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What are your thoughts about religion fellow robots?
I don't think it's something necessary but seeing lots of people finding a meaning for their lives through it makes me think it isn't something bad.
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>>38903805
Cool watercolor, is it yours?
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>>38903805
I think it can be a positive thing for people, but only if they come to religion on their own. Shoving faith down someone's throat never leads to good results for anyone.
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Most global religion (Catholicism, Islam, possibly Hinduism) is in desperate need of moral reform and there's no truth to the supernatural elements of their scripture, but human beings need beliefs. It's in our nature. Religion was born to satisfy a fundamental emotional need and in the right circumstances it can do so with very few downsides. Which in the grand scheme of things doesn't happen often, but oh well
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I'm curious: why do middle-aged people still refer to 13-19 year olds as "Millennials", even though Google implies they're not? Are middle-aged people possibly retards?
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>>38903787
Yes. Middle-aged people have time and time again been proven to be retards. They're the generation that produced Limp Bizkit.
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>>38903830
>implying Limp Bizkit is bad
>mfw
Stop being a faggot they honestly have some pretty good songs
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>>38903787
>buzzfeed detailed the generation
>buzzfeed
tell me you posted this ironically
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>been having copious amouts of unprotected anal sex with men
>guys that condums hurt so I just go raw dawg
>i didnt even realize that I was able to get hard and fuck men even though im straight not gay, until like 6 months ago ive been fucking A LOT
>got some flu like sympoms and a headache today
>googled it
>apparently HIV still exists even though I thought it had been eradicated in the 80s and was just a meme
what the FUCK do I do?
like even if I literally do just have the flue this time what should I literally do?
Im literally scared
FUcked like close to 50-70 differnt guys been having sex almost every day with one of my fwb's
bottomed for 4 or 5
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bump
Can a robot pls help me out
I dont have health insurance and a doctors visit would cost me like 100$ just to walk in, for tests or bloodwork it would cost me like 2 weeks pay
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>i didnt even realize that I was able to get hard and fuck men even though im straight not gay, until like 6 months ago ive been fucking A LOT
Sure are straight, buddy
There is only one way to find out if you have it and that's to go to the doctor.
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Perfect example of natural selection taking someone out of he gene pool. Learn from this example other robots
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>joke with my mom she's never going to have grandkids
>she starts crying
S-should i get a gf for my mom's sake? I could get a fat ugly bitch and put a few kids in her just for my family. Plus maybe she could cook or do housework or something? If I pick up some woman that's borderline deformed she'd have to be grateful for the attention and having their expenses paid.
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I don't understand this feel. My mum has outright told me that if I ever have children that she doesn't want anything to do with them.
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>>38903739
Than you'll be supporting the cycle. Your "wife" will want the same from your kids who will be probably as unhappy as you are.
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>>38903739
You gotta to learn to live for yourself. why the fuck do you want to have kids with some ugly ass bitch. think about how the kids will look. i'd rather if my kid is a fucking virgin loser than settle for some ugly ass bitch. enjoy being miserable to please your mom faggot
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Tired of being a fucking robot
>go to /fit/
>listen to everything they say
>get ripped af
>try talking to girls everywhere I go but they all blow me off
>no gf
>no friends
You said it would be easy if I was a Chad
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>"you can't be a robot, you're black"
>"you can't be a robot, you're tall"
>take this as encouragement
>go to the first almost decent looking girl I see
>try to to initiate normal conversation in a confident way
>get laughed at
fuck the chad meme, you're either born one or you're not
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>>38903641
The only things that matter are your face and level of autism
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>>38903641
"Have you tried being yourself, bro anon? That's usually all it takes."
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>tfw almost full bald at 27
Life just isn't fair. How do you deal with it, fellow bald/balding robots?
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20 and with a forehead bigger than my fucking face.
Started using finasteride and minoxidil, lost hair won't grow back but at least it is not getting worse
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buzz it all of. it's the only thing you can dothen join a white supremacist group because people will assume youre a skinhead anyway
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26 and it's been going since i was 21. I use Toppik microfiber and most people don't even know i'm balding until i tell them, but it's still annoying to have to apply, expensive, and quite depressing. Why should i have to go through these extremes? Life sucks.
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Will the pain of taking the 2D pill ever fade, boys?
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>>38903537
>you were born 2 centuries too soon to be able to upload you consciousness to a VR where anime is real
Trump better deliver on is campaign promise of make anime real fucking soon
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>>38903537
Naoto best girl.
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>>38903537
yep because we're all gonna blow our brains out before we get to fuck anime characters.
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"Your mother and I have been wondering, Champ: When are you going to give us grandchildren. We think it's time you found a nice girl to settle down with. Whatdy'a mean you'd rather be with your "way-foo?" Having kids is important because it passes on the family name, makes you more responsible, gives you a heightened sense of accomplishment, and ensures that you'll have someone to take care of you when you're old. And it's as simple as talking to that nice girl, looking her in the eye, giving her a firm handshake, and inviting her out to dinner."
