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>he unironically watches sissy caption interracial cuck porn obviously made by some old fart aimed at other old farts with low self-esteem and feelings of race inferiority

i can't believe my life has come to this

>>38869061
Yeah you suck but as long as you're not one of the little shits who spam /gif/ with it then it's not as bad

I want to slit the throat of every fucking faggot who posts that shit there in every single goddamn thread

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>>38869081
i don't even visit gif but you're right. i'm a fucking loser who deserves to be shot

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>>38869016
You know what, I don't think they ever have
>"I'll be there soon anon"
>"won't be long"
>never showed up
>neither did anyone else for my birthday

I was once saved the public humiliation of being turned down when I proposed to my at the time gf. She accepted in public, but in private said she wasn't sure and "would let me know".

She did eventually, and it all worked out

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yeah.

girls only ignore/forget about ugly beta retards like u lol

You're in big time trouble.

>>38869035
Pls no bully, I'm an alleged autist now

Was hoping for some stories from you guys

>>38869007
You're officially subhuman congrats and first on my list

I've had a license since I was 16. I'm a pretty terrible driver, I get really aggressive and tailget people and cut them off and shit. I have to drive every day since I live in a shitty suburb. The exam was easy as fuck, passed on the first try. I don't know anyone who actually had to take it more than once. I've never been in a serious accident, just a few fender benders.

>>38868915
Driving since 16 (6 years ago), took my test three times

I've only been in one accident and it was the other ladies fault entirely but I was stupid and admitted to having headphones in at the time
Tons of close-calls but its to be expected

Fuck my car though, the head gasket blew and now it melts on the highway

>>38868915
If you are 20+ without a driving license you fucked up.

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>Apu's and Wojack
You're annoying for making these threads and sorry won't help. die

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>>38868953
Thank you thank you friend

>>38868912
I have anxiety disorder which causes my OCD.Are you currently taking any meds?

Why does their penis touch the ground ?

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i used to
now i've got a closet full of kits i've no intention of ever building

>modelkit arrives
>don't put it together because once I'm done I have nothing fun like it to look forward to

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I don't think I'll ever be able to recover.

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who /highschooldropout/ here?

>tfw 20 and been a neet for 5 years

If anyone is interested I just had one of the worst days of my NEET life so far today. If you want I can write the story here

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>>38868828
do not molest the vocaloids

>>38868828
who? me?
orioriori

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>>38868845
Look how much Miku loves it

Fucking gay ass thread this is

i find their emotional displays abhorrent and disgusting, i honestly wish i could beat women because most of them deserve it.

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>>38868825

they dont find you or I interesting though anon.

T Pain. Deep lyrics, and he's obviously been hurt before.

Tyler the Creator is about as robot as possible

Akon is pretty good. Check him out.

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>>38868799
Nope

>5'8 185lbs

I can make you my bitch boi if I wanted

>>38868799
Eat lentils, rice, black beans, bananas, apples, kale, broccoli, spinach, big glasses of almond milk, 7 or 8 roasted or boiled potatoes at a time. Multiple times a day, and of course LIFT WEIGHTS bitch

>>38868799
that was me 2 months ago. im now 139 lbs.
MAKE SHAKES FAGGOT
DRINK your calories.
>2 bananas
>3 scoops of peanut butter
>some yogurt
>4 cups of milk
>BLEND that SHIT
BOOM
thats 800-1000 calories with a shit ton of protein

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>>38868797

you're a faggot bitch

I had similar scenario and vibes with a cute girl

>tell her my feelings
>"I'm flattered"

rip

>>38868797
You had a glorified image of her in your head and the actual girl turned out to be a shitty version of that.

>>38868797
TeII her that you love her!!

Video games too.
>jewtendo going as far as to nuke fan made freeware games
>bloatware to the point that you need more ram than system space to use current year's software
I'm not that old either; only twenty eight and didn't grow up online either, but I see it get worse in every way.

>singleplayer campaign requires internet connection to keep track of progression trophies

please take me to another timeline

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>>38869032
>>would you like to BUY THIS NEW OUTFIT FOR YOUR CHARACTER WITH ACTUAL MONEY

>>38868748
was that a penis why though you never ever get sexual pleasure again

>>38868748
there's a part 1 to this, right? it looks like his dick was cut off as well. please post it

The audio to that is so strange, why is he apologising? why does he sound so inexperienced? why is it happening if its hurting him?
Shit doesn't add up

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>>38868596

no his based as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK6foE4DxOk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BY6WUT_0jk&t=52s

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Kaiba is literally what /r9k/ wants to be

he's supposed to have green hair