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Please stop posting this, I'm not going to watch it.

>>38876896
That knife is dull asf

>>38876896
I get hard every time I watch this.

try 70s or 80s anime.

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animay is anigay anyway lol

>>38877854
talking heads albums would be vastly improved if they were sung by a vocaloid instead of david byrne

Is there a game more fucking boring than minecraft????

This is nice and very very oregano server

>>38876759
Meh, I found Minesweeper to become very boring after playing it all day for 2 weeks straight once.

Muslims can't be robots, just get an arranged marriage you fucking shill

>>38876719
I couldn't live my whole life watered down like that, plus my parents are against that anyway so even in the Islamic world I get the short end of the stick. They hate anyone born in America.

>>38876475

Theres already a thread for muslims anon

>>38876664
Shit thread, OP. Try again.

>>38876664
Cyborg here. OP is a liar. It's one of the best things in life. You aren't really alive unless you are in a relationship.

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I honestly just look at what 30+ year old females look like and I become disinterested in long-term relationships. They all look nasty, angry, and used up.

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I couldn't talk about something else while I'm enjoying myself anon..

I'm interested where do I send my resume?

will you please connect with me on LinkedIn?

Or maybe it is as she says. It's perfectly natural to take a friend over a tinder stranger. Try being more assertive with the time and date, and after that if she excuses again then cut contact.

>>38876524

Forget about her and move on

What you should've said

"Ay let's get lit tonight. I got a bottle and some weed. We'll get "insert food establishment" here."

What you said

"Ummm hi I was wondering i-if you w-would like to do these degenerate activities with me. It's okay if you can't but since you can already tell how I'm begging you, you know that I have no problem with being the back up boy."

Your chances of getting pussy are increased when you act like you have a penis

>>38876515
How do I learn Japanese to fluency? Pls tell how

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>>38876515
German is very easy to learn, it's just like English with a different sentence structure.

>>38876537

Everybody has a different path.

When I was younger studying in high school, there were very few resources. I'm 31 now.

Now there are like a million apps and textbooks you can use as well as services to connect you with real Japanese people to practice with.

Additionally, you can pay like $10 for a Skype lesson with a native speaker.

None of that existed back when I was studying. I learned by studying boring textbooks and then reading a lot. Everytime I came across a word I didn't know, I wrote it down on a flashcard and studied the flashcards.

Eventually I became fluent after reading enough manga and books in Japanese.

There are probably more enjoyable ways to learn than textbooks if you are just starting out, though. I had to suffer because 15 years ago, the language learning landscape was very different and the internet was not as developed.

>>38876513
that's never happened to me or my friends

>>38876513
What are you talking about anon that doesn't make sense

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>>38876513
Is it true? Why would they do that?

it's a hilarious waste of packaging, transportation, and money

>>38876546
Yeah, why waste all that seaweed just to coat a ball of rice? You could just as easily have used a tupperware container. And why does she feel the need to be transported to the countryside to eat it?

Bottled usually implies privatized, brand-name water like Dasani. And socialists want everything government-funded.

i want to die. no girl wants to go out with a guy named after a prophet

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gtfo normalfag
you don't belong in here

if this is a bait, you're doing a pretty good job

>>38876528
Whats your name? Im not allowed to talk to boys but i think my father would be okay with it if he knew your name.

damn this nigga sure likes anime tiddies

they would be forced to consider suicide

I WATCHED 1NUN 1 PRIEST PRON.. I DONT GIVE A FUK... I WATCHED A LOTOF WEIRD SHITS ON YT AS WELL. LIKE JAKE PAULL VIDEOS RICKY BERWICK ALISON QUINN ASMR ...

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>>38876402
Looking at her stuff makes me depressed because I'll never be able to find and keep someone like her.

Any undeveloped country. They dress like that to attract rich green cards, I mean men.

>>38876402
Jesusfuck, are those japanese sexbots?

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Yo ma NIGER CHAD where DARFUR is the C.A.R did you rember the SUDAN lotion for my back an we need the CAMEROON to get some sweet pics for ma insta

Don't you get it OP? We ARE the elites!

>>38877250
Damn, well done if this is not a copypasta.

>>38876380
She likely just had a surge of temporary empowerment and once her dopamine settles down s
This won't be representative of his she truly feels, or she is being manipulative, or she can. You know her better than anyone here but you're also a biased cuz of feels so you're probably good for nothing in this regard desu

>>38876380
Of course she can. Her life doesn't revolve around some loser who browses r9k.

No fucking shit retard. Any combination of two people in the world can be happy without each other. Get over yourself you pathetic cuck.