> tfw no introverted autistic girl that would want to have a bf and gf
> all of the girls interested think it's just a weekend hump from time to time which is the opposite of what we want
> none of them want to build an actual three way relationship
3 times the autism
>>38886551
Triple the fun, triple the mental illness.
It will be hard to find someone interested in that anon. Polyamory relationships are viewed as "by the rules" cheating these days. A way for someone to get some extra sex. Its great when you have partners that are open and want to work on the relationship itself, to nurture it. Keep in mind a two way relationship is already extremely hard. Now imagine three people with autism.
Its great when it works out, but you both will have a horrible time trying. Make sure trying to reach it wont break the relationship that you currently have.
t. In a poly relationship with two autistic girls for 5 years now.
>spent $150 on chaturbate models tonight
>stayed up until 430 am
>work starts in 3.5 hours
Why am I such a degenerate? How did I get to this point
>>38886475
You could have gotten a decent hooker for that kind of money.
>>38886484
I'm too much of a pussy to even think about trying that
>>38886514
Why?
Those girls are used to getting fucked by fat, bald men. They kinda rely on being reasonably nice to those people.
I'm going to get back at her. I don't care what it takes. No one treats me like a shit stain on the side of the road and gets away with it.
ok do what you need to do
>>38886451
story?stop fucking banning me for oregano[/ spoiler]
>>38886451
Kill em with success
>not into feet
>messagin bf
>we talk about what we'd like to do
>he talks about massaging me
>every part of me including my feet
>when he mentions my feet i instantly feel 10x lewder
>he doesnt have a foot fetish either, just casually mentioned it with the rest of his description
>the thought of him being into my feet really turns me on for some reason
>>38886444
Looks like you're into feet now.
When I'm doing camshows, sometimes a guy will come in and tip me to show my feet, but only he likes it so it pushes lots viewers out of my room. Now I have a no feet rule to stop those guys.
>>38886503
I dunno its not the feet part i think its more that a guy would want some part of me in particular like that
>>38886545
Maybe it's because it's unexpected, like you've discovered another part of you that people like.
Getting compliments on unexpected features feels better than getting the regular stuff. Like a girl complimented my cheekbones for the first time, and it made me feel good even though it's an odd feature to compliment.
Fembots. What sort of mental illness do you have, are you legitimately a cluster b girl?
How many pets do you have and what are they?
How many men have you had sex with?
And if you owned your own house or apartment, how would you decorate it, in terms of colors, styles and furnishings etc?
I don't have mental illnesses. Just come to lurk here for laughs.
I have a turtle since the 3rd grade.
I have my own place, and I like to have plants and nice pans and ceramics in my kitchen .
>>38886479
Are you the botanist femanon?
>>38886487
No. Plants just make for good decor.
When a girl on tinder says she's only looking for friends or she has a boyfriend but she just wants to meet new people is she serious or is it code?
Are they just oblivious or when they say that they mean they want hookup like everyone else on Tinder but don't want to be called a slut?
>>38886431
>Haha honey don't worry it says I have a bf in the bio no way I'm fucking random Chads on the side lol you worry too much
Yes, they're looking to fuck. Everyone on tinder is looking to fuck. Literally everyone.
It's just so she can pretend to be retarded when somebody calls her out on being a slut.
>>38886431
Something like 40% of girls on tinder have shot like that in their description, while about 80% reportedly fuck. You do the math.
What the fuck is wrong with millennials?
>>38886391
Their parents
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>>38886391
Toxic socialization
>>38887050
so, gen x?
>Just be confident bro
THEY JUST WANT CHAD!
>>38886376
Hahahaha, very good anon
Don't bee confident, just bee your self.
>>38886376
Ouch OP BTFO
are women actually capable of love or do they just love men for what they can provide? why would men pursue women if they couldn't love them back?
>>38886375
Men pursue because it's a natural instinct
instinct and features
i wish some girl cared for me
apparently its too much to ask for
Can you imagine yourself not being lonely, anon? Can you actually imagine being with someone and interacting with someone all day?
I feel like I went so far into being alone I wouldn't be able to live with anyone. I don't think I'll ever have a gf, let alone a wife.
>>38886320
>Can you imagine yourself not being lonely, anon? Can you actually imagine being with someone and interacting with someone all day?
