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Stupid question...but is this a baldspot or just something natural..just discovered it today and im trying not to freak out
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Cow lick. It's where your hair part ways. Not a bald spot.
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Yeah, it's a bald spot. Your barber or stylist or whatever might tell you some bullshit about it being how your hair grows out, but you'll wind up thinning out on top within 2-3 years unless you get started on Minox and Finasteride.
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It's natural. When you have long-ish hair, its weight makes it falls to the side and your scalp shows in the middle. If you cut it short it won't show.

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>its an anon rights about his medical concern instead of going to the doctor thread

can burgers just get universal healthcare already so we won't have to deal with this shit anymore ?
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I wish. They deduct nearly 300 from every months wages and I still pay around 13000 a year to cover medicine etcetera. It's fucking bullshit.
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>>38905116
>13000

no fucking way what meds could you need that cost that much?
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i have universal healthcare in my country and it took me a month to find out what the problem with my leg was.
apparently i have nerve damage and now need to organize xrays and blood tests, then surgery, which I am fucking around doing yet again.
been 3 weeks since I was meant to organize everything, nearly 2 months limping around.
shit, I only bothered bringing up my leg because I was at the doctor for my neetbux

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I'm feeling pessimistic. What's the point in anything if I'm just a wageslave for the Jewish NWO? It's fucked. why am I alive. I want to be truly free
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The point is fighting to overthrow the Jewish NWO, topple the forces of globalism, and make the world a better place. For yourself, for your family, for your friends, neighbors, co-workers, and countrymen.
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>>38905126
And how exactly do I do that? If I reproduce, that's just 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 new wageslaves. And I'd just have to work even harder to feed them, thereby increasing Shekelberg's profits. I guess I could buy some land of my own, raise a farm, and teach my kids from home. Like Varg is doing I guess
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>>38905126
We as humans have too low of a lifespan for that movie scenario stuff dude.

>>38905077
Pessimism is a disease, multiple people called me a pessimist, Debbie downer, miserable, when will it end

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ITT: devilish things we do on the internet

>make lots of youtube comments
>when one gets a bunch of thumbs up, pushing it to the top of the comment section, I edit it to something racist
>looks like hundreds of people agree with it
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>>38905068

im totally doing that now
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>>38905579

Did this one on a video with a 'famous' negro instagram user.
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>go to /r9k;
>post fembot threads and tranny porn

>go to /a/
>remind them that ReiQ is best girl

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Before taking a shit, I'll usually inspect the toilet for any insects. Like behind, underneath, in the gaps, etc... Don't want a bug crawling on me.
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>>38905061
did you ever read dreamcatcher?
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I pound my cuts and bruises with my fists because my parents said what doesnt kill you makes you stronger and I couldnt cut the habit.
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I use my finger as scoop to take out poo out of my anus

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>You found me Anon hehe
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Divorce that kike you cunt
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>>38905056
i wotn lioooking for you.,
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>>38905056
>wanting a gf that dresses like awhore

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Why are white millennial men so submissive?
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soy. its always the soy.
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is there something wrong with eating ass?
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>>38905727
Fuck no. Itz /r9k/.
t./k/ommando

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Post in this thread if you are my friend, please.
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Not your friend but still gonna post because I can.
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>>38904936
hi friend, it's me
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>>38904936
I am your friend please

>smart but lazy

WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING MEME END YOU CANT BE SMART AND LAZY BECAUSE IF YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH YOU WOULD KNOW BEING LAZY IS COUNTER-INTUITIVE TO YOUR PURPOSE AS A HUMAN BEING
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>>38904932 if youre smart enough to realize life isnt worth the effort
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>>38905047
>tfw to inteIIigent
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>tfw could have gone to Harvard with full scholarship if I'd put even just a little effort in

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What the fuck /r9k/

Is this a sick joke ?

I thought this was a meme guys
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Pic of said girl
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what is doric text typing?
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>>38904899
these sound like reasonable standards to me OP

>"Iiiiiiii'm beyyyyack! Haha hey anon hows that no gf thing going?"
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>>38904816
Joe I'm worried about your heart. The fast food jew is killing you.
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>>38905040
>it's the jew's fault I can't stop stuffing my face
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How do people manage to even go so long with this guys kind of life style

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What's keeping you awake tonight?
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I'm about to start at my second college. I dropped out the first time because I'm an antisocial outcast and I reached a point of depression/flippancy that I stopped going to class at all. Failed everything, and had to jump through a bunch of hoops to get in somewhere else. Basically I've just been scared that what happened at the last place is going to happen again. I already know that I'm a disappointment to my parents, and I don't think I could face them. Plus I'm just lonely as fuck in general. What about you anon?
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>>38904805
To lazy to go to sleep. Just like every day.
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I woke up a few hours ago. Trying to fix my sleep schedule is painful.

Help bros, I am in a dark place.

I'm a 24 year old virgin, desperate to lose my virginity. I met a grill online but she has aspergers. I wad planning on losing my virginity to this girl, but now i am having cold feet from a guilty conscience.

While she is relatively thin, her face is 4/10 at best, she has questionable hygene, and she's an autist. She also has red-flag behaviors like hoarding old movie tickets and eating scrambled eggs for every meal.

I want to badly to lose my v-card before I hit 25, but I can't help but feel like I'm taking advantage of this girl. I have no intention of staying with her long term. What's worse, she often talks about how she's worried people are just taking advantage of her. She talks at length about how kids in school would use her as a pawn in drama-games, or how potential suitors would ditch her after another option became available. She's also pathetically lonely, and every friend she's had has moved away.

I don't think I have the heart to just pump and dump this girl. I have to get out now.

She's now starting to reciprocate feelings. I have to stop this while I still can. How do I let her down easy without her feeling exploited? I don't care for this girl, but I also don't want her to hurt her.
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>>38904783
Drop her now man. It's the right thing to do
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just say you just need personal time or some generic break up excuse, way better than fucking her and running dude
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>>38904783
>eating scrambled eggs for every meal
stopped reading there

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I'm a virgin. Is three-four months too long to make my new boyfriend wait for sex? Pic unrelated
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>>38904741
Yes b/c I assume you're gross looking and guys usually domt wait for a ugly hoe
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>>38904741
I agree with this anon>>38904819
Nobody waits that long for garbage
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>>38904819
Um, he said I'm pretty, I think I am, and said he's patient and will wait, but I never told him how long. I said a while.

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I can't cry.
I really want to just bawl, and I push back tears nightly, but I never manage to actually cry
the last time I was able to do so was 3 years ago and the only things that ever triggered me into crying were social exclusion real or perceived.
It's legitimately agonizing, and it's made me an asshole with no ability to feel a wide range of emotions from grief to remorse.
Advice anons? Feels thread?
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Dxm allows me to cry for some weird reason
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>>38904896
how old do you need to buy that shit? Do you need a prescription?
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>>38904896
I know that personally. That shit will reignite your love of life then after it has made you 80% insane you will feel nothing for years possibly never again. That shit was the best thing that ever happened to me. It's better than acid by far. Too bad the magic goes away after a couple times.

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