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It's crime to bear a child because there's no evidence to make sure a child is safe from a tragedy because if a child don't have two hands/legs because of a car accident, if a child wants to suicide? Feel jealous knowing guys' penis near your wife's vagina is in America when your penis is in Russia?

It is psychopath when many Muslims agree to smile always because Muhammad always smile and at the same time many Muslims agree to kill the adulterer, the apostate and the gay based on Islam just because many Muslims think Islam is true. Islam is lack of empathy. Islam is also about fear.
It is crime to bear a child because there is no evidence to make sure a child is safe from a tragedy. How about when a child don't have two hands because of a car accident? How about when a child don't have two legs because of a car accident? How about when a child wants to suicide?
If there is God that means God is cheating because God is not all-powerful because God is weak because God is stupid because God cannot make an Apple iPhone 0 Plus that can be able to delete God and all.
Life is about move if based on reality. Life is about mystery if based on emotionality.
It is obvious when it is okay to burn an adulterer in hell but it is not okay to burn a holy book of Koran.
Freedom of speech for all because words can't kill because based on psychology people will feel uncomfortable when facing the same situation for a long time. Freedom of speech can generates creativity. To avoid freedom of speech can generates many people to be conservative. Freedom of expression can kill. Freedom of speech can't kill. Words is not the problem. The problem is people. Anyone can say words can make many people angry till killing each other. It's also about anger management. To stop freedom of speech can generates suicide the silent killer because many people like to fool around because based on psychology people will feel uncomfortable to facing the same situation for a long time.
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Freedom of speech can generates creativity. To avoid freedom of speech can generates many people to be conservative. Freedom of expression can kill. Freedom of speech can't kill. Words is not the problem. The problem is people. Anyone can say words can make many people angry till killing each other. It's also about anger management. To stop freedom of speech can generates suicide the silent killer because many people like to fool around because based on psychology people will feel uncomfortable to facing the same situation for a long time. A bullet in head can kill. A word in head can't kill. Freedom of speech is not about physical. Freedom of speech is subjective. Freedom of expression is not just about freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is a kind of freedom of expression. Anarchy is not just about freedom of speech. Anarchy is also about freedom of expression. Anarchy can kill. Anarchist can kill. Words can't kill. God can't kill. People with God can kill. Words can't kill. People with words can kill. It is time to change. Always thinking about making change. Freedom of speech is a must because communication is important. It's not the loud sound of lighting that grows a tree but the water from rain that grows a tree which means no need to yell if softly spoken can be helpful enough to help each other to be creative in the name of freedom of speech. Speechless is meaningless. Creative is effective. Conservative is passive. Silent is ignorant. Creative should be talkative, innovative and effective gift. Usually an event is not a problem but a judgment on an event is a problem even anyone may say about an event of hot temperature will make anyone feels uncomfortable. Unfortunately many people being hated for being honest but being loved for being fake. Don't you get it?
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God is an atheist because God does not believe there is another different God to be worshipped.
Power is everything. Money cannot buy happiness. Money cannot make Islam as an official religion of America. Money cannot make UAE win the FIFA World Cup.

The differentiation between cat, dog, pig, Islam and Christian,

"Meow!" said by cat.

"Woof!" said by dog.

"Oink!" said by pig.

"There's hell!" said by Islam.

"There's hell!" said by Christian.

Use this to condemn Islam and all religions.
Better without all and Allah. Better without Allah and all.
It is a crime of child abuse to give a religion to a child.
It is gay when male make sex with female because there is no female when there is no male. There is no male when there is no female.
Just/Only stick in hole but throwed with stone till dead.
Islam already teach about friend of Satan is someone who wastes money/anything based on Islam.
It is a waste of money to build/make/create/buy a mosque/Kaaba/church/temple and Kiswah the cover/cloth of the Kaaba.

It is a waste of money to build/make/create/made/buy a/an/the religious building/monument/sculpture/tattoo/symbol/book/package/education/academic/course/activity/accessories/university/school/drawing/sticker/mural/college/cloth/picture/music/song/lyric/video/audio/banner/poster/magazine/campaign/film/drama/theater/telefilm/media/promotion/parade/ceremony/ritual/chain/compass/ring/necklace/earring/bangle/handcraft/web/graffiti/art/novel like Kaaba/Kiswah/mosque/mimbar/church/temple/Hajj/marriage/pregnant/UIA/Koran/Bible/coffin/turban/niqab/purdah/hijab/burqa/Islam/Christian/Hindu/Buddha and all types of religious activities and all types of religions.
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It is better to use money to help the poor/orphan/homeless and anyone who really needs money except the useless/religious thing/things/activity/activities.

