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Anyone else much more attracted to Latin women over any other race?
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>>39600481
Latinas are best women, god tier bodies, can cook delicious meals and are less bitchy and more feminine than white women. Get yourself a latina gf if you can, anon.

Note that this may not apply if she was born in murrica.
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I used to have this latina gf, and everytime she'd get mad at me and walk away and I'd try to pull her back, she made this really loud, yet brief kind of shriek. Like "HAH" but not in a laughing way. Really hard to describe
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>>39600793
That sounds kinda gay anon

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I am only going to say this ONE more time

IF YOU HAVE A JOB, YOU ARE *N O T* A ROBOT

A robot is SMART, charismatic, and gentlemanly, but because they're so smart, they can't relate to normalscum and therefore can't get a friend, job or GF. Regardless of no job, any TRUE robot will usually become relatively rich before the age of 25. I can't get TOO specific on how, because most NEETs keep in contact with one another outside of 4chan (I have a skype chat with other NEETs and they'd likely be mad if I spoiled the secret.) but often it utilizes deepweb honeypots, exploiting government assistance, stock trading (using bots of course, no NEET would sit tediously trading stocks all day) or a combination of these and other methods (specific questions on how WILL be ignored.)

a "cyborg" or normie has sex every day because their stupidity allows them to relate to stacies, and even if they're not Chads themselves, they're MUCH closer to a chad than a robot, and these people CANNOT be NEETs. They're just not smart enough to survive without a job, and having a job leads them to be able to socialize with others, and socializing with others gets them DAILY sex.

Their lives are awful, but they know the one pleasure a NEET will never know. This is the dichotomy between robots and normies.

AMA
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If you are so smart, why don't you realize that robots are stupid?
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>>39600464
In you are so smart why do you get caught in fisher nets so often
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>>39600485
>Normie detected

Maybe leddit didn't tell you, but those "tendie" stories are fictional.

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IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH YOU
I WILL BE WAITING
TIME AFTER TIME
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>>39600391
And I want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things I don't feel
Wanna hold on and feel I belong
And how can the world want me to change?
They're the ones that stay the same
They don't know me 'cause I'm not here
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fuck you guys are gay hahahahah
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>rock me momma like a wagon wheel
>Rock me momma any way you feel

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if suicide booths existed throughout your whole life, when would you have used one?
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Definitely.
rigatoni with spiced fuk
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>>39600383
Before I was an adult, in my teenage years.
Still hate life just as much now and for goodness sake it'd been over 10 years.
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Yes. Could have gone as young as 14. Definitely gone aged 18-28.
At best, there have been 2-3 years where i didnt want to kill myself since i started considering it. After 19 there has been no real doubt.

Hell, if i was in a US gun state. I wouldnt even need the booth. Wish there were more instant methods with no terrifying lead up.

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why isn't your dick big /fit/? gains are useless without a big dick.
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Find a girl with a smaller vag if it's honestly like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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>>39600315
Cuz I'm a white "man" i just cant compete with big blue cock >>39600315
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>>39600315
What good are gains and a big dick if you are unhappy and most women can only take it after a half hour or more of foreplay and only for ten-twenty minutes.
The world is filled with cuntlets and women who're into fisting and dragon dildos yet have short snatches

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Does /fit/ dance? Have your dance moves got you laid?
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>>39600196
I want to dance like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDg86QM5-jk
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this shit gets me hella dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pSwl6HuOBU
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>>39600196
I'm too repressed to dance.

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>tfw around four days ago someone did a thread about me
>now I'm here all day mostly lurking refreshing and thinking that it may happen again
How do I stop worrying? this is getting tiring
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>>39600164
Digital archivists have your face forever.
Just delete your frogs and leave.
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>>39600164
Why would anyone care about you?
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>>39600164
Link to thread? Who are you?

Come one, come all. Short and tall all welcomed here in the Height general, but you may be mocked. Post anything height related.
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>>39600074
>tfw 6'3 prince of manlets
what should i learn ? yesterday the lanklets took the squat rack out of our pit because the our takeover failed, i cant live like this
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Is 5'11 non-meme a bad height?

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What's the point in getting fit if you don't have a large penis?
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You'll be able to rip big penises off of other people to sew on to you
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>>39599933
this infograph doesn't matter because women are horrible at estimating size (not just dick, literally anything).
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What's the point of getting fit at all?

