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>>38898155
Washington is /ourstate/

>>38898155
Well, looks like my state is over.

Any Floridabros?

You guys do know that ebony brings up black women and not black men, right?

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>>38898084
probably, but lets hope otherwise

>>38898084
Not sure. I'm planning on going out on Jan 1st 2020, but not sure if I'll make it that long

If Trump is recalled I'm going to kill myself

>>38898069
Alcohol i suppose

How in the fuck to you eat that much and not get fat? I eat two meals a day of half that portion and still have a belly

>>38898176
>and not get fat?

>implying op is not a pathetic overweight sack of lard

FUCKING NORMIES, CANCEROUS NORMAL FAGS LETS START HATING

Anon if you kill them I won't forgive you

Is this the next celebrity suicide thread?

>>38898022
no, those are the creatures i study everyday

all normies deserve to die, no exceptions

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>>38898022
Says a guy not educated enough to know the difference between "everyday" and "every day".

Yeah you're developing schizophrenia

>>38897980
People tend to refer to this as "synchronicity". It's better not to discuss it as things get really weird really quickly. Just think of it as cool coincidences.

>>38897980
I think it's called confirmation bias. Basically you only notice when one of these "coincidences" happen, but if you think about it, 99% percent of the time coincidences are not happening to you. And some of those "coincidences" are just stupid. Eating a banana and then someone in a show does something with a banana? Come on, man. I think you're reaching.

childish bumpino

>>38898682
bumping uglies

I dunno. It's been like a few years now. Never really been satisfied by sex because of anxiety. Thinking of going back on meds to curb it and bring back blissful ignorance. I just can't even say anything to girls that I obviously find attractive. Can't wait to have my life on track so I can at least lure girls by my riches

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Kira noir
Taylor luxx
Tia Cyrus

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>>38898020
Guess what all these women have in common.

>>38898075
I'd let her inhale my dick.

Also I have almost gotten in several fights lately. A guy honked at me because I crossed the street a little before the sign came on and he pulled over and kept honking. I just kept walking but I heard him honking for like 3 minutes. Then a homeless guy outside a grocery store told me "I hope you choke on it" and I said "me Too buddy" and then he stood up and started telling gibberish at me. Then last night I was at a bar alone around 1:30am just sitting there drinking. This guy comes up and bumps into me, kind of dancing but I thought he was trying to order. The bartender asked him what he wanted and he just started laughing and kept bumping and dancing on me. I said "can I help you?" And he kept doing it. So I put my hand in my pocket to undo the safety on my switchblade and he must've thought I was about to do something because he returned to his table of laughing normies and whores. I went to have a smoke and this cunt says like "he I was just kidding man lol" and I told him not to worry about it. Then him and his whores came out to smoke too and the girls were laughing at me. I should and could have killed this fucking guy. But instead i chumped out and said "can I help you" should have caught him with an elbow and introduced him to the bottom of my boot

God fucking dammit
No more. Next cunt that acts like he wants some is getting it.

Anyone else feel like they are under siege?

>>38897894
Well anon why are roomies avoiding you? Stink? Boring? nosy? Something is up but next time some bitch comes up and touches you it's assault and you can drop his ass legally then people will start to fuck off when you look mean and fuck and hit them if they get confrontation with you

>>38897939
don't say roomie you autist normie

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>>38897833
time is fucking terrifying

and of course no one shows up

typical

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>>38898049
T-theyre sleeping, right?

>>38897822

You're gonna feel like total shit and just increase your chances of binge eating again. Eat healthy and exercise. Have some self control.

Yeah OP >>38897863 is right. No point losing weight without the benefits of exercise, its only starvation

Dont listen to these idiots, OP.
Reducing your meal sizes will actually make you more hungry than fasting.
The first day of fasting is always the hardest, but after awhile you dont get hungry at all.

>>38897821

Fucking run.

One man versus a world of women who have access to all the guns men left behind. The odds aren't great.

>>38897821
>you go to bed and you're the last man on earth
>what do you do
>I'd walk around from town to town, and if stds are still real for some reason, I'd only bang virgins.

That depends, what happened to the other men?
did they all die simultaneously? Did they disappear?
Do the women know I am the last man on earth?

I would probably consult some center of learning on what the best strategy would be for the human race going forward. Possibly a medical school or something near me, I'm sure there's plenty of female faculty in biological sciences.

Well first of all, nothing would work anymore. Electricity probably wouldn't work anymore, grid would probably go to shit pretty soon if men disappeared.

I would probably just kill myself this situation is too stressful and I'm getting upset just thinking about it

>>38897821
I'd start preparing for the logistics of keeping the human race going because while sperm banks exist it would ultimately fall on me to contribute the necessary genetic code until more males were born or if no more were, giving science a chance to figure out a solution. I'm sure the U.N. or the US government (whatever's left of either) would get into contact with me immediately to figure out why I was spared/left behind.
If I was feeling particularly edgy I'd just kill myself.

>>38897723
you just don't have the things that make you a chad,
most people got everybody else not just you

>>38897723
If you dont look like a complete failure, like most of us here, you may have a chance. Though you need the right character, if girls like to talk to you you're basically a fucking normie and should stop wasting your time here.

>>38897723
This image needs to be destroyed.

drinking an islay, is the discord worth joining or just polluted with dumb idiots like those trap/fag/wannaberobot discords being spread on this board often?

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>>38897989
here ye go lad. Our discord is comfy

The discord is dead.

>>38897565
How does your mom blame you for everything? I mean what.

>>38897713

When I was young she told me when I misbehaved or got bad grades in school I released negative forces or something which caused bad things to happen in the world, so whenever something bad happened in the news (natural disasters, murders, terrorist attacks) she said I did it because I didn't do my chores or I got suspended from school or I just wasn't nice enough to her that day. I used to think it was just some bullshit she made up to make me behave, and for the most part it worked fine. I constantly tried to be nice to her and stay out of trouble, but she still does this with me now that I'm 24. I think she's genuinely insane, but she's not hurting anyone so I really can't do anything about it. It still fucks with me though, even though I know it doesn't make sense.

>>38897785
>yfw 9/11 was your fault