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>>38893539
They have the thing we want.
They have the power.
are you that fucking stupid?

>>38893539
>but if a man rejects a woman for being a slut/non-virgin, he's demeaned as a monster by women?

Because you care about this. If you want to reject a woman for being too slutty for you, then do it. If she's too slutty for you and that's why you're rejecting her and she asks why then tell the truth. Say "I don't date girls as slutty as you."

It's that fucking simple. If you're too scared then that's on you for being a pussy. The only consequence is that they might cry and act tough and act like they don't care and try to spin it on you but inside they'll be crushed because they know it's true and they'll know they can't go back.

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>>38893539
Because only good people have sex. Only good people have relationships. Women are the most common in committing the just world fallacy.

>>38893467
Being a robot is not just being unable to get laid. It's about the fact that you're too different to fit in with social norms. You become an outcast. How you become like this doesn't matter. All that makes you a robot is ostracization. Not liking the same things everyone else likes. Not doing the same things everyone else does. Not fitting the cookie cutter shape of society. Not being a perfect cog in the machine.

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>>38893467
If you read deeper into the board you'd actually know that this board is for anti-normies and smug neets.

>>38893687
Basically this. You can either be an outcast in your mind (cyborg) or an outcast both inside and out (robot)

>>38893410
>he was gay and let himself be killed
>ironically christfaggot
>wants the world to end
>striving to become him
I believe you considering where I am.

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>>38893410
>ITT: characters that you strive to become.
thius

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>>38893410
Or rather, the character he played in his act

>>38893391
wagwan senpai

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>>38893391
Bombogalo

>>38893391
I accept who I am

>That time you tried to be normal
well there's your problem

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>>38893377
>>None of your business, fuck off
Top lel anon.
I've also never been invited to a party or any shit like that. It was super awkward in school when the group of people I hung out with at lunch would make plans to go to parties and drink with each other right in front of me and I was never invited. I didn't really wanna sperg out and ask "can I come?" like I was 5 years old. Didn't feel good. Any other anons know this feel?

>>38894574

Yeah, I still act like this. Just yesterday my friends organized a small summer trip and they invited people ignoring me. It hurts, but I feel like asking them would be embarassing.

Why are manlets and uggos so angry?

>>38893220
>Are we the next nazis guys?
We would be if we weren't so obsessed with anime and video games and if we didn't sit in our rooms 24/7 doing nothing productive

>>38894454
This is probably what (((they))) wanted. They contributed to build a society where betas would be too distracted by porn and anime to avoid a second uprising.

>>38893218
i like driving in the night with night call playing makes me feel really comfy + points if its raining.

her mom forced me to sleep on the couch downstairs

in the morning they had like pancakes or waffles or something

they all had whipped cream and when I said I didn't want whipped cream on my pancake or waffle or whatever the mom was upset and she insisted that I wasn't allowed to say no

I can't remember if I had the whipped cream or not

wanna listen to slowdive lol

Is this that gril from the meme video where someone says they want to fuck her in the arse? And then they're like "oh sorry, i thought you was boy".

>tattoo
>only an undergrad degree
>hair dyed unnatural color
>muh ebin gamer gurlll
D R O P P E D
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>comfy rose thread
There's no such thing. These threads are usually posted by nasty fucked up obsessives who never learn and can never find anything better to do with their lives.

>>38893139
thats not devilish, you just have an opinion

>>38893139

I love Lisa: the painful

>>38893581
>keeps newfags from enjoying what you enjoy
>keeps potentially newfags from buying it to stimulate the vidya creators into making you a sequel or similar game thus sabotaging yourself as well
It is devilish, you're just not a deep thinker.

Not every time, but when I was younger I would take very large poops. Like poop mountains. I would finish up, and then run into my room & dive on my bed with my ass in the air as I lay crying.

Eat more fiber so your poo comes out more easily

>>38893223

Seconded. Also:

Drink more water, and exercise more. Especially exercise, your body starts to give you shit signals after you eat which indicates healthy bowel movements. If you are eating several meals and still not taking a shit, you probably have like 5lbs of backed up shit that's about to tear your anus apart when it finally comes out. Pooping should be effortless if you're doing it right.

>>38893091
Right if everyone was a winner we wouldnt be upset. But you know lol fuck all these people who dont experience something natural and necessary as sex and love am i right c.f.

Did you just figure that out? Seems like we have a big brain boi over here :^)

>>38893091
That used to be it. But I have no reason to try, and by extension, be angry at it. I still would like to have (((pure virgin qt))) but I'm not delusional and don't want to put in the effort required to acquire a decent female, because I don't see the reward anymore

>>38893018
australian normies are friendly but the chads keep to their own percentiles and only sometimes interact with lesser people

in high school about 60% of the kids are a swarm of 'popular kids' and the rest are nerds/ugly

>>38893018
Argentina here (Buenos Aires). Normies here only care about football (soccer), sex, and beef. Their entire lives revolve around that. Literally every situation is treated as a football game. From hanging out with friends to electing the president of the country. All it matters is who roots for his "team" the hardest.

Lithuanian normies are pretty much about cars, sex and music.

>>38892998

>Gay
>Not idiot

Pick one faggot

Because homosexuality is a disease brought on by genetic defects or societal factors causing men to become prison gay.

>>38892998
They're not actually gay. They just suck dick to fit in. They feel the need to jazz it up and make a caricature of themselves so no one realizes they're merely playing a character.

Good luck anon. Hope the feelings are returned.

>Put on balls
>Put on pants
>Get ready for everything
Good luck anon.

>>38892988

Anon, I'm one to say that it wont work, but if you are me, and she is like her. Then please don't. Only ask her if you are 100% sure she WANTS to go. I asked her and she just said ''I'm busy this month'' And well... If you're doing this anyway, good luck

Hooray! Rape for everybody!

>>38892903
lol we've had a lot of sex before but we had an argument now im suing him for rape because i now withdraw consent lol xD gurls rule

You can only rape your wife if you made a bad choice of a wife. My favorite thing to do is come home and push my wife over the stove or sink. If she got bitchy about it I would go find someone else,