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>Be long haired faggot for whole life
>generally dressed really girly as a kid
>5'5, not much facial hair at all
>Always used to be extremely sensitive and got feelings hurt/ was bullied and stepped on all the time
>beta as fuck
>Experience sudden urge to "man-up"
>Throughout the past year I toughen up
>Now I feel like I've become what I hated
>bully faggots and sjw's telling them to kill themselves, going against their ways, being super offensive in public, etc.
>Build up some muscle (Started making myself do push-ups and other exercises by myself in my room
>Today have the sudden urge to shave my hair off (just on my head)
Question: If I do this, will I just look like a deformed rat-autist, or will I look more like a man?
I can't change the fact that I will be a turbo-manlet forever.

Who here /transformed from a girly-faggot that took things up the boipussy to a real man/
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>yet is still 5'5
this is too hilarious
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>5'5

you don't look or act tough or manly you seem like an angry little manchild compensating. Shave your head if you want but you won't be taken seriously at all unless you grow 6 inches
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>bully faggots and sjw's telling them to kill themselves, going against their ways, being super offensive in public, etc.

Is this what men do desu? Small dog syndrome. Go back to being boipussy.

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>tfw hate my own 6 year old half-sister because I can see she will be a manipulative roastie when she grows up

She's only 6 but is already showing signs of manipulation techniques on her parents.
>tfw she thinks i'm mean because I don't let her have her way
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Try to teach her. That's all you can do.
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>>38902877

Can't teach someone else's kid.
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>>38902877
Anon is right. Teach her to be strong and independent, n shiet.

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What's the minimum male requirement these days for an average woman?
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>>38902700
>be shitskin
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>>38902700
>9 foot dick
>20 feet tall
>perfect hair
>ripped
>lots of money
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Good looking
Clean
Skilled
Money
Well dressed
Fit
Average sized dick or above
Confidence

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Anyone else feeling like they are more 'conscious' than their peers?
I go outside or chat with someone and it's like chatting with a freaking machine, as if they aren't even sapient, like if you push the right buttons you can just get them to do whatever you want, and they won't even realize a thing...
Anyone else feeling this?
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Well, considering you're on a board full of robots, you shouldn't be surprised.
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no i'm the opposite. I'm pretty sure I'm just an NPC in a much more interesting person's world. maybe yours OP
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>>38902688
No, actually, but I do get how you could feel that way. Instead I'm hyper-aware of others' consciousness and am extremely intimidated by it.

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What the fuck do I do?
I'm KV. How can I meet a woman before then?

I can't go on my own it would be so embarrassing.
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>>38902596
You know they have people on craigslist that you pay to be your "date". No sexual stuff, just tellem what they need to say and your set. Get a real hottie, I personally prefer the college aged ones. Best of luck
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>>38902804
Have you done this before personally?
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>>38902596

You could just not go to the wedding

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How does one achieve prostate orgasm, please help me sissyfags.

>no homo
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>>38902589
Since I am the most awkward shy beta you could see, I cannot even buy a dildo because of anxiety. I use a whiteboard marker or a hairbrush handle to ride.
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>>38902659
But can you cum by only shoving it up your arse?
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>>38902686
Yep, it took some time to get comfy with it though. I had to wear it while I was walking around the city once to make myself comfortable with the fact that I was gonna make the stupidest thing I could ever do. It is kinda more mental than physical I guess.

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hey follow robots got got back from the gym

My 4th gf just broke up with me and those 3 women I fucked last weekend wont talk to me

I feel so sad and I have severe depression

I'm just like you guys right? fellow robots

this board is great right? I can talk about my personal problems

and if your a fembot give e your number

lso why do i get muted al lthe time? I'm totally original

Isn't this just like /b/?

originini
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rei is far better then asuka
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>>38902570
that's just too far, man
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What is the girl in this pictures name?

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In five, four, three, two...
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I know, you see
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>>38902586
It's gonna take some time to realize
that my comment wasn't original
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Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0reQCDL968
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They're cutie pies. They look great for 5 years of marriage.
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>>38902521
I think Rachel was a weeb whose prime goal was to get to Japan only to sucker some Jap dude into marrying her so she could get citizenship. Once she had him in the bag then she proceeded to exploit him, his country, and his culture for views and subscribers.

Honestly, he could do so much better. Don't know why he settled with that pale creature.
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>>38902521
jesus christ her fucking man jaw

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Anyone else sick? I have something unexplained that makes me very tired and feel sick it's not depression. Tell your story
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>>38902377
24/7 lethargy for years.
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>>38902392
So sleep deprevation?
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>>38902377
Sort of sounds like depression

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Black dots keep appearing on my walls, what do they mean
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Take a close look. They could be bedbugs or bedbug eggs, in which case you need to act ASAP
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>>38902471
No, they are like small voids
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>>38902524
Maybe we can help you better if you post pictures, anon.

Who /incel/ here?
I am so ashamed. want to kms.
Should I feel ashamed?
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tf is an incel
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>>38902334
involuntaryily celibate
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>>38902356
okay, how are you involuntaryily celibate?

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How do you find out for sure if you actually have social anxiety? I guess it should be obvious but some SA suffers are obviously worse than others.

Do you just go to the doctor and ask them if you have it?
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a-asking for a friend


origalo
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>>38902311

> Stumble over words and/or mumble often
> Would rather stay inside
> Afraid to socialize
> Gets anxious if someone walks up to talk to you
> Worry you may offend someone
> Social awkwardness
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>>38902311
>Social anxiety is the fear of being judged and evaluated negatively by other people, leading to feelings of inadequacy, inferiority, embarrassment, humiliation, and depression

This is why I hate "psychiatrist" because they give the illusion that you need someone to diagnose you for everything. If you fit that description consistently then yes you have social anxiety, you don't need a fucking "doctor" to tell you that. You also don't need a doctor to tell you how bad you suffer from social anxiety as only you can know that.

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Ever since beginning to use boxer briefs, my old loose fit boxers have become cum rags! Also, boxer briefs are VERY /comfy/. If you are currently not using boxer briefs, why not start today?!

>This has been an endorsement for boxer briefs.
>Do not support Hanes, however, for they still use traditional cotton collection methods.
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>tfw all your underwear have holes in them
>don't want to spend the money to replace them or on any clothes at all
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>>38902309
I've always used boxer briefs, boxers have no support for your cock and balls obviously
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Sh-should I stuff my pants so I have a bulge to? Will I get a girl to agree to go out with me?

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How do Chads in your country dress? Southern United States here.
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Southwest Brazil here, most of the chads look like pic related.
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>>38902296
Nike elite socks are hella comfy tho
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>>38902507
Why brackets are so popular in brazil? i've seen a lot of br chads wearing them.

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