No.
Being lonely has become a part of who I am.
>>38886320
I've been to videogame meetups and it always surprises me when I'm the most outgoing and sociable.
I'm always the one who salvages awkward moments for people by thinking quickly.
I'm worried I might not actually be an introvert at all.
>>38886320
Well im coleader of a guild of like 66 people and i have alot of senpai in a group chat so i think im okay
What is the worst vegetable and why is it zucchini?
>slimy and tasteless
>needs a fuckload of seasoning to make it okay
>doesnt absorb oil or marinade good like eggplant
>just a shitty vegetable overall
The only reason I grow these fucks is to give them to coworkes I hate and want them to go lowkey fuck themselves with it.
Fuck you
Fried zucchini, potatos and carrots is GOAT
I like zucchini, it's not bad.
onions
>weird rubbery texture
>stink like crazy
>disgusting metallic taste
>>38886296
zucchini is the best vegetable because it's VERSATILE and DELICIOUS with EVERYTHING fuck you kid i bet you like broccoli
What is your daily routine robots?
I Will start with mine
>wake up 6:00am
>wagecucking to 4 pm
>smoke bowl
>play wow
>sleep
0000-0830; work
0900-1030; gym
1100-1430; sleep
1500-1700; martial arts
1730-1830; cook/shower
1900-2330; sleep
most of my day is boring and mundane
only the evening is good usually i'll
>eat food
>browse internet
>maybe play games
>sleep
>>38886287
>wake up anywhere between 5am to 2pm
>browse 4chan in my bed (laptop is conveniently on my bed 24/7)
>after 2 hours of browsing go upstairs and fix myself something to eat
>head back downstairs and browse 4chan more
>9pm hits and anxiety of not having a job sets in. Proceed to browse job boards.
>Get maybe 5 applications out to job postings that vaguely relate to my skills
>Get discouraged, go into my garage and work on whatever project I have going on at the moment
>Work on projects for 2-3 hours, go back inside and browse 4chan some more
>Browse 4chan until I fall asleep
Sometimes I spice things up and have jackoff sessions/naps peppered into this routine.
Does anyone here remember sniffjizzer? What happened to him? Did he an hero?
>tfw no one remembers sniffjizzer and he'll just be forgotten
>tfw everybody remembers sniffjizzer but nobody knows more than pic related faggot
I remember. The girl is really cool for being chill with what he did.
>We live nearby
>our sense of humor seems pretty similar
>both christians
>very similar politics
>both went through rough childhoods
>both are awkward
I really like her but am scared to be a bother so I just end up staring at our pms or like typing a message in the bar and deleting it.
>>38886166
that must be very frustrating op
You're gonna spend months talking, maybe even daily, then you're going to have a debate in your head about "does she or doesn't she? should i ask or not? will i ruin the friendship?" which will hold you back and you'll stay doing that for so long and eventually get friendzoned and she'll meet someone else and you'll still be in love with her and it'll just be a mess and you'll be full of regret every time you talk to her wondering about what could've been
basically i've been in a situation like this where i met a girl i liked a lot and was very similar to and i never did anything and i stayed good friends with her but i would always wonder if i could've done something more
>>38886339
This is of course if you don't do anything. Go for it if you have an inclination there might be interest on her end. I wish I did and I regret it to this day.
you guys i need serious help how do i get out of this place ? ive been here like 3 or so years now and im just now realizing the effects it has on me mentally and its negative as all hell how do i get out of here i could be doing better things with my time and i waste it here ? This place has its advantages i can relate and vent here with a bunch of people who feel the same way and i can have some good laughs because i love the humor here but how do i get out of here forever ? this place is like a drug to me i cant get off and its seriously screwed with my life.
take lots of blue pills
get a hobby, seek out communities perhaps on the internet that share your hobby. devote the time you waste here to said hobby, and interact with other people about what you enjoy, need help with, etc. develop bonds slowly, with real people, and enrich your life with something you can be proud of, rather than ashamed of.
>>38886159
You have to cut it from your life, cold turkey.
I don't know how you could do this, but blocking it in a way that you couldn't easily disable could work.
Before you do that, though, find something else to do or another site to browse instead. the more you have something to fill the hole of /r9k/ with, the better.