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yes, like you OP, you stupid frogposter

frogposters need to LEAVE.

go back to your /pol/ hovel

>>38872990
>>38873037
>>38873072
>Summerfags: The Thread
Off my board fuckers.

>>38872855

Tell her your ass is covered in shit

>>38872855
>"what are you doing later?"

very original comment

>>38872855
>>"Dinner at my place tonight"

I would like your mouth on my rock hard cock instead of this image board, but we can't always get what we want...

or maybe we can

*Glomps ur brain*

Open wide, BIOTCH!!! XD

>>38872910
retard

>>38872812
don't get a wolf tattoo, they always look like shit. To answer your question tho I don't have any tattoos I regret but I only have 2 small scratchers I got from friends.

>>38872910
This has to be a copypasta, someone please tell me this is a fucking copypasta.

>>38872782
>having a facebook
fuck off normalfag

Just tell him pepe is an alt-right symbol for trump supporters.

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Hey, someone's gotta get the Facebook shit, it's a goldmine apparently.

>>38872723
It's not even propaganda it's just the new in fetish. Theres so many threads because everyone is fapping to it.

autists see the funny responses when /pol/ is trolled by IDF/antifa/Hillary/John Bettendorf, so they think it will be funny to spam their own board

>>38872723
It's the new cool thing to do on 4chan.
People ACTUALLY take time to repeatedly make these bait threads because they actually get replies and they get the satisfaction of posting bait and getting everyone arguing.
It's fucking pathetic really.
These threads aren't made with seriousness in mind, they're pure bait and serve no purpose but to piss people off.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME SAD FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i want to hug a tall asian boi

>>38872688
pretty frickin good mate

but like all things like this, it's better to have not experienced it and then get used to it, then to have it suddenly go away and not happen for like what 4 years...

basically, wizard status aint no joke

>>38872596
im /dicklet/ but I'd fuck you, honestly I'd love a blackbot bf to cuddle with etc.

>>38872620
>im /dicklet/
chances are your just over exaggerating desu

>>38872596
bro you're mentally ill. Homosexuality was classified as a mental illness in the 90s until they changed it because "tolerance"

You need to find help, feeding your illness will just leave you AIDS ridden and suicidal.

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>>38872560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UpZnSjMko4

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>>38872594
>>38872560
C- original -c-cute!

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depends what mood i'm in. if i'm browsing casually i'll usually have some anime stuff on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKxyLmbOc0Q if i'm shitposting then something a bit more heavy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhrdoNvYJE

if i'm in a bad mood then i'll have something darker on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PUsih-V9P4

>>38872476
>>38872476
Stand up and go home
To wank to trap porn

I don't think I can take anyone who regularly and unironically watches John Oliver or Stephen Colbert seriously

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>>38872476
The iPhone on the table is the icing on the cake.

Just be confident bro and you will girl sooner or later.

go for trannies
they have lower standards and try to overcompensate femininity
any genuine affection that they have been missing will be like crack to them
also consider offering them crack

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>>38872420
maybe if you stop posting frogs you'll have a better chance at getting what you "deserve"

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>can't get rid of all of these stupid frogposters

pay for the tinderboost, women don't want no broke scrubs

i got a like 2 min later a message: "hi, want to get fucked see me live at *some url*"

>>38872382
>ya'll
>this is a college student

>>38872382
the majority of people in post secondary waste their money on useless degrees
are you one of those people, op?

>>38872382
no.
And my sleep is all messed up

>>38872380
I want to know about that too.
Any successful robot here?

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unbIock your anus chakra

>>38872380
make lots of money. don't worry about any of the other shit people talk about, that's just icing on the cake.

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>>38872368
I've never filled out a job application which asked for hobbies and interests.
Which sucks because I actually have hobbies and interests outside of shitposting. Got a wagecuck job anyways though, so it's all good.

No job application has ever asked for my hobbies and interests, either. That's usually something the interviewer asks when they're chewing the fat.

If it requires that you list something, just write something somewhat hobbyish but nevertheless professional like programming or computer hardware and software repair. Even if you don't know jack about either one, just tell them that those are things you're looking at doing or just got into.

>>38872368
The best is yet to come anon.

During interview

>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

lel

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>>38872366
>implying the scientific data from 40 years ago is more actuate then the technology we have today

It takes all kinds

>>38872366
hehe solid b8 haha

>>38872366
We are still technically in an ice age
Prove that global warming is false