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Billy, why don't you get out of your shell and introduce yourself to that nice waitress at the diner? That's how you meet people. You'll never find out if she's that special someone unless you make the first move.
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>>38903532
Bobby...we need to talk about excessive masturbation.....
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>>38903532
>>38903532
Son ....is there something wrong with you ?
You just can't have sex with the neighbor's chicken son...it's just not polite.
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Nearly half of Japanese people entering their 30s are virgins
>https://tribune.com.pk/story/1454697/nearly-half-japanese-people-entering-30s-virgins/
Why is Japan so superior, /r9k/? They are absolutely free from degeneracy and barbarism.
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>>38903488
The men are virgins. The women are Chad-chasers who share one Chad with five+ other women. It's really degenerate.
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You're mom is a virgin. Japan is nomber 1
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>the place that invented futa is free of degeneracy
Lmao whut
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What are these lines called? I have them under my eyes and they never seem to go away.
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>>38903482
virgin lines
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>>38903482
>>38903496
They're from fapping to much if i recall correctly
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>>38903482
the purpose of these lines are so you can tell when someone regrets squandering their adolescent years
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reroIIing my Iife
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>>38903480
>reroll life
>managed to squander teens years for the second time
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>>38903480
>>38903582
I'm tempted to just keep rerolling until I get reborn as a cute girl with good genetics in a rich family.
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>>38903610
That's not very fulfilling
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I was accepted in medschool. Tomorrow is my first day.
I'm shitting myself due to social anxiety and I'm not even there yet.
Greentext? Tips?
pic related Jeffrey joined the army to be a doctor
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>>38903391
jeffrey was discarded from the army though because of alcoholism
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>>38903453
and in the army, there was this guy he kept as his boytoy whom he'd abuse in many ways, including rape. he got away with that one. the guy was straight.
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>>38903489
im talking about him just so my thread doesnt die
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Fembots, have you been DP'd?
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>>38903377
You may proceed.
kek
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>>38903377
>fembot
>dp'd
Isn't that kinda disjoint by definition?
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you think i don't know all the black JAV actors????
you think i don't know what you did here?
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Any workplace drama stories?? 2017-08-07 01:47:44 Post No.38903339
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Any workplace drama stories??
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>Work at an enterprise size building
>Many agencies here
>I'm in the autistic IT department
>She's in a law enforcement agency
>Manage to chat with her, hit it off well
>End up fucking after about a week
>Learn how fucked that agency is, people sleeping with eachother
>She's sleeping with her bosses husband, after I find this out I lose interest in her
>She likes me more because of my lack of interest
>I learn she hates this one particular co-worker a lot
>I start talking to her more
>Hit it off, might fuck her soon too
>First girl is angry/jealous but she's banging a married man so who cares right?
>Think that maybe I should should stop talking to girl 2 because I could unite the two enemies
>Slightly nervous because if a women complains about sexual harassment I automatically lose
>Actually enjoying the socialization because I haven't had it in a while and am feeling greedy
>Current day, still debating what to do next..
I can be classified as a "Chad" because I've been with over 50 women but I'm still socially awkward as fuck in my opinion lol
Any stories? I want to focus on someone else's shit for a little while.
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Low quality bait OP but it got me to reply at least
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>>38903339
>be me
>first day at work
>Kassandra from human resources in charge of my training
>end up fucking her on the boss' desk
>cum on her face and some of it spills over a picture of the boss' wife
>get turned on by that
>fuck boss' wife a week later
>she gets pregnant
>tell boss that kassandra has been fucking in his office
>kassandra gets fired
>boss has no idea his son is my son
>still fuck kassandra once a week
>boss names my son Kassandro
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>>38903339
I've got just the spicy story for you, bucko:
>Women might be shit, but worse are the men who enable them.
Get the fuck off this board, and take your filthy, dishonorable hide with you.
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>can't enjoy movies
>can't enjoy series
>can't enjoy music
>can't enjoy video games
>can't enjoy other people's company
>only goes out for school
>never done anything meaningful in my life
>a 4 out of 10
>kissless virgin
>porn preferences gets more degenerate every week
>toxic depression spreads to my family
>wants to try drugs to know what joy even is
>thinks about suicide atleast 18 times a Month
Tell me, fellow robos about your joylessness in your life.
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>>38903332
It's constant and somewhat debilitating but at least I know it's all in my head, just don't know how to deal with it.
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>>38903332
Same with everything except im probably a 5 out of 10 and i dont go to school and i think about suicide just about everyday being a 24 year old socially retarded shut in makes me want to end my life
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>>38903332
Sleep is our savior.