GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY R9K! I NEED IT TO ASK OUT A GIRL. I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SAVE ME FROM THIS SUFFERING AND GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING ENERGY
FUCK YOU HOPE SHE IS SUCKING CHAD'S COCK RIGHT NOW
DIE A LOSER LIKE ALL OF US ARE
>>38899108
Don't worry we're here to help.
>>38899108
GO for it my dude!
just don't get too dumped when she rejects you. I've been rejected 6 times
i HTAEE the friend zone
u make a girl chocolate milk
and she WONT have sexd with u
unbelievable
what's the point
>>38899088
I know you're joking and this is satire, but I feel like people who are stuck in the friend zone and complain are pretty misunderstood. There's more to elevating a relationship than just moving into the "sex territory". There's a whole new level of intimacy and connection when you elevate a relationship from friendship to a dating situation. So it's not like these guys are just pissed that they couldn't get sex, and that's all they wanted. They wanted to take a good relationship with a person who they deem attractive to the next logical step, but got rejected. And people make it seem like all they wanted to do was fuck the person. Then you get people trying to make it seem like that the person felt "entitled" to sex, even though most people rarely feel that way.
Sorry had to let that out
>>38899453
Sort of this. I've never complained about being friendzoned, but its really just a way of saying one got rejected, but they don't detest you.
However, there's some reason (started by women maybe?) that complaining about being friendzoned is somehow more entitled and obnoxious than complaining about rejection in general.
>>38899531
The whole argument that guys who complain about rejection/friendzone are assholes seems to have validity at first glance, but then you realize the same people who complain about them won't say the same shit about men who beat women.
Honestly it's another excuse to silence men. It's kind of fucked up when you realize how far modern-day radical feminism has spread, and what its true statement/endgoal is.
How do I make myself feel a little better? I'm feeling a weak panic attack, but I'm scared and feel bad
Concentrate on your breathing, it is a great help for me. Also do I drink tea and listen to comfy music to feel better. And I try to order and write down my thoughts.
>>38899085
I'm sorry to hear about that anon. Here's my cat connie to help cheer you up. She's missing a bunch of teeth so her tongue sticks out sometimes. I hope this makes you smile, it does for me when I'm feeling blue
>>38899085
assume fetal position in your bed. listen to music. take deep breaths. in throuhg your nose, out thruogh your mouth. works for me senpai.
Why don't you participate in single cooking classes, dancing classes or evening language classes? There are often more women than men and it should be easy to pic up some shy girl that is like you
I took art classes but they all just assumed I was gay and treated me like one of the gals
>>38899039
Because I'm anti social, you normie
>>38899069
Continue and become one of them anon.
>tfw skinny babyface manlet with caveman-tier arms and legs
The picture doesn't do it justice, there's curly hair all over and it takes like over an hour to trim it all every 2 weeks. Should I just let it grow? I don't mind my arms but it's a little excessive.
Also have random like 1/2" wiry hairs that spring up on my back
>>38899030
>caveman-teir lags
op you know nothing of my struggle.
pic related is me
>>38899030
get a tan and it'll look masculine
>>38899189
you're fucked
>>38899189
I look like this too. Never bothered me.
What fantasy would would you escape into if you could?
For me it's the lost kingdom of Eleum Loyce from Dark Souls 2. Despite how desolate it might seem, it's just such an unbelievably comfy place.
>>38898964
Babylon 5, It isn't glistening and glittery like Star Trek, and it takes place during an epic struggle for the galaxy. I'd probably die too, so that's a plus
ur moms pussy u virgin faggot fucking nerd shit head gamer fag
>>38898964
I really enjoy skyrim.
(inb4: old elder scrolls are better i know i know.)
>your ideal girl has browsed /r9k/ at some point
>she used to spend all the time desperately searching for you until she just gave up completely, trying to accept that she would be alone for the rest of her life
good luck finding her if shes given up and spends all day in her room
>>38898961
Oh please.
>your ideal girl MAYBE browsed this shithole for about 10 seconds
>if she somehow lasted longer than that then she would likely avoid revealing her gender
>if the both of you were somehow dumb enough to lurk a thread where she could share/accept contact information, there's no guarantee that you'd even get a reply
>if you somehow did get her contact info before the thread 404ed, you'd somehow have to distinguish yourself from the literally hundreds of other thirsty fuckers who added her
>>38898961
>your ideal girl has browsed /r9k/ at some point
you dont want her to be your ideal girl
well at least you are not a faggot so i wish you gl anyway
wut r some good r9k tier jobs?
