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What genetic/social circumstances that were beyond your control cucked you from normiedom?

>be me
>huge fetish for women using toilets
>I will never be able to ask a girl if she's into peeing or pooping in front of me until really really deep into a relationship even though it's a sexual dealbreaker for me.
>the thought of this has turned me off even looking.

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Post your favorite song.
Ill listen to them all.

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>Slowly self improving
>Begin to think I can escape robothood
>Get a job
>Start lifting
>Friends notice my change in attitude and start encouraging me
>Go out with them and reconnect with a girl from high school
>She gives me her snapchat
>We talk for awhile
>She thought I hated her throughout school
>Tell her I didn't hate anyone apart from one guy who was a dick to me for no reason(I never figured out why and even asked him)
>She asks me how anyone could hate me
>Feelsgoodman.png
>Try to escalate
>My autism makes it difficult but I am making progress
>Think I'm getting there
>She doesn't respond for a few hours one night
>Think nothing of it, she's usually asleep by this time anyway
>Get a snap from an unknown snapchat
>Open it
>It's her sucking the one person on earth I can say I hate's dick
>Confused, hurt, but overall just fucking sad
>Asks her why she did it
>Ask why it had to be him, why did he have to send me a snap of it, why does he still hate me
>She said it was his idea and that they just clicked
>She had met him at a party that night
>Guy told me all the details, talking shit the whole time
>Block him, lie down, wonder what the fuck I've done wrong

I've masturbated to that snap since I saved it about 8 times now. My life is a fucking joke.

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>dad called me a pussy again
I am sick of this asshole's shit. First thing tomorrow morning I'm hitting the gym and getting /fit/. My goal is to be able to kick his ass in a year's time. wish me luck robots.

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i'm bored and lonely /r9k/. what should i make for my next programming project? preferably something extremely autistic which will benefit the people on this board

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About to get my first tattoo. Getting this one my right shoulder, designed and made by a Japanese tattoo artist.

It's a 4 hour procedure. In thar occasion, let's have a tattoo thread. What ink do you guys have?

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>born a man
>can only get off by imagining I'm a woman having sex with other women

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I'm definitely no robot. Most likely name for me would be a Chad. Feel free to hit me with some questions about life on the other side.

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It's my birthday. Someone please tell me everything it going to be alright

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I am a normie. Not chad level but just a regular dude. 23, girlfriend whose a cutie trap, not a virgin and a job, savings degree soon to start my career.

Now that's all out of the way, I see lots of posters wondering what the best job is for them as NEETS who don't wanna be NEETS or betas and it is hospital security. You will likely start at nights and YOU WANT TO STAY ON NIGHTS.

1. You already all shun the day
2. Limited to no interaction with population.
3. Extra pay with time differential

If you got a question about it ask away

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I used to come on /r9k/ regularly and I know that even though the board has gotten a lot more "normie" recently that there's still the subsection of depressed young adults who I used to identify with. And motivation is hard, so I really do hope this can help someone a bit.

>be me 1.5 years ago
>contemplating suicide daily
>self-harming
>starting to become addicted to alcohol
>never been in a relationship
>no accomplishments in life
>nothing to life other than vidya

>be me 1 year ago
>stopped drinking
>stopped self-harming
>started reading books
>cut down drastically on vidya
>losing weight (I've gained it back since, but in an attractive way)

>be me half a year ago
>get into first relationship
>pursue the interests I have
>genuinely improve myself as a person
>become less autistic, able to speak to people
>feel content for the first time in my life

>be me now
>single because relationship blew up
>still genuinely happy with life
>minor anxiety issues
>minor self esteem issues
>mood swings, but not that bad
>getting published on sites
>moved out of my mom's house
>only addictions are sugar and TV

Change is possible, you just need to find what you need to work on and actually do that.

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ITT: Conspiracies you believe.

Women don't orgasm and feel absolutely no attraction towards men. Only men can feel love, women can only love their children.

The world maps are incomplete. There is likely a hidden continent and many hidden islandly the world government doesn't want us to know. I know because I feel as though I've been there before, perhaps at a young age, and it was a place unlike any other on earth.

There is a small group of people controlling the world. Whether it's the illuminati, or whatever, they are real. They are extremely smart and possibly even God like from reaching the peak of technology and are holding all of humanity back from advancing too fast because it keeps them in control. I know we have to be more advanced than this, this all feels like a simulation, like role play, there's no way humans are still THIS primitive.

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>dating this girl for a few months
>go visit her family on the island they live on
>girl was very into tennis at some point
>i was never good at it but always wanted to learn it
>go play with her
>both fit, looking good, especially with sport clothes on
>hit the ball outside the courts, go out to get it
>two hot girls see me walking out and both say "Hi"
>smoothly say "Hey" back
>spend rest of the day super-flattered

That was over a year ago, and I think it's the happiest moment of my life. It's pretty much all been downhill from there. What about you, /r9k/, what was your happiest moment?

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does anyone have that pic comparing how men listen to music vs how women listen to music?

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>forced to buy overpriced porn videos because my sexual tastes have become so specialized and narrow and obscure that no free content exists