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Hey you've seen it once you've seen it a thousand times

Besides death note, 1998 berserk and fate/zero havent watched a single that wouldnt make me cringe

>>39599713
Anime is more varied than most live action.

>>39599599
Nobody in the mood to confess?

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>>39599599
I was always a social outcast because autism. All you fuckers don't know what it's like to actually have autism. It sucks man

I dropped out of highschool my freshman year and started online schooling. I thought it would be cool cause I would have more freetime for vidya. But eventually the isolation started to fuck with me and I turned into a lonely hermit. I'm in college now and live in a dorm, so I'm slowly making my way back into society.

>>39599562
Holy shit yes please anon

>>39599562
why would you want to live in Auckland? last time I was there it was nothing but chinks and poos

>>39600888
Nice trips. Which part of Auckland are you from?

This is a manufactured controversy that just gets dumber and dumber with every thread.

>There's no point in trying if you're under 6'0
lol

>watching shitty dating show on TV with family
>man and woman meet for the first time
>hes only a few inches taller then her
>sister says "She would be taller than him if she was wearing heels, how embarrassing."
>Mum and other sister both laugh and the 3 of them start talking about how they would never date a man who wasn't at least 6 inches taller than them
>Sister literally says "men under 6 foot shouldn't even bother"
Seriously what is wrong with them

>>39599674
I assume youre 6'2+

>>39599543
Baptized as a catholic, did the whole church/private school thing for 8 years of my life. I haven't gone to church since nor has religion really played a role in any of my decision making process, rather my own moral compass.

>>39599543
>converting to Judaism
Unless you're marrying a Jew, you can't just join the faith. Jews are very insular.

>>39599647
Jews are racist. They need to open their borders and enrich themselves.

Any advice from other writers on /r9k/?

>>39599510
>>I Can't Believe My New Roommate Is a Trap and Wants My Dick Bad!?!
>
>This is the title of the book I'm working on. Still looking for a publisher.
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39599510
Try a swedish publisher, they love that shit.

>>39599506
"Oh, I see you lack proper taste in men then."

>>39599506
reee fuck off female let me watch anime

>>39599506
>im so excited to see you!
>we haven't seen each other since high school
>I always had a huge crush on you but was too shy to tell you
>tfw you are a teacher

Please, no, don't do this to me.

>>39599468
>I';m 30 and my life sucks but use my story to better your own life and fuel your life for change. You don't want to end up like me.....

I thought for a long time that what I wanted in life was to achieve something very high in this field and to never give up. I did just that and I stopped hanging out with people and ended up focusing on studying and learning either at work or at home. Eventually things went south and I was being promoted and had to train other people and teach them my skills, that's kind of where I learned that other people who work with me don't really know shit and they don't put in the amount of effort as me. I stopped studying since I was always alone and always studying or working on something from work, I completely gave up on studying for certifications 3 months ago and have spent every day playing video games. Truth be told, I have no friends and this work/life is really painful on the mind since you can be really good at what you do and one day you figure out that other people actually socialize outside of work and you're the guy who never gets invited anywhere.

These days, I want to start studying again and end up getting promoted in the next few months, but for what reason? To climb the ladder again, and to make more than 150k and join the solutions/architect team?

For what reason? I'm single and alone, the other guys are married and spend their time working or sitting at home with their wife

I have nothing anymore, except this career and I used to be so busy and happy I didn't care about being alone. But now, I can only see myself being alone and miserable at this job forever\


Same thing here man, same shit different day

>Social anxiety also getting worse

>>39599468

>I sit around waiting for people to invite me in their lives

Sometimes you have to treat social interactions like date rape; if they don't let you in willingly, force your way in.

ask yourself
>what do I want to do
then try to do that.
want friends? go out of your way to talk to coworkers and others and try to get them to hang out post post/on weekends

>>39599450
Nah, I've done worse and survived up to this point. I snuck alcohol at a family christmas party or something and apparently went out to sleep in the front yard.

>>39599450
no but you should move out

>>39599523
>>39599540
You guys are probably right, I'm just kinda freaking out because I have no idea what I told my parents
And right now it's impossible for me to move out, sadly

>>39599445
My GF makes me lie on the shower floor while we wash after working out together.

She stands on me and tries to guide the water from the dirtiest parts of her towards my face.

Dont give up anon, theres kinky freaks out there. Somewhere.

>>39599622
that's super hot! I hope I can find a chick who's okay with my weird fetishes

did your gf ever make you smell her ass?

>>39599445
Wearing those all day probably won't stink 1/4 as much as closed shoes.

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>>39599431
>GamerGirl
>400k views

>>39599455
>>GamerGirl
>>400k views
there are a lot of pedos out there who rewatch vids, bro.

>>39599431
It doesn't work any more senpai, you're about 8 years too late

>>39599374
to have sex with your mom hehe ;3

>>39599374
Drink till I die

study for maths and masturbating to horny old men ass raping some innocent frail japanese girl. also larp as a female on runescape for free sheckles.

>>39599353
>tfw started dry
>tried lotion before and it felt like a sad wet noodle
>cannot do it any other way but dry and stay aroused
h e l p

>>39599353
>dry masturbating. I know I'm destroying my dick
American feels

>>39599353
>You'll never have a girlfriend that licks the lip of your dick while fucking your ass with an object
Feels bad man

>>39599318
Fuck. I was waiting for someone to reply in there. I went to do something really quickly and the thread was gone.

>>39599334
Okay part two coming up...fuck reading this is hard..it was abs yeserday too

>>39599334
Part 2
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nj5WicxoHq

STEP 2 - START SAVING MONEY

Basic income budget rule is 70/20/10

70% of your money goes to rent, food, clothing, your essentials.
20% goes to short term savings, like buying a multi core box with 32G+ ram for compiling programs (we'll get to this later)
10% goes to long term savings, like hookers in Thailand, emergency savings if you're ever laid off, I dunno.

To accomplish this I simply log into online banking after I'm paid and just move 30% of the money out of my account to savings like clockwork to prevent me blowing it on bullshit and impulse garbage.

STEP 3 - GET A CREDIT CARD BUT NEVER GO INTO DEBT

Use this card for everything like groceries, gas whatever. Always, ALWAYS pay off the entire amount at the end of the month. This builds your credit to god like levels. You will need this later when you launch your own startup and need funding.

>>39599265
>STEP 1 - GET A FUCKING JOB
dumb sissy white boi