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>>38902283
>but I figured they were pretty smart
You must be Indian

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hi I'm Indian ama
bully me

>>38902336
Why do indians love cuck porn so much?

Because drawings can't do the things that a real woman can

>>38902354
That's even better then.

2d can't cater to my cbt fetish

Fuck off rich ass faggot

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German Beer, well any beer that is brewed under bavarian purity laws that arent full of shitty chemicals are superior.
Though not for everyone franziskaner weissbier is god tier that has been going for hundreds of years.
After a couple the funny wheat taste goes and its the best beer on earth that is ploughing mindblowing but here is the best bit, you wake up feeling almost like normal, due to it being natural and not full of monsanto globalist shite that they are posioning us with in other drinks.

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>>38902228
>expensive
>40 proof
Ill admit white russians are a pretty tasty drink but I just cant fathom paying so much for such a little amount of alcohol
If you dont care about money id recommend pic related its way better than standard

>>38902210
Go bitch about it somewhere else normalfag

>>38902210
maybe just playing videogames doesn't fulfill you, you need some other hobby or aspiration

>>38902210
it's because in ur life u have the potential to become world class in about 6 things implying u don't waste ur time u have the potential to accomplish so much more than just surviving maybe ur emptiness is a sign ur not fulfilling ur purpose

>>38902184
I honestly want a dog and cat more than a gf right now.

>>38902209
are u into bestiality?

>>38902184
It feels good desu, although I almost never let her touch my junk without permission

the dude is 5'7

>>38902148
>Being so retarded you can't understand the Spider-Man story
He's a robot who turns into Chad via pure luck

>>38902148
He doesn't get the girl at the end though, he's basically a /fit/ steroid abuser
original

>>38902141
How would you date someone for several months and not know what they look like?

What? Oh you're one of those long distance types. Just don't get her pregnant.

>>38902141
I would normally avoid a black girl for my own reasons. But in this scenario I would not mind as a girl who could genuinely match my interests and hobbies and be sweet/cute isn't an easy find. You think they are but the ones you might think of as an example are just liars.
Girls like this are rare and beautiful. Race wouldn't cross my mind if I were to be in that situation.

>>38902104
>loneliness is bad for your health
Good I just want to die already.

>>38902150
Bad news is that it's a very slow death. Like HIV. At least with HIV you can say someone physically loved you once.

>>38902104
So, will the public health system issue girlfriends now?
I mean, if they can give syringes to fucking junkies for free, they can get me a 5/10 too.

>>38902103

if she leaves you for a Chad, you can stay.

>>38902103
I swear to god anon, you get laid and I'll fucking reeeeeeee.

>>38902103
ANON PLEASE "CUTE" IS A ROASTIE MEME, IT DOES NOT MEAN SHE WANTS TO GET ON YOUR PANTS, IM BEGGING YOU DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE THAT I DID

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we will have to act like we care

uh oh

>>38902048
that's a very dad like thing to say, chadbot9076586
What are we supposed to work toward you fag?
Cause if we knew we would not be on this board to begin with

>>38902316
It's just Act on Instinct by Frank Klepacki
There are so many posters in their late 20s I was hoping everybody instantly recognized it

>>38902042
Again? You seem to be obsessing over this video.

Can someone post a text-based description so that I don't get vanned by clicking that shit, nigga?

>>38902080
>pornhub link
>vanned

get out newfag

Anyone?
I'm seriously confused here. Was this some sort of trolling attempt or was this genuine autism?

>>38902040

maybe he was a total sperg who couldnt even socialize online and reacted like that because he was too afraid idk

autism honestly

Maybe he has a mental illness and he convinced himself that you don't like him/it wouldn't work/you were just going to make fun of him.

>>38902035

Probably using his mom's last name to escape from Eliot's wrath

Why would they name this kid fucking jazz

>>38902190

>SoCal
>Hollywood producer dad
>jewish

>>38902009
Do a vocaroo for us anon

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Bro, I know that feel

>>38902009
If it's a cheap mic it'll sound worse than reality if that helps you deal.
I bought a good mic and it sounds much better

>>38901962
cigarettes
but not menthol thats for nigs

>>38901962
Take my penis pill ;)

>>38901962
00 buckshot applied directly to the head.