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>add pic related
>we talk for more than a week
>think she likes me
>make sexual advances
>go on facetime and tell her to get into her bed so we can play
>says "sorry i have to go" and hangs up and blocks me on discord

all women are useless. bailey, im sorry for what i did, but you dont have to be an uppity BITCH about it. ive been rejected by every woman ive tried to get with, is there something biologically wrong with them? whores.
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Thats what you get you fucking cuck look at what you wrote
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Jesus Christ, OP. You're fucking pathetic. Bailey clearly does not want you.
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its your own fault you fucking idiot

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I'm so bored you guys. I kind of just want to drop out of school and travel to some 3rd world shithole and fuck rice pussy till I drop dead.

Is life this boring for most people?
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>>38877388
do not drop out if you are in a stem degree. Life can be so much worse.

If you are doing some shit degree then yes drop out and kill yourself
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>>38877388
>Is life this boring for most people?
Yes. That's why humans are always in wars.
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>>38877388
Sauce on this seamen demon??? Please original message

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>Saturday night

WHY AREE YOU HERE
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I wanted to post my experience and I am waiting for a good "general feels" or "bar" thread.
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>>38877386
I just wanted to have a cozy night in drinking beer, eating some snacks, playing a few video games and jacking off then feeling bad about it before going to bed

Instead the games tire me and I'm sick of everything, so I'm having a nice little depersonalisation session scrolling up and down the /r9k/ catalog wishing I could sink into my chair
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>>38877386
No one cared who I was until I took the weekend off

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ITT we post our Big Five
The Test http://personality-testing.info/tests/IPIP-BFFM/
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this image is fucking original my man
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>>38877384
>>38878101
normalfags
oroignajcbdhsghfwduifsdjhfglkjdaslkfsd
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This is some top notch bullshit

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>Have only one life
>Born in England

Just fuck my fucking shit up desu
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Is england your city?
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>>38877359
>having shitty ear-raping English accent
>not having glorious Scottish accent
haha fair enough
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>>38877359
get on my level
>3rd world country

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> Another Day, Another 5000 calories

Just fucking kill me
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Donate your money to a charity so that you won't be able to afford 5k calories a day.
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>>38877258
Next time just (try) to eat 5000 calories of sweet potatoes, greens, whole grains, and fruit. I say "try" because these foods are so heavy that you'll be lucky to get 3000 in
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>>38877258
sounds like you're doing a sterling job of it yourself

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*BRAAAAAAAAP*

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, WAGIE! BOOM! BIG REVEAL!

I'M PICKLE NEEEEEEEEEET
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Why did this make me originally kek?
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>>38877211
I hate that I'm laughing at this
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lol rigjehbgjb

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Would you put your penis inside of her hot wet pussy, /r9k/?

Or any black woman, for that matter?
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Only if we are married and she is a virgin.
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>>38877094
God yes. I'd fuck her so hard and nut right inside her, hoping she gets pregnant as a result.
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Yes, but I would cum on her belly by jerking off. Not risking the pull-out.

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Redpill me on homosexuality anons. Let's get to the bottom of this, gay/bisexual men basically conditioned themselves to get sexual enjoyment from other men because of how difficult women are, right? Like how guys will end up fucking each other in prison because there are no women around, some guys outside of prison will basically do the same thing so they don't need to deal with all the bullshit females put you through. You see it on this board, how there was a gradual shift where it starts off with tons of sexually frustrated straight KHVs and then you start to see the gradual emergence of "t-traps aren't gay, right?" phenomena.
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>>38877088
A good percentage, but some are just natural deviants, some are conditioned by the media.
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>>38877088
Pussy is just fucking disgusting
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I've always liked traps, probably because I've sort of wanted to be a woman since I was a child.
2 men fucking kills my boner though.

I need a small amount of money for something stupid and don't have any way of getting it at the moment. Nothing else has worked so I thought I'd exercise my female privilege.

What is the best way to milk betas for money without having to lose anything on my part? I know plenty of girls do it but I don't really know how to go about finding people who would do it. Please help.
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I will give money if you have no other other betas
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post teeters
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>>38877123
I have no betas.

>>38877131
I'm asking this because I don't want to whore my body out online.

>tfw you fell for the neet meme and now have no marketable skills, no social skills and no job experience

Who else fucked up like I did?
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>>38877082
I tried to tell you, but all you did was make fun of me
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>>38877082
Join the army? They always need cannon fodder.
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>>38877082
Its not so much I fucked up I was told several times not to bother

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I fucking love alcohol
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it's gotten very hard for me to drink recently...
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I too love alcohol
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>>38877081
What do you drink normally? Is alcohol supposed to taste good or do you just drink to get wasted?

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Would you rather date a girl that had been B L A C K E D or B A R K E D?
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white girls fuck dogs is my favorite meme
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Barked, Niggers aren't people I'm not into girls who like that level of bestiality
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Definitely dogged. There's nothing worse than a gf who fucked nigs.

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What's your favourite dog breed
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It's a tie between Samoyed and yellow Labrador Retriever. I'm biased because I've had both as pets.
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>>38876923
Dachshunds
>sleep all day next to you
>can be controlled easily with food
>snaps at annoying roasties randomly trying to pet your dog
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The dachshund is /ourhound/.

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>that thing you have to do
oh fuck ohhh fuck no god

mother
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heh
no use calling for your okaa-san now buddy, AT fields don't exist IRL
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>>38877230
>AT fields don't exist IRL
the hell they don't
explain my lack of being dead right now
you can't
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>>38877529
you live because you were born. people die when they are killed.

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