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WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE REAL!? WHY CAN'T MY WAIFU BE REAL!? I WANT MY WAIFU! GIVE ME MY WAIFU! I WANT HER NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
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Generic eyepatch gal #5519921
oh wow
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>>39599895
If she were real she wouldn't love you.
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>>39600610
That's not true! She'd love me!

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Lads, how's it going? how is your weekend going to turn out my dudes?
>going to eat In and out for the first time to see if the memes are worth the hype,might just skip it though because i don't want to wait in line
>might get some peanut butter for pp&j with banana sandwich
>tfw hearing going south
>already shot metabolism going south at 27
>tfw no gf feeling is more powerful than ever\
>going to the gym this morning,feels like it's all in vain though
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>>39599857

going to the gym eh? sounds a little normie. you should just fap vigorously for exercise like most people on /r9k/ do.
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I'm going to a family gathering party and try to pretend my life is in order when I'm NEET and it's not.
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>>39599923
This is the worst feels imo. I think they do it on purpose to see me struggle to come up with some bull shit. I'm too low energy to plan ahead and come up with some prewritten bs. I hate seeing my younger cousins with families and gfs and shit,makes me feel really bad ma. I a 27 hkv never held a hand seeing younger relatives wallow in their puppy love while I'm wallowing in chronic lonesomeness.

I never been invited to a party or don't have any friends. Life seems so dull and the world seems very small. I feel like nothing exists outside my routine,gym,store,home. Don't get me fucked up, i've been going to the gym for years and still a fat fuck. Hurts me to see newfags enter and make it while I'm still a slob.

when will the torture end bro? and it's going to get worse when my loved ones like my mom and dad die. I don't think I can take it. normies can because they have close Friends and significant others to lean on.

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When will the next frontier open up?

I wish I was born during a period of expansion. Exploring uncharted territory. Struggling to make a settlement somewhere.

It sucks being stuck on a fully explored planet. If you were offered the chance to go on a colony ship to Mars with a hundred other people, wouldn't you do it?
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frontier bump
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>>39599817
I would not as Allah forbids it.
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>>39599817
>When will the next frontier open up?
During the race war when the whites finally make earth great again.

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Why do normies like small talk?
>"How ya doin?"
>"What are you doing this weekend?"
>"So where do you go to school?"
I personally couldn't give two shits what some random person has planned. It's because of people like them that "awkward silence" is considered awkward.
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I feel you OP, I always start conversations with philosophical questions but none of these plebs can ever understand anything I say, let alone answer. I'm condemned to be alone in life because everybody is so shallow and stupid.
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>>39599816
Someone post the /co/ screencap
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>>39599816
>How do you do
Very old-fashioned and confusing, with such responses as "how do you do what" or "fuck this, we say howdy now" up to and including "do you REALLY want to know?"
>What are you doing this weekend?
>>Is it a party?
>>Will there be booze?
>>>WILL THERE BE T3H GIRLZ0RZ?!1

>after not being invited to the secret party
>So where do you go to school?
>Are the girls from the secret party there?

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If you had the choice of how you will die,under what circumstances or pre-death situations what would yu choose?
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>>39599772
painlessly

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>>39599772
In the last ditch effort banzai charge/battle the japs made in the battle of Saipan.
I want to kill a fuck ton of japs with a Browning Automatic before my position gets over run and i get impaled by a bayonet
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>>39599797
Is that supposed to be a revenge against weebs?

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>if they don't initiate conversation with you, they don't want you

I see this a lot when determining if the opposite sex is into you.

But what if people don't initiate conversation with you in general? Like, at all?

I don't even know what it's like to have a conversation where I didn't initiate it. I don't think I've ever have had a conversation where I wasn't the one who started it. And not just with the opposite sex. But even with close friends and family.

There's even been a point where I stayed in for a couple years and not talk to a single soul. Two years, and no one contacted me. Even my family, whom I lived with at the time, didn't talk to me. That's how it's always been. I wasn't aware it was different for others until just recently.

I seriously don't know what it's like to have people initiate contact with you. In person, online. It's literally never happened to me. I'm 29, and I've never had people make the first move.
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Hello anon
Originally that is
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>>39599753

Do you only have this problem when speaking to people for the first time, or does it also happen with people whom you've spoken with before?
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The only contact i have with people is the monthly "are ya dead yet son?" phone call from my dad and when the walmart cashier asks if i want my milk bagged.

>>39600681
Both here. Even when i was in school i could just sit there and be seemingly invisible.
>it was only when i stopped going that people noticed i existed

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