Cannot be blamed/questioned about many non-Muslims have killed many Muslims because all death-punishments in Islam cannot be blamed/questioned based on Islam.

Many Muslims enjoy/perform the hajj after having enjoyed/performed their own wife's/wives' pussy/cunt/vagina.
Many Muslims enjoy/perform their own wife's/wives' pussy/cunt/vagina after having enjoyed/performed the hajj.
Honestly, I cannot relate the fart-sound with the repent-sound. Repent after fart?
There are many types of threat in Islam/Christian.

ADVICE is not the same like THREAT.

Five different types of ADVICE,

We'll not be in hell if we sodomized Angelina Jolie.

We'll not be in hell if we sodomized Jennifer Lopez.

We'll not be in hell if we sodomized Kim Kardashian.

We'll not be in hell if we sodomized Lisa Ann.

We'll not be in hell if we sodomized Alexis Texas.


Five different types of THREAT,

We'll be in hell if we sodomized Angelina Jolie.

We'll be in hell if we sodomized Jennifer Lopez.

We'll be in hell if we sodomized Kim Kardashian.

We'll be in hell if we sodomized Lisa Ann.

We'll be in hell if we sodomized Alexis Texas.

I do not believe in God because God is unseen.

Islam is lack of empathy.
You want to buy a car when there is no car in front of your eyes? You want to believe about there is hell when there is no hell in front of your eyes?

People was born, not to be punisher. People was born, not to be punished. Life is rules, added with many rules.
People will not doing the wrong thing when people know about the wrong thing is the wrong thing. So? Don't blame yourself and all.

Light's popular because there's dark.

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whats for din dins? edition
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not enjoying living ngl ngl
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britfeel more like shitfeel am I right?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAH

btw we're watching spirited away tonight
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Good evening anons! How are we all feeling?
Good I hope. Any plans for the evening or next week?

What sort of jobs do you guys have (if any)?
Post waifus.

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>mfw I turn 30 tomorrow

I don't want to post in the 30+ thread
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>>38892856
go back to your containment thread.
ik the feel
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we'll still accept you in the 25+ threads, though once you hit 30 you pretty much have no 2nd chances at life anymore
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>>38892856
time is just an arbitrary concept that has no meaning beyond humans and you're a cuck for becoming emotional about a concept brought about by the interaction of other people

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>tfw you get another 3 day ban
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One of my ban appeals actually got appealed once felt so good, and it wasn't my fault either
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How do you even get banned? I remember getting a ban of some sort like 4 or 5 years ago but I don't remember what it was for. Seems like you have to go out of your way to actually get banned.
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>>38893766
I think the moderation was pretty screwy a couple years ago. I remember I'd never get b& when I first started coming onto 4chan, then a couple years ago I got b& quite a bit, now I'm confused why I don't get b& when I half-intentionally attempt to get b&. I think everything just got fucked when moot was done but hadn't left yet.

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How do I make myself sick enough to not go into work? I have an hour
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>>38892743
You lie on the phone with your employer. You aren't going outside anyway, so why worry about getting caught?
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fake mental illness
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Stick your head under cold water for six minutes.

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Any of you robots on antidepressants? How is it like?
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Antidepressants are a total meme.

They either don't work, have horrible side effects, or make you feel *worse* in basically all cases, unless you're a brainlet and are naive enough to think they'll help you and placebo kicks in. To anyone with an IQ in the triple digits, however, it's wise to stay away from them.

They'll kill your dick, make you feel nothing, give you "brain zaps" (just Google it), make you more anxious, give you horrible nightmares, cause you to gain weight, the list goes on. SSRIs are a scheme by big pharma.

Just smoke weed instead. It works, is cheaper, and won't fuck you up unless you're already schizophrenic.
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>>38892772
>To anyone with an IQ in the triple digits, however, it's wise to stay away from them.
It can help some of us greatly, though after my 15 years of experience with them, I'd advise only using them as a last resort.
>Just smoke weed instead.
lol 420 blaze it faggot
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I'm just taking a very small dosage of SSRIs but they don't feel like much. It did fuck with my libido but I switched and now it's fine.

