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>>38867433
Literally disgusting.
I'm glad i'm circumcised.

>>38867433
yum. sauce?

>>38867433
How do circumcised people even jerk off?

bad. caved in and ate some chocolate today but i'm down from 111 kg to 105 kg

i gained 20 pounds during july hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahbaihawdhiasbnfifeojnfsnjoojn

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I'll never lose weight unless I stop the alcoholism. Alcohol has too many calories and it destroy my will to exercise.

losing weight is a long and hard process
not worth it unless you really enjoy doing it

>>38867336
I hate my genes so much. Literal skeleton for most of my life and still pretty damn skinny. Worked my ass off to try and put weight on, spent I don't even know how much money on meats and protein powders, even those really expensive EAS ones. Was taking toilet clogging shits every morning. Two years of exercise and lifting and it only brought my 0-fat weight up to 145 lbs. Only gained tiny, barely noticeable definition and my arms refused to grow. Fuck this curse of a body.

>that vegeta haircut

>>38867297
isnt this chick like 40 GOD thats FUCKING hot

Op here. Yeah she's like 50 years old

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I wish all girls looked like variations of this.

>>38867289
You eat whole foods?
I can only afford to eat half foods...

Tell us more about the supplements, please. Will I benefit from taking them, and how?

>>eat whole foods plant based diet
You have trancended from being retarded to being pants-on-head retarded

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>>38867287
I have same shoes anon

>>38867287
shoes too

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>>38867323
I don't wear these ones that often.
I actually just got a new pair of shoes yesterday.
Just wearing these ones because I don't want to get my other pairs dirty at work.

>>38867271
If we are here then the chances of leaving are slim.

If you're 18-22 you literally have all the time in the world to get fit and make friends. The trick is that it's not just going to magically happen. You need to put in the effort if you want your life to not be shit, and sadly ~70% of robots are just too lazy to put in the effort. The other 30% probably have legitimate baggage or disabilities, but at least 70% are just lazy fucks.

>>38867271
Yes. But only about 10% are truly robots. The other 90% are temporarily embarrassed normies

>>38867184
>live in upstate my
>6 months out of the year is freezing cold and can't even look outside
>6 hours from NYC
>5 hours from buffalo
>true hell

>>38867184
>Be me
>metro Atlanta
>most fun thing to do here is go to target or Chuck E. Cheese
>Soccer mom paradise
At least I'm Augusta you can go to the beach.

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>All these niggers complaining

Bitches, I live in Barstow CA, just fuck my shit up

>>38867172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ
i miss my buddy,life is too cruel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3hP2GaCHfU
comfy

https://soundcloud.com/arufacentauri/only-you
https://soundcloud.com/discandy/thigh-highs
https://soundcloud.com/matsuramatsura/chase

good thread now please exit this board

>>38867146
He looks like he knows how to throw a mean fuck

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Counter ideal bf. Thoughts?

>>38867140
you could bash your front lobe with an alluminium baseball bat i heard that could help

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>>38867140
>Are there any legal or illegal drugs that makes it easier for unlikable autists to think that they're liked by others?

>>38867140
Amphetamines give me confidence. Get a prescription for Adderall or any ADHD medicine. They make you hyped, productive, and confident. The comedown sucks, but you can't have it all.

Travel some where far. Jump into sea. Can't swim.

>>38867086
Attend funeral, wanting to say "Fuck you mom" but at the same time realising all the normalfags, i.e. "family", will not understand all the harm she has mentally caused you so instead you hide your anger/power level by making a fist, saying nothing, leaving the church and cutting all contact with them exept for those who are in need of help.

My mom is already dead, 4 years now

>>38867063
The dude raped and killed an 8-year-old girl. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>38867063
>people in third world village behaving like niggers they always were
kys

Damn. Looks like he died from the tongue lashings.

>>38866990
Because you're not alone.

You don't, you just try to trick yourself into thinking it's better this way.

>>38866990
Would you rather be some lobotomized norman?

>>38866978
Are you on crack?? Otherwise you are lying

>>38867064
>he isn't bipolar/paranoid/addicted/etc
You can stay awake for like a weed or two before your brain forces you to get micro amounts of sleep. You'll go into rem whilst still awake at that point.

>>38867117
Yeah brain damage is fun