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I feel empty unless I'm in one of my very few comfort zones:
-alone at home on computer
-alone with a friend

I'll laugh at a joke to be polite even though I don't think it's funny.
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I feel empty 100% of the time i just want to chill and be depressed well listing to music. Is that to much to ask for?
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>>38906833

>need money to buy music
>need expensive headphones to be able to listen to music for hours without damaging hearing
>running out of Hard Drive space because too much music
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>>38906897
Headphones are worth the money anon. Sell stufd u dont need and u can listen to 24/7 chill music streams on yt. So u dont need to use all your space.

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Does anyone wonder if they are in hell? And not just that, but that their entire existence was a form of punishment?
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>>38906785
Barb's dead now. He's fucked for sure

The local obit:

http://obits.dignitymemorial.com/dignity-memorial/obituary.aspx?n=Barbara+Chandler&lc=4912&pid=162601997&mid=5394389
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>>38906920
Whats he been up to ssince?
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>>38906920
Holy shit is it true? Barb's dead?

Ohh the hell that will unfold into Chris putrid ass

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Why aren't you wearing an anti-roasty cage?
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>>38906781

Jewish invention designed for cut dicks.
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Don't need one. I have a self-producing repellent.
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>>38906781
>implying I'm not wearing one along with a butt plug

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There is a roastie that really likes me and is coming onto me quite obviously. I don't like her at all but I also don't want to hurt her, she is a good emotional tampon so she is worth keeping around.
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>>38906745
>>>/adv/
Go post over there, anon.
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>>38906892
But anon they are all white Knight cuck
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>>38907089
I guess it's changed since I used to shitpost there.

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Has anyone ever had this happen to them?
>Sitting down for a few minutes
>Stand up
>Feel lightheaded immediately
>Black spots start to flood my vision
>Balance is all wonky and stagger around
>A few seconds later the spots clear away and I'm fine

Is this normal? I don't take any drugs or anything if that helps.
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>>38906678
That happens when blood circulation is cut off and it is released back into the area it was cut off from.
How retarded do you have to be to not know that?
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>>38906678
standard, it's a natural reaction of the body. I'm no expert though so i really can't explain, so let's just say you're not dying for the moment ~demarai
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Drink more water friend

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Honestly have gotten to the point where it's clear if love is even real

There's no reason why any of us here should be loved or wanted.
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who's this female? ~dwayne
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>>38906615
Emmy Rossum
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>>38906586
>There's no reason why any of us here should be loved or wanted.
Why should anyone be loves?

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Betta Male
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a gif of a duck
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a 3d rendering of jigglypuff
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a man who remembers too much

>tfw no qt traumatized redhead walmart shoes gf
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great taste in anime OP
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That doesn't sound so bad if she doesn't have a habit of running away.
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>knew exactly that kind of girl
>walking around in the communal house she lived in with like ten people
>hear her yelling at her boyfriend in the bathroom
>"If you don't piss on me right now I'm not fucking you all night, Jason"
>I have a pee fetish now

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Will having multiple personality disorder hurt my chances of getting a boyfriend?
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>inb4 wave of lame reddit-tier jokes
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>>38906507
>will having a fake disorder hurt my chances of getting a boyfriend?

no, you'll be fine.
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I'm sure you will get many insightful and well thought out replies

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I am lying in this statement.
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>>38906422
Go to bed Saul Aaron Kripke!
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>>38906422
OP is telling the truth.
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>OP's statement is equal to the squareroot of negative 1

Already solved this problem jimbo

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A place for belly gfs, bellies both big and smol, and Anons who like bellies or fat girls.
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That's the first time I ever seen this sort of thread called a /belly/ general. I approve of this.
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>>38906328
I think it is a good idea. belly gf threads have all sorts of stuff going on, so I figure why not roll it all into one thread.
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Who /working nights/ here? Have to have my sleep schedule flipped around. I'll be up more often in the late nights than usual on my days off.

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Guys, what is the optimal amount of times should you cum in a day? I'm trying to achieve a stronger sense of self esteem and to keep away anxiety.
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>>38906296

* guys, what is the perfect amount of times a person should cum in a day?
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Legitimately like three times a week.
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>>38906296
Masturbate once a day. It's what I do.

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Need help fucking a party

>faggot richkid
> throwing an 18th party and inviting famous rappers like Wakka Flakka
> made instagram account for it and bio says "only way to come is follow this account. if you get accepted, you can come. if not, you're not invited."
>supposedly huge

this kid is a complete faggot and i want to ruin it. I might try and find the address and file a noise complaint and leave some beers outside so cops have viable reason to search, what else?

>inb4 butthurt not invited
implying i go to parties anyways, i just hate normies and this is literally chad/stacey central so why not fuck up alpha chad's birthday esp after he spent so much $$$
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>>38906274
I feel you. Rich kids are snobs. Every single one.

Try your best to get invited. Then go full commie rogue. Sneak in and steal/break shit, or roofie the drinks, smoke/stink bombs. Ask to borrow somebody's phone then rush to bathroom, call police and report a fire at the house.

If any success, make sure to update us.

Idk what else to do if you can't get in. Noise complaints are weak, happen all the time.


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>>38906274
>being able to hire Flocka for your 18th birthday
This kid's party can't be that fucking special.

Anyways, seems kinda petty OP. I know that's this board's MO but let the kid enjoy his damn 18th. Plenty of mistakes are gonna be made there anyway.

If you insist though, do you have any people you're even remotely close to going to this? You won't be able to do much of shit if that's not the case.

I leave you with this inspirational video. May it guide you.
https://youtu.be/yOc-MXGuKgs
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>>38906274
nothing a good car bombing can't solve

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how do i stop?
i wake up tired as fuck every morning because i drink a ton every night and once i start i can't stop.
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>>38906260
smoke weed everyday

eye3 es
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>>38906260
drink less
I did the same thing and now I don't do that anymore.
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Alcoholism general

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>tfw no k-pop bf
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>>38906242
I didn't know I knew this feel until just now
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>>38906242
This is the worst feely feel of feely feelers to exist.
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>>38906242
This tbqhwyfimop

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