>met another female cashier I thought was beautiful
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>stopped answering a grill to whom i was a backup plan
feelsgoodman.asm
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>>38874814
So you stopped talking to every female you're not related to? Bold strategy.
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>>38875310
I don't owe her or any other grill anything. They just keep me down.
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If you had a time machine, what would u do? would u go back in time to fix something?
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>>38874711
What's with the askleddit tier questions?
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>>38874711
idk I feel empty ... nothing to do with askleddit
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I'd go back about 3 years so that I could be a trap a little while longer :(
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I am hard-pressed to find tatoos attractive on literally anybody.
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>>38874707
cool, thanks for sharing :) Ill let the next girl with tattoos I see know
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Ugh, don't remind me. I hate all these people with dumb tattoos.
>bible quotes
>roses
>dragons
>spiders
>skulls
>gangs
>stupid phrases like "Believe <3" or "Only the strongest survive"
>hearts
And yes, OP, I also have yet to see a tattoo look good on a woman. They look like shit.
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>>38874707
I dated a girl with a tattoo, it wasn't that bad
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>Decide to browse /tv/.
>Get accused of browsing reddit by what I'm assuming to be actual redditers trying to fit in all because I posted a thread about GoT.
>Have never browsed reddit in my life.
>Get this.
Holy shit the mods are fucking garbage. Shit like this is now apparently a banable offense? We minus well become reddit while we're at it.
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Fuck off originalley reddit
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>>38874624
pwned bitch
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>>38874624
>We minus well
Go back to r*ddit
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How do people have "fun"?
I tried watching "fun movies" and my perspective on the human species just turned even more bleak.
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have you tried walking on your hands
that's pretty fun
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>>38874610
Different things for different people. I like to go shooting or ride my bike really fast down mountains but by far my favorite thing to do is masturbate while wearing women's clothing.
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>>38874649
Riding a bicycle fast gives me a rush, presumably from adrenaline and endorphines, but I'm still depressed.
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What does cum taste and smell like?
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it smells like caterpillar puree and tastes about the same except with a hint of rhododendron oil
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>taste
Cant help you
>smell
Er... like watery mucus when fresh and musty piss when stale
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>>38874599
It genuinely depends on the person.
It tastes better if you are in love.
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>born just in time to see humanity obliterate itself in a nuclear showdown
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We aren't going to have nuclear war in our life times
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>born just in time to live through it
Being obliterated isn't so bad. What comes after will make Sudan look like Atlantis. The US govt literally has bulldozers ready to move to bury the dead in mass graves. The Postal trucks (the little cute ones) will be hearses. Everything that made life worth living will be gone, and then you'll starve to death.
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>tfw born just in time for the Rapture
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>6 months ago
>parents keep bitching at me to get a job
>always ignore it
>one day I wake up, filled with purpose
>Apply to just about everywhere
>get a job offer doing manual labor for $15 per hour
>it's tough, but I start to get used to it
>making bank
>buy all kinds of shit
>run out of stuff to buy 4 months later
>I no longer see a point to working this shitty job
>want to quit, go to college, and get a job that doesn't have me sweating my ass off
>parents are super against the idea, and now they want me to work, and go to college at the same time
Holy fucking shit. Is anything good enough for normalfags? 6 months ago I was a complete shut-in. Now I have everything I need, savings, and want to advance in my career by going to college, but it's not good enough. I have to work my ass off, and study.
>inb4 some faggot goes "I worked while I was in college, you're just lazy.", I don't care, I can barely handle a full-time job
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Taking 1 online class a semester while working is slow but doable and worthwhile
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It's for your own good, Champ. When I was your age, I got my first job by walking into the interview in the middle of the worst snowstorm in state history. They were so impressed they hired me right on the spot.
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>>38874490
>tfw I get paid $9 an hour to do manual labor
Your parents should be fucking praising you for netting a job, right off the bat, with such a high wage.
I actually have to save my money up for a bit before I can buy anything I want. The rest goes into my bank account.
Welcome to /r9k/
How depressed are ya?
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>>38874444
i take pills
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I sleep with a loaded gun under my pillow in hopes that I'll one night stop being such a coward and finally end my nightmare.
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I'm so depressed from never seeing my friends or having a job to buy weed, my parents hate me, my life has been ruined by people
I'm fat, jobless and have no gf
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Nonwhite robot thread? 2017-08-05 08:48:32 Post No.38874393
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Any nonwhites here? Discuss your feels, political ideologies, opinions on /pol/ and the ever growing white/ethno nationalism and alt right movements.
Mestizo here, /pol/ is nonironically making me hate whites a bit. I'm a paleolibertarian that is pretty sick of identity politics on both sides of the spectrum.
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ONLY WHITES CAN BE ROBOTS. WHITE WOMEN ARE SLUTS FOR MINORITIES JUST GO FUCK A WHITE WOMAN YOU FUCK
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>>38874415
Nah bro. Look up the statistics,white women racemix the least out of any race.
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>>38874441
But the BBC meme says otherwise
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Is he autistic or just weird?
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He's a good lad, never insult him when I'm around or I'll end you.
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He's just an eccentric man with a passion for reviewing fast food
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He's mentally deranged. There's evidence pointing to him having paranoid schizophrenia. Plus, the guy still lives at home in his 20s and has no job.
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No, anon. Get back in the car.
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is her forehead shopped?
wtf
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>>38874226
Nah she does hAve a pretty large head / forehead
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>>38874245
large? she's a martian bro. teleknesis and shit.
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"How's the job hunt going there, Slugger? You know, it'd be easier if you showed up, spoke with the manager, gave him a firm handshake, and told him you wouldn't be late. I'll drive you around town to several places so you can find out for yourself, and we're not turning back until someone hires you on the spot."
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tfw cant give a firm handshake because hands are too small
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>>38874190
What is the perfect handshake like? A short squeeze like I do it? Still too lump imo but going full ham press seems retarted too.
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>>38874222
"Now I know I didn't raise my little Champ to quit when the bases are loaded. It's simply a matter of showing up and asking to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you won't be late. That's all it takes, Champ. You can do this."
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Normies and birthdays 2017-08-05 08:38:01 Post No.38874179
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Why do normies get upset and triggered if you don't tell them happy birthday on their birthday ? My failed normie friend got upset because I didn't tell him "happy birthday :)". He didn't get upset because I didn't got him a present but he got upset because I didn't tell him a fucking phrase. Why is that so ? It's the same with my normie family, they get triggered when I don't say happy birthday.
Why the fuck is that so important to them
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>>38874179
Its showing appreciation to them and that you remembered an important date in their year
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>>38874976
How is that important past 18 ? It just means that you're getting older and closer to death
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>>38875010
It just makes people feel appreciated. its just a small thing you can say to make someone happy
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Remember to tell the German to go away edition
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First for not even being British
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evens write a blog update
odds mess with the rubiks cube
dubs ask tilde how much he likes his new steam friends
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Third for important thread reminder