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Apply online on websites. Cant really go the the stores in person to prove yourself because they will just tell you to go online.

>>38882201
I was told about an ancient secret 3 steps way to get a job, do you know anything about it?

>>38882141
just be urself
originiggi

>>38882124
tell them to stop pestering you and start pestering his hs guidance counselors

>>38882124
tell him to write a college essay about how he had to deal with an autistic brother

it's what my sister did

>>38882124
What is a bdsm uni program?

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>>38882121
Your wish has been muthafuckin granted!

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this one would be pretty cool

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>>38882121
this is my waifu. please wear her wherever you go.

I think all that fucking make up and tanning has something to do with it

Menopause. People are sexually valued for their ability to make children, and for women that is a countdown timer that ends around 40. Meanwhile men can make babies well into their 60s.

>>38882119
>Why do women age like milk?

Because they wanted the "right to work".

>>38882088
you have cars and roads there? i thought you go to work on sleighs

I visited alaska once. You people are very ugly, why is that

>>38882088
tfw no alaskan gf

>That same year, my brother graduated from the best uni in Australia with an STEM bachelor's degree with honors
>I spend the same year as a friendless hikikomori NEET
>Be severely depressed since age 12
>Be severely ridden with general anxiety since age 12
>Have severe social anxiety since age 12
>Unable to function in public/social settings
>Brother is a social butterfly
>Spent late childhood and teen years giving my brother massages
>Tried so hard, until my hands hurt every night
>So lonely, always seeking his approval
>Always chasing small bursts of self-worth every time he said it felt good [to the sick fucks, no, this is not going sexual]
>Every night give him massages, seeking acknowledgement, trying to spend time with a fellow human, seeking approval, while not studying, failing my classes
>Every Christmas, every birthday, every Easter, he is showered with gifts from kids and parents
>Came home with every time w/ multiple boxes literally filled to the brim with chocolates, candies, bottles of wine, snacks, cards, and
various nicknacks addressed to him. His room is packed with that shit for half the year every year
>I swear to fucking God I am not exaggerating
>Needless to say, I have never received a gift from anyone outside the family
>Brother eats out with friends multiple times per week
>I'm always eating with my parents
>Tfw they ask if I know when he'll be back and where he is, forcefully reminding me every week
>Brother is a high ranking black belt and beloved instructor at his martial arts thing
>Modelled for them, his handsome face is on the company's vans and brochures
>Brother is currently making 70-80k per year, and has been for a couple of years
>Spend life alternating between making <10k and being a hikikomori NEET
>No matter who he goes with, he never lets me come and eat out with him
>Every NYE celebration, same story, I'm at home, he's out
>So painful, at the 2015-16 NYE I go out alone anyway so I don't have to face that feel

>Greentexted the experience on R9K, first reply was word for word "Jesus Christ anon, that's fucked"
>Brother just bought an appartment that's currently being built
>Fancy as fuck, prime location
>Looks as though I'll be living with my parents for the foreseeable future
>Drive parents' car, they pay for my phone bill, petrol, insurance, everything
>Bro pays for 100% of his shit
>He gets along swell with the family
>Meanwhile dad hates me, has without provocation called me a "bastard ching chong"
>Alternate between being severely depressed but not suicidal and severely depressed and suicidal
>Can't talk to anyone about my racial issues because pure blooded Caucasians and Asians don't understand
>Grew up having Asians roast me for being "white", and whites for being "Asian"
>Brother, being Caucasian looking, roasts me for being "Asian" as if he's 100% Caucasian
>Parents, especially Asian mum, openly racist towards Asians
>Talked shit about Asian men when I was a boy
>Tfw sad pepe 11 year old feeling like a piece of shit chink
>Be an effiminate sounding, non-existent libido, sexless mute
>People ALWAYS think I'm gay and don't believe me when I tell them I'm not
>Go entire days saying <5 words all day
>Brother has a confident, loud, deep voice
>What do? Suicide? Heroin?
>No one acknowledges or asks me about my issues, everyone turns a blind eye to me and sweeps it under the rug
>Contemplate daily
>Can tell family worries about a potential Day of Retribution
>Mum sees me standing next to a kitchen knife while toasting some bread
>Mwf she moves it away from me
>Find solace in taking up weed (as of 2 days ago) and skateboarding

i hope you feel better soon
no one deserves to lose the genetic lottery

He must've told her he wanted her to stop seeing Tyrone and sleep with him.

ok thanks dude this really cleared some things up for me really quite a good thread to be quite honest

>>38882006
Teenagers are hilarious

>That thing has a higher sexual market value than you

A bullet to my temple please sir

>>38881970
A black woman has a higher sexual market than a white man

>>38881945
*Pays her to talk to me to*

>>38881896
>>wear backpacks everywhere
how else will i carry my things??

>>38881896
>tie their shoes the exact moment they get undone
It's more autistic to walk around with your laces undone

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>>38881896
>that guy that laughs and says 'that's funny' shortly afterwards

Automatic Cars
Robo Waifus
Freedom on Mars

ELON PLS

>>38881892
based elon. now i really think the guy is kind of a genius

Elon is not a brainlet like Johnny Depp, plus his shit is hot now, he can do way better than a 31 year old washed up actress

Like a raccoon even knows what a refrigerator is, let alone food.

Fucking bestiality posters leave

>>38881875
>bestiality
>wrong
nice job falling for the (((legality=morality))) meme goy

What'd you expect ? You didn't even fuck him

>>38881715
Imagine if Kyubey just used robots instead of young teenage girls. He'd have more despair than he knew what to do with.
But then again, no magical girls....

>>38881910
>robots can be mahou shoujo

>>38881712
I have a bottle of vodka next to me a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. Haven't opened the vodka yet because of distractions.

>>38881712
I'm drinking unsweetened vanilla almond milk

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>>38881712
>tfw washing the pain and regret down with the hardest liquor I could find
I really hope I don't wake up

Do you have groceries? Please don't forget to eat. I'm rooting for you!

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>>38881709
Buy me a new mouse or guild wars 2 expansion pl0x original

It looked like the dog killed the other dog in the thumbnail

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>>38881663
Thanks for the flashbacks, LARP-poster. Now I'm having a panic attack

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>>38881663
>thinking a kid with a bowl cut would bully me
Most chad's were afraid of me because i look like a school shooter and keep a knife in my shoe.

>>38881663
>I bet you cant cover me 1v1