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only niggers care about shoes

>>38879969
came here to say this

original nigger post

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>>38879944
>not wearing the white man's shoe

>>38879921
They're going to see this you fucking autist, you're not making it better

>>38879921
What original uni is it?

>>38879921
How the fuck did you manage to find out they browse r9k?

no one talks about 4chan casually and if they do who the fuck knows about r9k, people just sperg over /b/

>>38879920
Reported for bIox posting.

>>38879941
That's not against the rules. You know what is? Announcing reports.

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>>38879941
W-WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND

how did you manage that, man?

Ultra-cucked, you are the lord of all betas.

this is some trapped in the closet shit

>>38879874

You told them about when you fucked our dog, sis? What the fuck.

>>38879874
These threads are so fucking autistic please stop making them

>>38879874
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME 1 WEEK AGO
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW

literally fucking happened to me, was awkward was fuck, except i was sitting on a computer and she brought her friends into my room without asking first and you could see the disgust in their faces as they walked came by and saw that someone actually lives like i do.
ill admit they were kind've hot like pic related and i jacked off right after they left.

Not good, anon. At least keep it to black jack. You'll play with a bunch of other degenerates at the $5-$15 tables and they are always happy to give you playing advice (including the dealer).

t. started with $45 and walked away with $300 in an hour last time I played blackjack.

>>38879999
I like slots. No socialising.

>>38879813
You in AC OP?

It's fine. I got a post deleted the other day because I used "original question" when asking if someone was black because they made a thread about fucking a random woman and then stealing their phone. The mods have been compromised.

What did he originally say to deserve this?

>>38879777
This is not acceptable, pol shits up teh board. Would rather lose a fembot thread though, at least political/ethnic shitflinging is usually funny.

>>38879821
Now that's just funny, what the hell mods its a joke

I exist in their vicinity.

If you asked for a kitchen knife and said it was a dagger, that would be pretty weird..

>>38879906
"One butter dagger please Susan"

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>>38879733
>Twink Tree

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>quetzalcoatl commandeered the cum cuneiform

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>>38879733
>dad found the catgirl cuddle buddy
pls... pls don't hurt her

>>38879711
gdfgfdgd

>friends say try online dating
>hesistant, humour them
>see attractive guy
>message them
>get number
>ask on date
>ghosted
>they seemed really cute
>sad
>oh well
>forget online dating

>try online dating again several months later on different platform
>same guy
>huh
>same username for everything
>get really sad because we have so much in common
>periodically browse his music playlists on Youtube because we listen to the same stuff
>seriously consider going to one of his painting exhibitions to "accidentally" befriend him
>just google everything about him out of boredom
>things his dad published, newspaper editorials his mom wrote, the B movie his sister starred in
>his depressing old blog where he whines about his problems
>I relate tremendously
>end up making a dating profile that specifically highlights our common interests
>he messages me first
>asks me out
>I've never been asked out
>he's super forward
>"I've never met a girl like you, etc."
>date
>He's really nice, but not as perfect as I imagined
>He's sort of dumb, tbqh
>25, living off Mommy and Daddy until his painting career takes off
>but he's really nice and likes the same stuff so I'm still really into him
>lean in for kiss in movie theatre
>nope.jpg
>embarassed
>he tells me that he thinks we should be friends
>I start crying
>I've been rejected a lot
>but he seemed really interested in me???
>he says we can be friends
>never speaks to me again

I didn't stalk him after that. But yeah, it's been over two years and occassionally I play with the idea of checking his blog for new music, but I know not to do that again. Sometimes I'm embarassed I told my friends, but they also told me about laying their heads on train tracks so I guess everyone's a little nuts. I just have to acknowledge that cyberstalking is wrong even if the person has shit security, and learn not to idolise people. I can be better than this. Hopefully other stalkinganons feel the same.

>>38881004
You've posted this before right? Ive read it before. Still sad. Sorry that happened anon.

>>38879697
what does it do desu

>>38879697
I'm half erect.

Go on...

>>38879704
it does your boipucci desu

>>38879629
Happy birthday, anon. I hope things work out for you.

>>38879937
Thanks friend
(this comment isn't original I guess)

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Happy birthday OP. Hope that your life continuous to be good :D

Just hang in there anon it'll be okay

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Carry on and hope for it all to end

>>38879700
People like you just make me want to kill myself even more

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>>38879595
>The psychiatrists and therapist have diagnosed me with moderate hypochondria but that is the only thing that has been diagnosed

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>went insane two years ago out of the blue
>health has been dwindling ever since
>mental health is fucked
>try my best to avoid mirrors

when this happens to me, i use my mind to make the pain bearable, not that it goes away, i just like to act like i have some sort of healing power like a cool sage or something
and if that doesn't work, you could always inhale and exhale really really fast until you blackout
hope this helps, anon

You're going to go to a majority white school, work with a majority white workforce, etc. You'll be fine.

Expect BUILD WALL memes but as long as you're redpilled you'll be OK, especially at Blue collar university.

pretend you're in antifa

Oh. I'm in my 30's, but I'm working in a professional capacity with a guy who's a tenured professor at Appalachian State. He's pretty chill. I wouldn't worry. If the students are as low-key as him, you have nothing to worry about.