present self and date myself, and pull all of my own heart strings so i can have somebody that understands me and is nice to me and gives me the love i desperately need so i dont keep going off of the deep end.
>you will never know what its like to be in the mind of a normal healthy person
>>38864822
>tfw you will never be a dog in an upper middle class family
That sounds better than being a rich Chad
>tfw will never go into the depths of the ocean and observe all the sea creatures down there.
>tfw will never be up close to a bizarre deep sea monster
Dogs are have no freedom. Would rather be a cat who has more independance.
Dog
>Have to wait to go on a walk and get exercise
>Have to obey commands from retard owners
>Have to hold piss/shit for hours till owners realise you need to go outside
>Get treated like a special needs kid and get patronising "GOOOOD BOY!!" comments every time you sit or lie down
>Stuck in house with idiot humans for most of the day
Cat
>Realises their owners are fucking morons
>Meow endlessly to get what they want
>Can use litter tray if can't go outside
>Don't have to obey commands like some slave dog
>Sleep most of the day in comfy spots
>Go exploring outside and come home when you feel like it
>Get attention from humans when you want
Hello, is anyone interested in becoming osu pals? Find osu pals in this thread
>>38864814
OSU pals? I go to OSU. One of them, anyways.
im 1236pp, add me ginsengtea
I'm really bad at OSU but i really want to play it
How do i git gud?
I crave this so much. How can you just go on living knowing you'll die a virgin?
>>38864812
I bet I crave it more than you do OP. Pent up nofap energy as a KHV is making me legitimately go insane. I want to die very much.
>>38864842
I'm a KHV too. It is driving me crazy. Now I know why people do bad things to innocent people.
>>38864900
You should try to not masterbate for a week and see what happens.
How has life been treating you anon?
I've been doing mediocre (on the low side) my gf is talking to me less and less and she is always busy when I contact her. I'm probably gonna die to my own hands by the age of 25
hi anzu
i'm ok today but my to-do list has been static for a few days (five) and i'm feeling the pressure of not having any of my work-at-home money so tomorrow, it's the weekend, i've gotta get off my butt and sit down at my desk and really work, or i'll be broke for another week
self-discipline is hard
I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH
I PUNCH AND SLAP MYSELF DAILY FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY DO CALCULUS
I'M A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE
>>38864880
maybe you should have gotten an easier degree like history that just requires knowledge retention and not a maths degree. it's not like you have to go live with your parents in guangzhou, so why study calculus?
you could have a comfy job as a museum curator
It's true robots. Life really is worth living if you get regular pussy. It doesn't matter if you're poor or rich, you have pussy and that keeps you going.
>>38864697
Not true, I was in a relationship having consistent sex for ages and after a while it got really boring and I wanted more from life
>>38864714
You're probably a degenerate faggot then.
It's a pretty famous quote by a miltary guy, something along the lines of "Give a man a fresh, willing pussy, and he'll give you the world."
My sister is fucking dad right now holy shit this is so fucking hot
>>38864694
Record audio faggot I wanna hear too
My sisters died before I could hear them get raped
>>38864694
"extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" - some white dude
>posting on 4chan about it and not furiously beating your meat
i thought this was america
>Accidentally googled "PTHC"
I'm so fucking anxious right now. Am I going to jail?
>>38864677
pre teen hardcore? what do you mean by this
>google it
...Don't show me this kind of thing ever again.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percutaneous_transhepatic_cholangiography
Well, I've been going out with my 1st gf ever for about a year. The relationship was great till I started reading redpill bs and 4chan threads.
So I started believing my gf was a roastie meme. For the last 3 months I started fucking like she was a whore, real rough and demeaning her, spanking her and calling her my little slut. Obviously she liked it the 1st few times. It was something different then what we always did. I interpretate this as 'its true she is a roastie whore'. Keep fuckinhg like this.
We had a huge argument about I how thouht she disrespected me about something dumb. She is destroys me in the agrument using logic and common sense. I say she is just playing victim. Argument lwads to her telling me that i have made her feel unloved, used and like a piece of shit during sex, which has lead to her to hating me. She wants nothing to do with me...
Thanks 4chan, thanks internet. Thanks anons. Plz kill urselves
>tfw you fall for jewish tricks
your fault for being such a autist you fucking retard, only a pussy blames the fucking internet and 4chan for their own stupidity
>>38864652
Problem is that i) it's out of your character - incongruent with past actions. ii) it's just not her cup of tea. iii) blaming other people for the fallout for your relationship. iv) if it ain't broke, don't fix it - you tried to fix an already 'good' relationship, should have just warned her first. v) kys
suckle on mommys milky udders
>>38864645
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so delicious, come suck on mom's titties
I hate dumbass "hey anon, *something*" threads but those nipples are fairly attractive. I do indeed want to suck on them.
But, I must sleep. Fuck your thread.
>>38864908
Post suckable nips like in the op and don't bloxpost, faggot