Truck driving
You barely talk to anyone, you sit by yourself in the truck, you get to a delivery location and take a nap until they give you a dock number and take another nap or read manga until they're done unloading your truck, then you drive to another one or you're done for the day
Night shift security guard
Programmer
Trucker
>>38899014
Real life isn't like Euro truck simulator, dumbo.
Hi guys, I will attend freshers week and I have no idea on whether or not to join the animu club
I don't really feel like a normie but I don't really recognize myself as a big anime fan
Should I avoid it or welcome it ?
>posting anime
lol fuck off twat shit head faggot retarded idiot, here's a little secret buddy: anime fags WILL NEVER MAKE IT you are fuckign doomed there is no happiness at the end of the road for u, it's lal darkness with anime ur fucking done its over u dont get laid u dont get love nothing u get anime ur dead fucking faggot just die u submissive virgin twat fuckiing retarded unaware fag
>>38898939
This bait is so bad I have to reply
Why don't you go and just not turn up again if it's shit? It's not like you have an obligation to the place forever
How do I stop living a life of sloth and lust?
Bump, would like to know too
Accept God OP. He will help with all of your problems.
>>38898877
I've already accepted God but I don't really know what he wants from me.
I just can't stop being a fucking slob and I've tried so much
Are you guys guilty of this?
>>38898707
>Why aren't you giving me attention correctly?
Who's going to make me guilty for shit like this?
>>38898707
>narcissistic landwhale is in love with herself
>158k likes
>probably gets her own show or some shit
>saying kind things is more appreciated than saying self-absorbed things
Wow such oppression.
Why do you like this guy when he was basically a chad by /r9k/ standards?
>>38898647
>never been laid
>never been kissed
>never talked to a girl
>never held hands with a girl
>never been liked by a girl
>chad
>Chad
>kills people cause he can't get laid
Good one anon, but your baits shitty
who the fuck likes him you autistic retard? you're the only one that likes him. fuck off and die like him you piece of shit punk faced twat before i fuck your mom in front of your dad cucking him into oblivion and shrinking your balls fucking faggot
I got this new Titanium SpinMaster X90.
The thing spins like a dream. But of course, being a a power-user, I wanted to push it further, so I made some modifications.
First, I replaced the stainless steel bearings with ceramics and switched from a grease-based lubricant to that expensive Chinese silicone lube.
It really did wonders! I'm topping out at about 1600rpm now, AND IM GETTING ABOUT 4 OR 5 LESS QUADS per arm on the backspin.
My only problem is I'm getting some SERIOUS bearing overheating.
Yes. I know I could switch to rubberized grip pads, but the Dynamics on those can really up your friction, and I don't even want to think about water cooling this thing.
Any suggestions?
>>38898638
>Any suggestions?
Stop spinning
>>38898638
So are you a normie or an autist
>>38898666
>666
The devil is a lie. Also, if you're just gonna spew hate then get out!
>>38898680
You tell me.
What will you do when your hairline retreats?
>>38898635
Finish the job with a shotgun
>>38898635
Already started.
Just one more thing on the list of reasons to end it. If only I wasn't such a coward.
>>38898698
Most men will have some loss of hair though. Why can't you handle it?
So, I do go out sometimes. But it's hard to remind myself I'm not a friendless loser when I hear about friends or people going to things I wasn't invited to.
An old friend is having a grad party tonight and didn't invite me, but my best friend is going.
I was going to make plans just so I wouldn't feel so guilty and bad about being a loser, but I'm tired from work. Lately I've just been trying to make plans with some people not because I want to go, but because I don't want to feel friendless.
How can I not feel this way? Just telling myself "you do have friends" doesn't help too much.
>>38898606
You realize that friends are, for the most part, a burden, and that it's more fun to do things alone.
Accept and embrace the loneliness
>>38898606
OP do NOT let go of the few frinds you have. When you get really lonely, or you start going to talk with strangers or you go nuts
>>38898765
I know, but I asked how I could feel less bad about not always having plans..