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have you ever seen the porn how to break your man? the domme is edging her slave hubby for ages, bringing him to close then denying. then she puts him in bondage like hogtied almost and starts lovingly but humiliatingly pegging him while also edging him, making him say how he loves when she fucks him with her big cock. he gets angry and cries and she comforts him while also continuing what she is doing

>>38872303
If you actually do it irl, you deserve to be attacked
I sincerely hope some muzzie throws acid on your face

tfw

Have you tried making one of us buy you stuff yet?

literally how. I wanna see some pics op.

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>>38872246
what?
origigirigolo

>>38872261
>>38872273
when i have a boner my dick is a pencil dick, when i have no boner my dick is thick

the therapist game some shitty pills and i cant speak english anymore kek

they are fucking my brain cells

ride the pillow in bed
i have a special pillow for that
i watch hentai or some videos that i have saved because normally porn doesnt do anything for me
normally just rub

thats it
i do it 2 times a day or 1

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>what's your favorite fantasy/porn site/erotica
exhentai
can't get off unless i'm chatting with someone
>how often do you do it
3-4 times a day

>>38872284
Pillow humping is the Patrician way of getting off. Really like that too.
I rarely go for any porn lately either, mostly fantasies or reading stuff.
Probably do it four times a day normally I guess.

Ooga bobabooga

>>38872218
not really, the retards that spout that shit are a very very small minority with loud voices

No, because I'm not a retard. You literally only see that shit on social media.

Hoteps have been a meme since forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RszOkTkxixk

Take the general normal distribution, now bump every value for normal, retard and genius two standard deviations right. Normal would be 120-130, retard at 85-100 and intelligent at 140+.

>>38872233
The site had an actual graph but I'm skeptical about it. It said that:
140+ are gifted
130-140 are extremely intelligent
120-130 are intelligent
and under those are just tards

>>38872185
That was considered "gifted" in my school and you got put into a special program.

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all about the

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You're sex fantasies != reality

lol what is with the dick-by-face photos??

>>38872062
are you a robot or just a shy normie?

Hi I'm Brick, my great uncle, Thomas Andrews, designed the Titanic. To which everyone immediately replies "Well didn't it sink? Guess he wasn't that smart."

Smart enough to design a big fucking boat that revolutionized the cruise industry dickhead...

>im anon, i like to write
>oooh, you write, what do you write?
>oh haha, i write novels
>have you ever tried to publish
>not really, i might in the future
>so we have a novelist here, class. Hehe, who is the next one?

I have it memorized.

>not talking to them a lot beforehand so it isn't awkward

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>>38871983
hello there. how are u?

what is your opinion on the migrant crisis in germany?

>>38871896
>Fall in love with Guts
>Forge powerful, unquestioning brotherhood with Guys through combat
>Subsequently tell Guts he is low-tier trash that can't even rise to the level of being a friend
>Disillusioned Guts GTFO's
>Sex up a rich white girl to drown his sorrows
>Get caught

Def did some shit wrong OP

>>38871896
He actually did wrong things but in reality he didn't have control over his actions. Because MEMESALITY

>>38871896

depends on the perspective...im pretty sure id do the same as he did

How much did he pay you?

>>38871939
Why? Looking to get you're dick sucked? I do it for free now.

>>38871889
How much was it? If its enough money just think of it as an early employment experience

then you aren't creative then

>>38872194
You can be creative and just a lazy piece of shit

>>38872223
Nah if you were truly creative you would've found away around it already.

"Ideas guy" != creative

why did you get a gf then? why not get a girl off here who wants to fuck guys with dicks mate?

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Now hold on OP. Post that cute little shit hole and maybe we can work something out.

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>>38871832
another race bait thread this place is turning into /b/

Going back to my 15th yr and dont puff that joint...

>>38871790
I'd sell it for $12b then go buy a private island.

go to the viking age and stay there

no some of us are here

the thing is normies come here who are "different" and that "being a robot is a state of mind" and claim other such trivial problems in their lives.

they also come here to feel superior to us

>>38871901
>inb4 reddit spacing

>>38871776
Where is this thread?

I want to see it.

>Am I the only virgin on this board who wants to get laid?

I guess when you make it to 29 and you're still a virgin, you do wonder from time to time if you have a well functioning libido. I jerked off a lot when I was younger, so I guess so.

>>38871770
He's too attractive, brave, and intelligent to be our guy.

>>38871770
>post your child all over the net/tv
>expect him not to lash out for this blatant invasion of his privacy

>>38871770
would u his mom?