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Lexi Belle 4/10? Pic unrelated Im sure...

>>38894478
Because it's harder to look like a Chad than it is to be a Stacy.
Chad takes hours of grueling work in the gym, confidence, & great facial genetics etc.
Stacy literally only needs some fat in her T&A which comes easy post puberty and a decent face and men will want to stick their penis in her.

>>38894478
lexi belle? more like taco bell tbqh

Not letting this thread die.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROVER

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROVER!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROVER!

MAKING THIS ORIGINAL FOR A GOOD ROBOT FRIEND

>>38894439
you're a litle...

boulbus

>174 cm
>120kg

fuck

Same here

I tried it last year but failed because of >muh Ramadan
A month later I realised that religion was a meme and gained 5 more kgs
I'm starting to eat less and doing daily 1 hour walks (2.5 on weekends)
Hoping all goes well

>>38894382
>Would you ever go out with a designer human?
>Would you ever go out with a ... human?
>Would you ever go out with ...?
yes

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>>38894382
>tfw was born too early
>can't be born as a designer human so I'd coast to the Chad life.
I"M SO FUCKING MAD!!!

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>>38894382
>designer human?
A human made from Prada or Gucci?
Tiffany & Co maybe?

I like these pictures
I want pepe to be happy

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>>38894275
Just fucking go through with it dude. Who cares about pleasuring the woman??? Get your nut and get out

You can start with leaving this board because anyone how had 3 chances to get laid within a year doesn't belong here.

>>38894265
A lot of Christians believe in predestination anyway. Why would that conflict?

>>38894265
> parallel worlds
> no choice
pick one

>>38894265
>free will doesn't exist
what are you saying by this? im guessing youre a scientist?

>>38894244
What did she say to you to make you want to hit her?

>>38894244
I'm going to go to sleep in my own bedroom after my parents make me a nice dinner but at least you punched someone in the face I guess.

>>38894263
just had enough of her bullshit, she's always picking on me and putting me down and making me hate myself. she's always finding a reason to bully me and put me down cause she thinks she's better than me

its not like i didnt warn her, i told her i'd punch her in the face if she didn't stop

>>38894036
watch people react to meme compilations/trailers

>>38894036
go outside

oreganoli

browse internet

>>38893994
What course m8? Are you in student housing?

>>38894163
Foreign Relations, and yes I'm in a student housing.

>>38894163
International relations I mean...

w-what anime is this from

also go back to personality haven

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME (I CAN FEEL IT, BABY)

>>38894010
I can't read jap but I can tell by the art-style that it's based on a manga by alice no takarabako.
So, maybe look for that.

because their happy

because they have a good kaiser to take care of them

Why do normies want to shake the hand of someone they respect?

"if i ever met the president i would shake his hand"

*watching something on TV* "I would shake that guy's hand"

>>38893802
>People are saying it means you're gay and you're an attention whore douche-bag
This is what nu male plebbitors say about Chads because they're jealous and insecure. It's like when you see some emasculated beta complain about guys who act too manly or complain about guys with muscles and pretend they're "glad they don't look like that."

It's weakness and insecurity manifesting as some kind of beta fake superiority.

>>38893860
I think that means it's fine to do so.
I know people think negative thoughts about people that do that, but I don't see what's so bad about it.

At the same time, I feel like it violates what a lot of people hold dear; at the same time, I don't talk to a lot of people, and I don't care when I see someone shirt-less in the road. I don't want to upset anybody, but I don't want to be cucked out of being able to walk down the street and feel the wind on my body.

Should I just take my shirt-off?

Does it really matter to anyone?

>>38894105
>I feel like it violates what a lot of people hold dear; at the same time,
The only people it violates are rabid feminists who want to free the nipple and hate fucking white males or fat insecure dudes who don't want girls to see you shirtless next to them and compare.

Take your shirt off bro, be free

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There are some nighs when you just can't fall asleep, and you can't change anything about it, probably
Maybe you had coffee or energy drinks too late, maybe you've slept too much this night

>>38893845
I only slept for 2 hours and I'm fucking exhausted and can't nap

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>tfw built up such a tolerance to melatonin that I have to take 10 pills a night to fall asleep
>still wake up after 4 hours

I don't think I've ever stooped this low. I may be a beta, but I'm not a thirsty beta.

Can someone translate that? I can't understand what he's trying to communicate.

>>38893775

>bars and lean don't mix

Either they mean xanax bard and cough syrup, or going out to a bar and cough syrup.

Either way, people unironically drink cough syrup? That is the trashiest shit I've ever heard of.

I did that one time when I was in high school, but I was a space case back then.

lmao this is like the retarded don't judge me challenges but an incredibly ugly person did it

>>38893619
for what purpose though. it's already done

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>>38893650
lol
orignoli