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Post the best Ancap stuff you can
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>>38892652
post the what if the kid consents one
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>>38892668
I can't find it. But here is a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bkoasd69hE
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CIA's fascination with LSD was really something

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>go to work
>shit self

>go shopping
>shit self

>go for a walk
>shit self

>go to Grandma's funeral
>shit self
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>>38892595
Weak little amerishart
Who else here /noshit/?
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do you by any chance happen to have IBS?
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>>38893983
>IBS
>He only has mild intestinal problems
>Not full blown immune system mediated ulceration and 20-30 blood filled diarrhea shits per day with fistulas draining fecal matter into scrotum
Get on my level, rectumlet.

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things I have thrown away thus far:

four cd's. johnny cash, guns and roses, jimi hendrix, and some reverend.

also there's poker chips. Goodwill, I am thinking for those.

I am moving btw.
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>>38892540
time to sort myself out
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think the fleshlight might be trash, I never clean it out and all it does is sit there and weird out that one girl who comes over who I can tell wants to see what a fake one feels like but doesn't want to touch it so she just shudders.

dunno when I even used that thing last.
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I'm probably never going to actually fashion those broken glasses into a monocle like I thought I would.

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who /cargo shorts and autism shoes/ here?
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Right here mdude
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>>38892509
Only if you arent Chad, anon.

If you're Chad Tundercock, you can pull off almost any attire, including cargo shorts w/ autism shoes
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Cargo shorts (shorter than OP's pic) and Chuck Taylor's, with a regular T-shirt. Perfect summer outfit if you ask me.

>"He works a job and pays taxes in order to pay the NEET bull to fuck his wife while he makes money for Mr Goldberg"
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I thought being a NEET was for losers, but then I became one

It actually is the path towards enlightenment
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>>38892507
>NEET was for losers, but then I became one

How long have you been NEET? Just curious since I basically spent a year as a NEET after a bad car accident. I thought the first few months were fucking great. After that it started to get boring and I began to lose interest in the things I had previously enjoyed.
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>>38892451
>pays taxes in order to pay the NEET bull to fuck his wife
>NEET bull

Nigger are you out of your fucking mind? There are no bigger cucks on the planet than NEETs

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Are there any legal or illegal drugs that make aspies more social?
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>>38892378
Ritalin is supposedly the actual drug for dealing with autism. Alcohol is a social lubricant for most people. MDMA will make you very social and lovey/happy but you need to be taking it with someone for them to get the same effect.
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>>38892378
Alcohol. What's good for Normies is just for Aspies.
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>>38892405
>>38892420
What about something that you can take in the longterm?

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>just caved and ate an entire pizza
Ahahahaha who /fat/ here
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>>38892349
what flavour was it?
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>just caved and ate six large pizzas in a day

Get on my level
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>>38892441
no fucking way, i dont believe you.

>hey anon can we switch seats? i wanna talk to the person next to you.
>o-ok...
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>>38892331

>"alright m'lady, but first you must beat me at magic the gathering."
>"'tis a magical card game, m'lady."
>"if you manage to beat me, i will be forever indebted to you."
*pulls of cards*
>shall we begin?
>"anon.....I don't."
>"shh, let us begin m'lady."
*shuffles cards on desk while staring at said chick*
>"now i will deal the cards"
>"anon...I just want to switch seats.... I just can't deal with this and you know Chad is just a better male than you are!"
>"he's more athletic, he's funnier, he's taller, he just speaks to me even when he doesn't."
>"o-ok...m'lady, I wish I didn't have to do this....."
>"but you forced my hand in this one!"
*pulls out katana from military backpack*
"i'm sorry I have to do this.."
*slices Stacey as well as Chad Thundercock in half*
"'tis done.."
*tips fedora*
"farewell m'lady"
*dashes out the classroom never to be seen again*
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>>38892882

Fucked up the fucking post and captcha

I had one fucking job
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>>38892954
don't worry man it wasn't that funny

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when i measure my height on a carpet i am slightly over 172cm because my feet sink more into the carpet than my tape measure

when i measure on a hard surface i am 173cm

does this mean i'm 172cm or am i 173cm
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>>38892304
It means you're short. I would say something else, but the fact that you're making this thread means you're wallowing in self-pity over your height and the only thing you'll listen to is people regurgitating your opinion and feeding your insecurity.
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>>38892345
5' 8" isn't short...

i literally just wanted to know if i should use the real measure or the carpet measure
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>>38892366
Real measure.

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