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>>38895370
Sorry, I'm not that autistic.

I have difficulty in working out if people are being nice to me or if they are humouring me/ridiculing me. Probably part of the reason why I hate being around people for fear they will start taking the piss out of me.

Considering I fake 90% of my interactions, unless I really feel a strong strong good vibe I just assume most other people are faking it too

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DEUS VULT!

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>>38895167
Hey, ex-moslem here
I had some problems with the later half of the qu'ran after medina and really thought the whole thing wasn't for me
But after I decided I wasn't a moslem anymore now a lot of people are unhappy with me
Turns out the prophet mohammad commanded that apostates be slain?
What am I meant to do?

Please respond.

Sandniggers, exploding camel calvary, jihad johnies, trashbag women, and goat fuckers can get the fuck off of my board and never return. Fuck you, islamic monkey.

>>38895099

>No physical safe in case mouth is occupied

This is irresponsible faggotry.

>>38895099
This can't be real

What was the safe word?

>>38895099
first of all, homos cant lose their virginity to men. Virginity is for normal humans.

You've given a great example of why, too. This kind of degenerate rape fest is the type of sick twisted fuckery that fags get up to.

It's not healthy and it slowly degrades a nation's morals.

What you call "sex" and "losing your Virginity" is actually a pale imitation of normal healthy people, and that's why it's unfulfilling.

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>shadguy

>>38895035
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh nope can't. I tried, trust me

I'm an psuedo-chad black guy with low body fat who stands at 6'4(3)"
I'm very obviously saving my virginity for the right lady

>>38895032
(1)
>cover up mine and her arms with bandages to stop the bleeding
>button down my shirt sleves and put on my blazer to hide the wounds.
>use some of her fake tan to hide the bruise on my forehead.
>wipe my blood from the floor leaving the pile where she self harmed.
>Wipe my DNA from the knife and wipe it with her hand and blood.
>wipe a smear of blood on the counter to make it look like she passed out from blood loss and headbutted it on the way down.
>the paramedics turn up and I explain I found her like this when I got home and that she has a history of self harm.
>They take us to the hospital and put her on a life support machine.
>2 weeks later she wakes up from a coma and starts ranting about how i did this to her.
>she starts a legal case by her parents remorgaging their house.
>the case is thrown out due to lack of evidence and the paramedics witness statements backing me up and deciding the scene did not seem suspicios at the time.
>acroding to a pissed off leter from her parents she apparently had a break down tried to hang herself only to be sectioned and confined to a mental hospital for the rest of her existance.
>turns out days after she was taken to hospital, that she must have looked through my facebook that was left open that I forgot to close when i was using the internet as it was open on the messages when I used the internet.
>for her to discover messages to my cousin in Australia where we used kisses on the end of sentances when talking to each other.
>To think i could have fathered the next generation of mass murderers and genocidal dictators!

Moral of the story:
Stay away from crazy girls, even if it means taking the MGTOW pill and being alone its far better than being stabbed to death repeatedly like a living voodoo doll.

>>38895032
>be aged 19
>engaged and have office job
what?

>19
>engaged
save that shit for when your 35 life is too short to spend your best years committed to someone who will mostly hate you in 5 years.

>>38894996
you are doing better than most people here
whats the wage?

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>>38894996
"That's great, Billy. Working will allow you to do things you've always wanted to do, like saving for a rainy day. Have you seen any girls there and offered to take them to dinner?"

>>38895039
oh and may if i may add
you can always do better, if you do or not is your decision but just think of the things you can achieve

>>38894986
Entrance exams for forums and chans are generally a good idea. I wish they were a thing.

sounds worse than this place, your idea sucks

OP i'm telling you right now. GOOD LUCK and DON'T MAKE IT COMPATIBLE WITH MOBIL DEVICES.

>>38894950
>that tryhard worker who annoys everyone
you're giving them a week off kek

>>38894950
what job? don't tell me it's some low tier wagecuck job and your boss is just taking advantage of you.

>>38894950
>not putting time into videogames and hobbies
videogames give you a little bit of wisedom imo through the choices you make during gameplay, while the hobbies are basically your interests in the real world, be it reading books or articles or something like woodwork/carving.

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>>38894919
See you tomorrow

You're here forever senpai lmao @ ur life

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here's one i drew for a drawfag thread.

OPee here, bumping, pls send more

>>38894849
Serves you right fucking normie. Why even bring this shit here you fucking loser?

>>38894849
Double suicide. It's the only way to be sure

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>>38894849
I don't know that feel

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>>38894808
By realizing that happiness isn't best in life. We only become stronger as individuals through hardship.

>>38894808
by trying to reduce the amount of individual suffering

Killing all women.

u a man hater?

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>"men" that ask for a mmf threesome

>"men" that ask their girlfriend for a MMF threesome and say they don't want an FFM threesome
Literally me (if I had a gf).

>>38894678
I know more male porn star names than female ones. That worries me a little.

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>>38894678
>when theres too many new whores to keep track of

>jerk off about 2-3 times at most to the same video
>watch 2-3 videos of the same whore before I get bored of her
There were a few exceptions to these rules. There was one feet joi video that I must've jerked off maybe 15 times to. Probably more, I didn't count.

>>38894661
Would post "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" but the bot thinks it's not original enough.

Put it on the wall of my study.
I don't have the tools materials or expertise to build anything.

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>>38894661
Sell them to a terrorist group that has access to uranium deposits and watch the world burn

i can start streaming right now and you can look at me be sad

/terradragonita

>>38894859
Can't understand french. english would be cool